What!?: Mourinho should fear the future

What!? highlights some of the sillier soundbytes spewed by the footballing elite, so that we can all feel just a little bit better about ourselves.

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has bizarrely revealed that the threat of future enslavement at the hand of self-aware man-made cyborgs does not worry him in the least,

‘I finished the game in Seville with a very bad taste…but I am not afraid of the future,’ said Mourinho.

Ok that was ridiculous, but we were bored.

Sorry.