Following the ex-Arsenal midfielders less than complimentary comments about Ruud Van Nistlerooy’s diving – even calling the Manchester United striker a ‘son of a bitch’ – I felt it more than necessary to point out that if the supposed “midfield hardman” was going to accuse another player of playacting and conning the ref, he probably should have made sure there wasn’t footage of him going down easier than a midget hooker (just wanted to link it a second time for good measure).
Even as a Spurs fan, I can usually see the objective point of view through my own biases but in this case I don’t see how even the most blinkered Gooner could defend their ex-captain’s hypocrisy.
Does Boggs know his arse from his elbow? Let us know in the comments section or send an official rebuttal to submissions@caughtoffside.com and we’ll put it up on the page!
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Yazdo - November 9th, 2005 at 1:03 am
I just watched your little video, and after watching it. It’s clear that Vieira tried to get his right leg / foot away from the challange, only to clip his left foot with right and fall over. He hasn’t dived, he hasn’t play acted. He was simply put clumsy to trip him self up.
Watch the clip properly and then make comments. RVN is a cheat and a diver and Son of a Bitch. PV4 is a not. Spurs suck, face it.
UP THE ARSE!!!!!!
gooner - November 9th, 2005 at 1:38 am
just another stupid comment by another silly jelous spud! UP THE ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!
gooner - November 9th, 2005 at 1:39 am
are you gonna make europe this year? i doubt it!!!!
kk gooner - November 9th, 2005 at 1:56 am
Patrick is a true player, not an actor. That’s the fact!!
thegunner - November 9th, 2005 at 2:04 am
Diving cheat video + Silly Spurs Fan —>Stupid Comments……..
Keep Dreaming about Europe For Eternity….UP THE ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
rizal - November 9th, 2005 at 2:09 am
Is this site run by an ignorant & naive spud ?…I shall paste this site address in my spam list.
Come on i did saw rvn punch on freedie at Old T. ….or perhaps u did’t watch it cause it make your break heart to see Arsenal won the championship 2001/2
chandraraj - November 9th, 2005 at 2:45 am
rubbish! patrick is a great player and i have never seen him acting. obviously, a spud is always stupid.
zimgooner - November 9th, 2005 at 3:09 am
Never thought I would see the day when a spud went so low. So low that even the other spuds dont come into his defence. That is how ridiculous that comment.
Paddy just said what every fan in world football has been dying to say about RvN.
Another instance, do you remember when horse-face RvN almost broke Ashley’s leg and didnt even get a card or a reprimand?
Agent99 - November 9th, 2005 at 3:59 am
I heard there are 2 offers currently for RVN. First offer is a contract from hollywood for him to act. Second is a navy seal contract for him to dive.
Which one do you guys think he would choose?
Arsenal FC - November 9th, 2005 at 6:40 am
What is “Spurs” anyway?
denmarkspud - November 9th, 2005 at 9:48 am
Yes he ‘pulled his leg out’
The only thing Paddy pulls out of is Sol’s arse
timtam - November 9th, 2005 at 9:58 am
Come on, a dive is a dive.
I hate RVN as much as the next person and he IS a son of a bitch but come on in that video Vieira is taking a dive.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 10:10 am
Van Persie
When a girl says no
MOLEST HER
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 10:13 am
“UP THE ARSE” indeed
jjsams - November 9th, 2005 at 10:16 am
How can you possibly defend sucha blatant dive, I remember that match against us and Hamann looked rightly disgusted.
The only thing I disagree with in that article is that he says he can’t see how Gooners could defend such hypocrisy, but was there ever any doubt?
BLINKERED
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 10:28 am
Spuds going no where again, roll over for bloody Bolton and about to lose to Wigan
Ledley’s going to jump to replace Sol at the end of the season and you will be left with your United nations squad of CRAP
nygoooons - November 9th, 2005 at 10:30 am
Can anyone even name a player at Shite Hart Lane outside of defo
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 10:34 am
How about Carrick, Jenas and Robinson, to name just the players you tried to sign?
I can’t believe people have argued that Viera didn’t dive unless they do so with tongue firmly in cheek (note that’s not a sexual reference before some of the less intelligently minded posters get excited).
So go on, have a good rant, using all your best name calling you can. It’s only to be expected from you jobsworths…
Try to use words with more than one or two syllables though…..
WHLWHL - November 9th, 2005 at 10:38 am
Can anyone name a player OTHER THAN DEFOE?
You must be joking, not even a goon can be that daft we make up half of the bloody england squad and in Davids have one of the most recognizable players in the world
gharris - November 9th, 2005 at 10:51 am
PULL YOUR FINGER OUT SPUDS YOU WILL NEVER GET NEAR US AGAIN ASHBURTON WILL GIVE US THE CASH AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE THREE POINT LANE
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 10:58 am
All the Goons I know are getting more irrational and angry by the day because they can feel their era is over, Wenger is giving up to Mourinho and Henry and co are frustrated at the club putting building Ashburton as a priority over strengthening the team.
If you were smart you would invested in the team first while you had such great players as Henry, Campbell and Vieira, you could have dominated Europe but by the time 2006 rolls around it will be too late.
Gooner9 - November 9th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Vieira is a proper player who is tough in the tackle and dirty at times but don’t deny it.
Ruud is a sly little shit. Makes spiteful little tackle when no one is looking and cies when he gets done back.
your fat mother - November 9th, 2005 at 11:06 am
was just wondering, where about are spurs in the league?
spursareshite - November 9th, 2005 at 11:14 am
you scum sucking gaylord. spurs will forever be in our shadow.
if you’d even bothered to read the comments from paddy (can you read? probably not) you’d realise it wasn’t just about rvn being a horsefaced diving cocksucker, but more about him being a prick in general.
how a spud can comment about paddy diving considering you all worship klinsmann is beyond me.
Paul - November 9th, 2005 at 11:19 am
Has Patrick Vieira got an elongated history of making career threatening tackles? No. Has Vieira ever punched somebody and gotten away with it on a football pitch? No. Has Vieira even punched anyone on a football pitch? No. Is Patrick Vieira an over-rated goalhanger whose goals dried up the second a team mate was packed off to Madrid? No. Face it guys, you might not like it, but Vieira’s telling it like it is, Ruud is just rude. And he’s shit. In fact you could argue Vieira’s gone easy on him. As for
Yid4life - November 9th, 2005 at 11:24 am
Why do all Arsenal fans insist on asking for it ‘up the arse’??
Are you all bent or something?!
Now RVN is a bit of a cheatin fuck, but how can you stick up for that lanky french prick after watchin the video?! Hamman was nowhere near the cheatin little fucker!
Overmars11 - November 9th, 2005 at 11:32 am
All you Yidcunts saying Sp*rs are better than Arsenal, look at the league table now, and wait until the end of the season.
As for Van Horseface, he is a shit striker. He has never scored outside the box for ManUre, and most of his goals are simple tap-ins or open goals (this season anyways).
Pathetic over-ambitious Spuds. You’ll never finish above Arsenal, and you may clinch a Champions League place, but don’t get your hopes up!
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 11:54 am
Always scores simple tap ins? LIke that is a bad thing? Isn’t Wenger the one who wanted a ‘fox in the box’ but was so stupid he signed shit Jeffers. Isn’t Henry the one who says he needs to score more simple goals?
Wenger and all you Goon scum would kill to have Ruud in your side. Reyes can’t finish for shit and Henry is about to leave.
Leave it up to us to dethrone Chelsea, you lot from London are bloody useless
gooner forever - November 9th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Yet another bitter spurs fan, forever in the shadow of he mighty ARSENAL.
OriginalGooner - November 9th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
So you found one or two examples of Vieira diving – well done, you could easily document a catalogue of RvN diving antics easily. Not only does he do it for ManU he also does it for the Dutch. And then you look at what he does off the ball – stamping, elbowing, kicking. Whatever sins Vieira has commited on the pitch Van Horseface has done it 50 times over. SO get over it you sad Spuds, keep dreaming about Europe and pray your manager doesnt send you a horses head anytime soon
Up the Arse!! Vieira is a legend!
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 12:07 pm
No Spurs fans have said RVN isn’t a cheating turd. We all know that. Don’t descend into petty name calling – it makes us all look like total fuck wits.
Spurs are building a very good team – we can all see that quite blatantly. We’ve currently got the upper hand, but to be fair, how many of us really don’t think there’s more of a threat now than at any time in the last 10 years?
swegooner - November 9th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
cant stop laughing at all of you pitifull yidcunts dreaming of being at the same level as Arsenal. Just keep dreaming cause thats all that you will ever be doing. Furthermore why do you all of a sudden want to stand up for that hideous cunt horseface? as somebody else wrote all his ever done is cheating and scoring tapins. But I guess thats what all of ya wankers are used to though. Just go back to your daydreaming, we are and will always be above you scum, in terms of exactly EVERYTHING!
spursareshite - November 9th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
spurs are shite.
end of.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 12:53 pm
This is brilliant, I haven’t seen such a huge group of genuinely worried Arse fans in years! How gratifying it is listening to you all desperately trying to gain some kind of upper hand by asking where Spurs are in the league! Until last week miles above the Arse, that’s where!
Fantastic, this kind of panic-stricken mong-response is just what Spurs fans have been waiting years for. We finally have you genuinely shiiting yourselves that your reign is over and you’re finally being challenged at last. You given up on the title, and can now feel your dominance over Spurs slipping.
Ever ‘Up the Arse!’ (do you even know you’re saying that?) comment is a beautiful chord of joy for every Spurs fan, feeling snug and warm safe in the knowledge that Scummer twats everywhere are shitting themselves in fear whilst failing to sing in the Library.
You know that snug, warm and safe feeling, I think you lot experience something similar every time you shout ‘Up the Arse!’…:)
spursareshite - November 9th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
yes, we’re shitting outselves. shitting ourselves that you couldn’t even beat us without ljungberg, henry, cole or hleb. we’re really scared.
OriginalGooner - November 9th, 2005 at 1:04 pm
Yes we are shitting ourselves, in much the same way Spuds did in the second half of of the match bewteen Arsenal. CAPITULATION is something Spuds fans should be used to by now. Riding high in November shot down in….well December!
Spurs best start to the Premierships, Arsenal’s second worst start to the Premiership and we’re still above you with a game in hand LMAO!
FOYS
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:17 pm
Ljunberg played, you gooners really are plastic aren’t you
COYS - November 9th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
god stupid ignorant arse scum.you just cant admit that spurs are on the way up.we are going to achieve europe if not the champions league,even pundits who have always hated spurs are admitting it and the balance of power in north london is tipping.il admit that in the second half of the derby we collapsed but we played you off the pitch in the first half and should have had the match finished by half time.vieiras gone,henrys leaving soon and spurs are on the up.
COYS
the guy who fked your girlfriend - November 9th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
61, never again!
Up the Arse.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
“Van Persie
When a girl says no
MOLEST HER
Comment by Anonymous ”
NO – IS THAT THE WAY YOU SPURS FANS DO IT? SHIT SPUD SCUM – OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER STUPID TWAT WHO DOESNT KNOW THE MEANING OF INNOCENT…..
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
On the way up to where, COYS? UP THE ARSE PERHAPS??????
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
you wish you had robinson,you wish you had king,you wish you have defoe,you wish you had carrick now fuck off you dirty scum!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
YOU HAVE SHITTY SCUM SUCH AS kING WHO STOOD ON sTELIOS FACE – SO FCUK OFF AND LOOK AT YOUR OWN CORRUPT, SHIT, SNEAKY SON OF A BITCHES’ BEFORE POINTING AT THE GUNNERS – WE RULE AND YOU KNOW IT – KEEP LIVING IN OUR SHADOW – ITS THE BEST PLACE YOU KNOW……………..
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
“YOU HAVE SHITTY SCUM SUCH AS kING WHO STOOD ON sTELIOS FACE”
pfff ahahahahahahah
just shows how stupid and ignorant you twats are
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
you would love king and you know it
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
no ure fucking ignorant u son of a ho – fcuk off n grow fat u spud – shitface – shit team – n keep living in our shadows…………
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
no fcukin shove king up ur momma’s ass
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:28 pm
tottenham shitespurs………….enuff sed
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
god you should see what a stupid typical scum fan u sound like.king is without doubt one of the best defenders in england.better than that fucking disgrace you call your best defender so you just keep that fat loser and wel take the young,energetic pacey upcoming star thanks very much.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
fcuked off, have u, anonymous? yea dats rite, fcuk off to spudland n dun even bother slating van persie, paddy, or ne1 else – spuds/shitespur fans have no rrom to talk – go rot at shite fart lane………
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:32 pm
fuck the scum..up the arse
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
shhh if i were you i would just stop now.you sound soooo stupid its unbelievable.your a twat your team are on the way doooooowwwwwnnn and spurs are taking over!so just keep it shut you stupid piece of shit.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:36 pm
“young,energetic pacey upcoming star ” – u mean cheating lil basterd, who throws his toys out of his pram so easily, that he needs to stamp on faces? – sure gotta give it 2 u – u really are class – a class of sad pathetic shite spud scum
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
did you not see it.stelios is a little cheating shit who because he was going down dragged king with him and there was nothing he could do about it.your a fucking ignorant excuse for a human so just SHUT UP NOW!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
how are spuds taking over……n u betta stop rite now – go and flick on the teletext page 324 premiership tables – even at our worst you cant match us – look at the fcukin table then talk u son of a bitch!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:39 pm
oh yea dats BBc for the highly pathetic, obtuse spuds fans
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
who the fuck do you think you are telling me to shut up – fcuk off bak to shite fart lane, n dun even fink of saying anything abt the gunners – c ya pathetic spud scum!!!!!
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
and if you consider the teams we have played so far and dropped points against compared to you,you will understand.you fucking lost to west brom.we lost to chelsea,as does everyone else,and bolton at the reebok.wev played man utd at old trafford and liverpool and you dirty shits.our next games are against piss easy teams like sunderland and portsmouth.we will be above you within the next 10 games i guarentee it
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
by the way, “obtuse” means stupid, for u ill informed pathetic people – not gonna waste my breath and energy on shitty, sad, pathetic spurs – c ya later! (rot in hell!)
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHITTY SCUM.YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE SO JUST GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HOLE IN THE GUTTER YOU DIRTY SHIT!
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
oo pathetic loser cant hold his own anymore.hes had to run away.later loser
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
no am bak – n i dun need sum pathetic loser like YOU telling me that i cant hold it no more – the time is nearly 7pm – Cbeebies are doing their bedtime hour – i think you are best suited to watching that SPUD SCUM!!!!1
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
Its that time of year again boys and girls. the season’s over and the criticism (as usual in the autumn of tottingham’s season) is conveniently deflected away from your lame club to the mighty Arse. it ain’t our (or Vieira’s) fault that you never win anything or will NEVER win anything. Get over it.
and btw, sticking up for something as low as Van Nistelrooy just shows the amount of class you have: NONE.
Arsenal titles: 13
Spuds: a pathetic…2.
’61 never again, 61′ never again…
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
spuds are worse then manure
Ginola99 - November 9th, 2005 at 1:56 pm
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/1002/diavieira3ix.gif
He is a dibing twit good player but still to call RVN a cheat is very rich coming from him.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
that cracks me up
Ginola99 - November 9th, 2005 at 2:02 pm
“spuds are worse then manure”
Stupid gooner filth “we don’t care about you any more” I knew you lot never mean’t that f***ing filth only if that Bud beer ad happened for real or how about you lot f*** off back to Woolwhich.
Steve-THFC - November 9th, 2005 at 2:02 pm
What a fucking joke some gooners are!
Vieira has the cheek to moan about van Nistelrooy when arsenal have the king of divers Robert Pires and not to mention Ashley Cole.
Its just fucking pathetic the way RVN has been victimised by Arsenal fans. The guy is no beter or worse than any other player and certainly alot better than some of the pathetic cheating ponces that are int he Arsenal team.
And to top it all, Arsenal have the most bookings an red cards in premiership history plus Vieira has been sent off more times than any other prem player.
What exactly are the gooners trying to say?
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:03 pm
and more and more shit just pours from the mouths of stupid spuds………….yawn………….
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
vieira is a dirty cheating piece of scum.and now hes left you and you really are considerably worse.i cannot wait till the end of the season when we finish above you and henry leaves you and we can all just laugh at the stupid,ignorant loser pieces of shit
SpursJobber - November 9th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Why is it you can’t just have a reasonable debate without insulting each other?
For the record, we have one or two players who aren’t adverse to a dive. Just like PV would go down under, shall we say, less than strong challenges.
I would like to say that some of you Arsenal fans might want to take an English class or two. It’d make it easier for me (and everybody else) to take their points on board.
Ginola99 - November 9th, 2005 at 2:09 pm
YIDARMY! YIDARMY! YIDARM!
Hello to gooner fuckers from Woolwich spaz-nal Mania
http://www.arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17819
Bloody Woolwhich sapz-nal “every gunner is a runner!!”
SpursJobber - November 9th, 2005 at 2:09 pm
Oh, and the same goes for some Spurs fans. Come on, people. It really isn’t that difficult to express yourselves using legitimate English.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
REALLY?AND WHO ARE YOU? MYSTIC MEG? LIKE I SED CBEEBIES BEDTIME HOUR HAS STARTED – STOP CHATTIN SHIT N JUS FCUK OFF……….GO ON – DREAMING MIGHT HELP YOU THINK YOU ARE ABOVE THE GUNNERS – BUT REALITY WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU OTHERWISE – FCUKIN PATHETIC SCUM – OH YEA AND IF HENRY DOES LEAVE, HE WONT BE COMING DOWN UR FUCKING END, THATS FOR SURE, U SON OF A BITCH.PATHETIC SPUD SCUM……CUNT
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
“I would like to say that some of you Arsenal fans might want to take an English class or two. It’d make it easier for me (and everybody else) to take their points on board.
Comment by SpursJobber”
ARE YOU INCLUDING THIS ARSENAL FAN IN THAT:
Stupid gooner filth “we don’t care about you any more†I knew you lot never mean’t that f***ing filth only if that Bud beer ad happened for real or how about you lot f*** off back to Woolwhich.
Comment by Ginola99
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS PRICK SPEAKING IN MATE??
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
I heard that Wenger got fisted by Vieira and Weng didn’t return the favour so he left.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:12 pm
mate the cbeebies thing just aint funny,and neither is your name so just stop it…its pathetic.great so henry wont come to us,i dont expect him to but you will just collapse without him.you are a one man team and without him you would be mid table…and hes leaving!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Really? – well we heard the same about Jol and King, but King took his agression out on poor Stelios
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
ok im changing my name to yido from annonymous so we can carry on this enjoyable argument you dirty shit
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Stupid gooner filth “we don’t care about you any more†I knew you lot never mean’t that f***ing filth only if that Bud beer ad happened for real or how about you lot f*** off back to Woolwhich.
Just put through spell check looks good now how shall I explain.
Stupid gooner filth, “we don’t care about you any more†I knew you lot never mean’t that. F***ing filth only if that Bud beer ad happened for real (where the spaz-nal get sent to the lake district) or how about you lot f*** off back to Woolwhich ie f*** back to where yopu belong SE18.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
who the fcuk u callin “mate” – u really need to fcuk off……………cbeebies is the only thig u shit spurs are worthy of watching -after all, i wud watch that rather than disgrace my self by associating with a team as shit as yours
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
i love that you call us such a shit team when we are supposed to be the favourites to get the champions league spot
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
and again cbeebies…not funny
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
’61 never again, ’61 never again…
I doubt most of the pre-pubescent spuds posting shit on this shit topic were even semen when it last happened. arrrhhh such a shame…
’61 never again, ’61 never again…
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:19 pm
RocktheCasbah
Spaznal-mania
What a great site that is LOL
http://www.arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=c6726c55cc4d478f58a94460d2cc0ebf have laugh for free on me YID ARMY!!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:20 pm
really basterd – change your name to shit, spuds, yid woteva – the filth is always gonna be there, fcuker – oh yea, please dont pass your pathetic “dirty shit” title to me – u rightly own it, so wear it with pride, u wanker
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 2:21 pm
mrsvanpersie
“ok – its getting bad out there (on that site i mean) – they actually posted this link and are taking the piss – any other gunners gonna come on that site – stupid shitespurs………….”
You lot are quick lol
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:21 pm
nice to see im annoying you so much
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:23 pm
mrsvanpersie
“ok – its getting bad out there (on that site i mean) – they actually posted this link and are taking the piss – any other gunners gonna come on that site – stupid shitespurs………….â€
“You lot are quick lol”
shhh theyv got nothing better to do than check this site every 10 seconds
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:23 pm
you wankers wouldnt know how to laugh or smile – after all, your team has won shit all, so you wouldnt know the feeling………….
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:24 pm
i aint mrsvanpersie – motherfucker
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
and even if i was mrsvanpersie, it shows how sad u are, creeping through arsenal forums – wot u got no mates on ur own shit forums…………
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
o god im so upset…you insulted me for not making friends on a football forum….
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:29 pm
and you insulted our forum!how dare you!you take it back now…..
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:29 pm
i bet you are – truth hurts dunnit?
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:29 pm
or else????
Ginola99 - November 9th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Even I have to admit that its getting a bit out of hand here you bloody ell the next thing we’ll see is violence on the streets of North London.
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:31 pm
or else….il insult your forum!and say you dont have any friends either!so there!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
no u wont, cos i aint living in london no more – sad twat
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
and your point is…
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
oh fuck off – if i ever saw a piece of scum like you, i really would deck u motherfucker, n no i wudnt need a man to do it, cos u fcukin wimps are soft shit spuds, always have been, always will be………
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COMING FROM THE FUCKING PUSSYS OF HIGHBURY!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!WOW YOU SOUND WELL HARD HAHAHA
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
o iv just realised your a woman.god you seem so much like a man….
OriginalGooner - November 9th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
this is pretty silly now to be honest, not even funny to read anymore.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
REALLY? WELL YOU SOUNDF LIKE A WOMAN – NO SORRY I MEAN TRANSEXUAL – U GET TO PICK WHO YOU ARE SAD TWAT – N NO WE AINT PUSSIES – COME DOWN HIGHBURY AND EVERYONE SHALL SEE DAT THAT DUTCH TWAT DID BUY EVEN MORE SHIT – MIND YOU SUITS THE CLUB FULL OF WANKERS DAT CALL THEMSELVES FANS………….
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 2:40 pm
i sound like a transexual….hmmm….so what do they sound like?
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
NOW, HAVING REALISED I WASTED MUCH OF MY TIME ON WANKER SHITSPURS LIKE YOU, I THINK I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOUR SHIT HOLE OF A FORUM – AFTER ALL, THE FOOTBALL DOES ALL THE TALKING – MIGHT AS WELL SAVE MY ENERGY FOR THE VICTORIOS YELLING COMING FROM ARSENAL, AT HIGHBURY – SEE YOU LATER, SHIT SPUDS…………ARSENAL RULE!END OF!!!!
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
I am a fucking arsehole and I admit I was wrong. Spurs are better than Arsenal.
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
AW……IMITATION IS THE GREATEST FORM OF FLATTERY – MOTHERFUCKER – GET YOUR OWN NAME, AND LIFE…………..SAD BASTERD, YIDO…………DICKHEAD, SON OF A BITCH, WANKER, TWAT…….N THE LIST GOES ON – SON OF A WHORE….
stinky/smelly/shitty/spuds - November 9th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Must be my schizo side coming out again – sorry about the CAPS.
yido - November 9th, 2005 at 3:01 pm
just for the record it aint me doing the imitations
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 3:22 pm
I am constanly amazed by you gooners.
How can anyone say that he didnt dive after seeing the clip.
Its offensive to any true football that diving and play acting is slowly and surely on the rise within the English game.
You lot, (ie gooner scum) started it.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
LOL at this discussion! – only halfwit goons could defend such a blatant dive….mind you with Pires, Cole, Reyes etc you must get a lot of practice. Cheats, the lot of em.
SpursSimon - November 9th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
“NOW, HAVING REALISED I WASTED MUCH OF MY TIME ON WANKER SHITSPURS LIKE YOU, I THINK I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOUR SHIT HOLE OF A FORUM”
Fuck off then, I’m sure you’ve got plenty of pegs to sell.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 4:21 pm
“Until last week miles above the Arse, that’s where!”
Wow! The gunners caught up ‘miles’ in just one week! They’re even better than I thought!
It’s a sad day for football, when the Spuds find themselves siding with the leagues most hated player (who also plays for the most hated club).
Personally, I support Wigan, so you lot can all talk smack when and if you take our spot. But before we were in the EPL, most of us supported the Arsenal. Why? Brilliant attacking football, of course. Something both RVN, AND Spuds ‘supporters’ would do well to work on.
Totten-who? You think anyone outside of London even knows who you are? The most fame you’ve had in recent years, is holding the record for most mid-fielders signed in a summer (and soon, the most midfielders to be sold in the winter..).
SpursSimon - November 9th, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Enjoy it while it last Wigan. Bless.
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 5:18 pm
If your support for Wigan is so fleeting that until they made it to the Premiership you all supported the league champions, then you will fit right in with the rest of the plastics at the Library.
spursareshit - November 9th, 2005 at 5:41 pm
To the retard who said scoring tap-ins is a great thing, well, its an ok thing, but thats the only way Van Horseface is able to score. Therefore he is crap.
‘Totten-who? You think anyone outside of London even knows who you are? The most fame you’ve had in recent years, is holding the record for most mid-fielders signed in a summer (and soon, the most midfielders to be sold in the winter..).’
Yes.
godfather - November 9th, 2005 at 5:43 pm
spuds are funny!!!!!
hahahahahaha………………
Anonymous - November 9th, 2005 at 5:44 pm
“To the retard who said scoring tap-ins is a great thing, well, its an ok thing, but thats the only way Van Horseface is able to score. Therefore he is crap.”
Yes I remember Lineker scoring 25 yard scorchers all the time, that is what made him great.
SpursFan101 - November 9th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
I have to admit, Vieira is right. Ruud is a son of a bitch. Infact, I see that Spurs are a shite team my self. They haven’t qualified for Europe for God knows how long..
geoff - November 9th, 2005 at 7:34 pm
Veira was a two bit hypocrtical, whining shit, consistently fouling opposition, trying to get them carded or sent off and those are his good points!! I would never want a player like that at spurs we HATE divers and cheats but I guess thats why “Up the Arse” fans loved him so much. Though in the end even he saw sense to leave!!
denmarkspud's mother - November 9th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
denmarkspud, this is your mother, stop posting, come back to bed and let momma play with your little dickie.
AFC - November 9th, 2005 at 8:57 pm
Spurs scum, you’re fucking shit.
chandraraj - November 9th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
spurs is where they belong to – below arsenal. and the spurs fans are forever stupid.
Ledleysrottingpussy - November 9th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
LOL @ even the suggestion of a comparison between spurs and arsenal,
never have you or never will you be at the same level or class as the arse. Try beating grimsby (sp?) first.
Arsenal sucks Viera - November 9th, 2005 at 11:18 pm
ALL YOU FUCKIN DICKRIDING ARESNAL BITCHES LISTEN UP.VIERA IS A PUSSY.HE GOT HIS DUSTY LITTLE PUNK ASS TO ITALY COZ HE DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS OOOOOPS I MEAN PUSSY TO FACE KEANO.HES BEEN RIDING ON PIRES DICK ALL THIS TIME.AND YOU BITCHES CALLIN’ RVN A CHEAT ?
WHAT ABT YOUR LITTLE BOY PIRES.THIS IS PIRES’S MAMA TALKIN’.YOUR SON BETTA STOP THE DIVING OR I WILL DO U LIKE UNITED DID THE ARSES.
FUCKIN FAGGOT WAS PROBABLY THINGING ABT HIS MAMA GETTIN LAID WHEN HE TOOK THAT FUCKIN PENALTY AGAINST MAN CITY.WHAT A BITCH-ASS
AND WENGER YOU FRENCH ASS PEEPING TOM DICK RIDER.HE SPENDS MORE THAN LOOKING AT MOURINHO SUCKING TERRY RATHER THAN MANAGING YOU PUNK ASSES.
FACE IT
A-R-S-E-NAL GUNNED UP AND CLAPPED CLICK
PIRES GUNNED UP AND CLAAPED CLICK
PATRICK FUCKIN VIERA – DAMN YOU ON ARSE DICK
UNITED FOR LIFE
qs - November 9th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Defoe – overrated, not as good as van Persie never mind Henry
King – always has and always will be a poor replacement for Sol(I bet it still hurts)
Davids – over the hill dirty cunt
Jenas – overrated shite, not even good enough for Newcastle
Carrick – jesus i cant believe your proud of that guy. Managed not to fall over himself for the first 2 or 3 games of the season, big fucking deal.
Spurs will never be as good as Arsenal. You’ve already dropped down the league. Give it till christmas and you’ll be back where you belong in the bottom half.
spursshit - November 10th, 2005 at 2:45 am
Spurs are below Arsenal, and Arsenal have a game in hand.
Same old Spurs. They’ll never finish above Arsenal, and a top form spud team was not able to beat an out of form Arsenal team, with a few injuries to first teamers.
Ronaldinhos Teacher - November 10th, 2005 at 4:45 am
Your an idiot, at no point does one leg clip the other. Vieira thought contact was coming and in order to relieve pressure off his team he fell over. I seem to recall he was on a booking which would mean he would miss the Chelsea match, that dive should have got his second yellow therefore allowing him to play Chelsea as the ban wouldnt be of immediate effect…Arsenal couldnt win without him and Chelsea went off with the title…….useless Gunners cant do anything right
Spursboy - November 10th, 2005 at 5:08 am
Did anyone hear Wenger spitting his dummy out at the press the other day?
He originally said about Mourinho “When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.” The press reported that, and when Mourihno had a go back Wenger got really upset.
He said “You must listen to what I say and not write what I do not say.”
“Have I said he is stupid? By implication? You have to respect what I say and not what you think I have said.
“I know exactly what I say – not what you think I have said. I have seen some quotes and they are not right.”
“What does that mean, that I have said he is stupid?
“I never said he is stupid. You can think what you want but do not make me say what I did not say.
“I said the sentence. You do what you want with the sentence but you cannot put that I indicated somebody is stupid.”
And he kept repeating himself and he was getting so upset he kept tripping over his words, the bumbling fart. He was nearly crying by the end of it. What a big girl. Lets hope Van Pervie was there to hold his hand!
Anonymous - November 10th, 2005 at 6:00 am
-Try beating grimsby (sp?) first. -
Well, try beating WBA first lol.
spursareshite - November 10th, 2005 at 9:55 am
-Well, try beating WBA first lol.-
ahahahaha WBA are in the Premiership you fucking mong! Where are Grimsby???
Try beating Bolton scumbags.
oh and Martin Jol’s gay.
qs - November 10th, 2005 at 10:09 am
Since the WEnger v Moronho thing blew up Arsenal have comfortably won 2 games and chelsea have lost 2. So who won the war of words?
The Casbah Club - November 10th, 2005 at 10:12 am
Bit worried about this poster, he seems to have gone overboard on the homoerotic imagery…
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ALL YOU FUCKIN DICKRIDING ARESNAL BITCHES LISTEN UP.VIERA IS A PUSSY.HE GOT HIS DUSTY LITTLE PUNK ASS TO ITALY COZ HE DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS OOOOOPS I MEAN PUSSY TO FACE KEANO.HES BEEN RIDING ON PIRES DICK ALL THIS TIME.AND YOU BITCHES CALLIN’ RVN A CHEAT ?
WHAT ABT YOUR LITTLE BOY PIRES.THIS IS PIRES’S MAMA TALKIN’.YOUR SON BETTA STOP THE DIVING OR I WILL DO U LIKE UNITED DID THE ARSES.
FUCKIN FAGGOT WAS PROBABLY THINGING ABT HIS MAMA GETTIN LAID WHEN HE TOOK THAT FUCKIN PENALTY AGAINST MAN CITY.WHAT A BITCH-ASS
AND WENGER YOU FRENCH ASS PEEPING TOM DICK RIDER.HE SPENDS MORE THAN LOOKING AT MOURINHO SUCKING TERRY RATHER THAN MANAGING YOU PUNK ASSES.
FACE IT
A-R-S-E-NAL GUNNED UP AND CLAPPED CLICK
PIRES GUNNED UP AND CLAAPED CLICK
PATRICK FUCKIN VIERA – DAMN YOU ON ARSE DICK
UNITED FOR LIFE
Comment by Arsenal sucks Viera
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Is it turning you on mate? Something you wanna share with us?
Oh, and it’s “Vieira”
Spurs aren’t even worth talking about- as for United, no title since 2001 and all that money spent, oh dearie me..
spursareshite - November 10th, 2005 at 10:43 am
it’s gone eerily quiet in here.
all i can hear is the gentle ticking of a yids brain trying to think of any kind of decent comeback.
bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 10th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
And all I can hear is Van Pervie breathing hard down the phone line and then saying wrong number and hanging up. And reading really funny shitlike this http://www.arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17796
Gooner9 - November 10th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Mido is a shoe bomber. Jol looks like a goomba from super mario, and spurs just never win anything.
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 10th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
And your a racist CUNT
JimBobSteveTheThird - November 10th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
yidcunts for europe eh ? well congratufuckinglations, the uefa cup, what a mighty cup competition to qualify for. I would be oh so proud if my team could ever amount to something so amazing … oh no wait, we do better than that every year.
And that makes you on the up does it ? Must be one awesome team you follow there now they’ve got so good they can challenge for a uefa cup spot, who knows if you try really hard but play shit, sorry i mean normally, then you could go for the intertoto cup, thats held in a high regard isn’t it ?
you played your best football you’ve ever played against us and we played some of the worst football ever seen and you *still* couldn’t beat us.
Also, some twat said something about the spuds team making up half the england squad … what an achievement !! England are like fucking awesome arent they … not. your lameass shit players get selected for the squad of a pretty shit country. Whereas we have players who dont get picked for the squad, their names get written down first on the team sheet, for some of the best countrys in the world.
I realise now at least why you yidcunts are all so blind to the real world … there can’t be too much light in our shadow and forever shall you stay there.
The wanky tottnumb hotspurs went to rome to see the pope,
The wanky tottnumb hotspurs went to rome to see the pope,
The wanky tottnumb hotspurs went to rome to see the pope, and this is what he said
“FUCK OFF, WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL THE ARSENAL, WHO’S THAT TEAM WE ALL ADORE, WE’RE THE BOYS IN RED AND WHITE AND WE’RE FUCKING DYNAMITE AND MARTIN JOL’S MOTHER IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE”
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 10th, 2005 at 5:08 pm
I just love winding up gooners
gharris
“Still bloody at it
I agree though, even though I got more wound up than I’ve ever been it was right fun to be able to attack the spuds directly time and time again”
Oh you have to love the Woolwhich Spaz-nal.
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 10th, 2005 at 5:17 pm
The fact the “imBobSteveTheThird(turd)” is using capitles shows that we have got to him oh Woolwhich nomads one must say it is rather funny when they get upset rah rah rah rah rah
Rammi - November 10th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
This has been the funniest read in a long time.
Spuds get over it you had your month of fun but let reality hit you and realise that during our worst ever start to the primiership under Wenger YOU STILL ARE NOT ABOVE US, what possible come back do you have to that? Your amazing team when playing its best is as good as an arsenal team playing its worst. You really have to be a group of dumb fucks if you can’t realise you still are so far off being anywhere near the mighty Gooners its just funny.
But don’t worry as another fellow gooner has said the Intertoto Cup looks a real possibility for all of you, Good luck LOL!!!
Marsh - November 10th, 2005 at 7:44 pm
Fuck Off you stupid Arsenal fans, he dived and he also dived against Manchester United at Highbury so dont tell us about divers, thats the first excuse I have heard about him tripping up, you stupid fuckers!
godfather - November 10th, 2005 at 8:19 pm
hahahaha…………
Spuds……………
hahahaha…………
godfather - November 10th, 2005 at 8:20 pm
what is Spuds means?
49-Unbeaten. Then we'll talk. - November 10th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
So, what have we learned here? All Spurs fas are HUGE supporters of RVN.
Well, I’d join in with everyone else and add a snappy insult, but that says it all, doesn’t it?
Destro - November 10th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
HAHA! That’s great. Even Wigan supporters can get a rise out of the spuds.
spursareshite - November 11th, 2005 at 4:38 am
marsh, you wanna talk about diving? how’s klinsmann getting on these days?
MANUFAN - November 11th, 2005 at 6:22 am
I think RVN is a diver and I’m a Man U fan.
Spurms_fan - November 11th, 2005 at 6:24 am
I LOVE SPURS COZ THEY NEVER WIN ANYTHING
jurgey_klinsmann22 - November 11th, 2005 at 6:27 am
Shut UP Spurms_fan your oviousley a arsenal fan in disguise as a spers fan because you spelt it spurms not spurs. JURGEN KLINSMAN IS GOD
yayayaya_toure - November 11th, 2005 at 6:28 am
jurgey_klinsmann22, Klinsman(sp?) was a diver you dumbass.
Do_Me22 - November 11th, 2005 at 6:30 am
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
BEING SHOT IN THE FACE
Don't_do_me - November 11th, 2005 at 6:30 am
haha, that was so funny i forgot to laugh
Do me 22 - November 11th, 2005 at 6:31 am
STFU!!!! You can’t think up a better joke
RVN's ex-girlfriend - November 11th, 2005 at 6:32 am
I’ll tell you all right now, he’s gay…
Frostie - November 11th, 2005 at 6:33 am
I EAT FROSTIES IN MILK FOR BREAKFAST
SPURS 4 EVAR - November 11th, 2005 at 6:36 am
How many arsenal fans dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 because they never win anything unlike us we win everything
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GloryGloryTottenhamHotspur - November 11th, 2005 at 6:37 am
Haha! Great joke SPURS 4 EVAR
Sp - November 11th, 2005 at 6:38 am
What?! Didn’t anyone like my joke???
Sp_hater - November 11th, 2005 at 6:38 am
PISS OFF YOU DIRTY MOLE
Sp - November 11th, 2005 at 6:39 am
Oh yeah! LIKE your not a dirty mole eater
Sp_hater - November 11th, 2005 at 6:39 am
No i’m not a dirty mole eater, i’m a spurs fan
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:44 am
I Wear panties on my face
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:45 am
SPUS will loze hahahahah Robinson LOL! hahahahaahahahahaha, i eat crap and frosties in milk with toast and jam and bob’s head
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:46 am
LETS PLAY A GUESSING GAME!
Guess what i had for breakfast this morning
a)Frosties in milk
b)My mum’s head in blood
-or-
c)a human soul
Oh I KNow - November 11th, 2005 at 6:47 am
Oh! I know C… a human soul
jonathan's crap - November 11th, 2005 at 6:48 am
yeah i’ll go for the last one… david soul
soul's son - November 11th, 2005 at 6:48 am
C
dick - November 11th, 2005 at 6:48 am
c)human soul
dickBloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:51 am
and the answer was….
*cough*SPURSSUCK*cough*
I mean…
a)FROSTIES WITH MILK!
btw i like to wear panties on my face and i ate all the pies
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:54 am
HEY BOYSS I’m BACK!!!! some dickhead is posting things under my and let me clear one thing up:
I DONT WEAR PANTIES ON MY FACE!!! i wear them where they are supposed to be worn (wherever that my be)
P.S. I LIKE TO WEAR PANTIES on my FACE
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:55 am
I’m Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal respect mE! hahahaahahaahah! love me! eat me! with Frosties in MILK!!!!!! MILK ME!!!! hahahaah! Arsenal Sucks
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:57 am
Could the cunt that’s posting things under my name please stop!!!!!! Stop being an immature Arsenal fan!! Arsenal sux ! hahahaha bla bla bla bla Arse’s sux!!!! Do me!!!!
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:58 am
I apologize for going a bit crazy in that last post but it has just been so long since tottenham have won anything….
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:58 am
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 6:59 am
HELP!PENISSTUCK
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:01 am
STOP POSTING UNDER MY NAME YOU DICK-EATING, ARSENAL SUPPORTING, BUTT LICKING FAG!!!!!! This is your last warning or you will feel the wrath of Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal! Muahahaha! (I’m serious)
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:02 am
you carnt stop me!! wawawawa sajhdskxznbvuhksagfdshkgfuksafhjkafhdgfdd
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ps. Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal is poo licker
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:03 am
That’s it! YOU’VE FORCED ME TO GET MY MUM!!! i’m going to arrest u sorry buttox
the real Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:05 am
My god…. wtf happened here?! Somebody’s pretending to be me and someone else is pretending to be someone else that is pretending to be me
myth teller - November 11th, 2005 at 7:07 am
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.†The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,â€
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.†The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.â€
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.â€
jimmy calhoun - November 11th, 2005 at 7:09 am
it’s been so long since there’s been a proper reply to this thread
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:10 am
jimmy calhoun, YOU ARE A DICKHEAD
jimmy calhoun - November 11th, 2005 at 7:11 am
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:11 am
BE BORN, THATS WHAT YOU DID
jimmy calhoun - November 11th, 2005 at 7:13 am
Fine then, i’ll go kill myself
PS. I’m DEAD serious
Addition: Like the pun i used?
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 7:15 am
yes jimmy i loved the pun and love you too jimmy
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 9:00 am
Ok some woolch spaz-nal has pretended to be me well done you all deserve the prem League I really mean it I really couldn’t have thought of that infact I think all gooners derserve a night hood. jimmy calhoun. What a name or shall I say mistake I feel for the parents that have to stay a wake thinking every night “out of all this sperm that one got there first christ there is no god”. bye spaz-nal
JimBobSteveTheThird - November 11th, 2005 at 9:36 am
“How many arsenal fans dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 because they never win anything unlike us we win everything”
… thats just great … how about “how many spuds fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
they cant, after consulting all 5 of them it was found that none of them had the cranial capacity.”
“How many arsenal fans dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 because they never win anything unlike us we win everything”
you must be quite retarded, its called singing at full volume, do the yidcunts not know how to do this ? and since you win everything, just remind me again, when was the last time you did the double ? or just won the league even ? so long ago that you werent born ?
the lack of comebacks to anything i wrote just about proves the point that the yidcunts are crap and are aiming for a shit result to scrape europe well ladeeda, im quaking in my boots.
Anonymous - November 11th, 2005 at 10:31 am
it is just so funny reading this the way the arse have got so wound up if fucking funny. your mum fistted by Hitler! your mum fistted by Hitler.!
rory calhoun - November 11th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
um Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal,jimmy calhoun is dead. He killed himself this morning. This thread drove him to suicide. I hope all you POOFS are happy, because of all your petty squabbling a man has lost his life.
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Well good. I couldn’t care less. Arsenal sucks
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
“Ok some woolch spaz-nal has pretended to be me well done you all deserve the prem League I really mean it I really couldn’t have thought of that infact I think all gooners derserve a night hood. jimmy calhoun. What a name or shall I say mistake I feel for the parents that have to stay a wake thinking every night “out of all this sperm that one got there first christ there is no godâ€. bye spaz-nal”
- WHAT DICKHEAD WROTE THAT?!!! Stop fucking posting things using my name!!!!
spurs_fan_of_the_60s - November 11th, 2005 at 3:16 pm
If we have any hope of winning the first division we should sign Jimmy Greaves again and also: Bobby Charlton, Jackie Charlton, Geoff Hurst, Bob Peters, Dennis Law, Alan Ball, etc.. I don’t if they’re old, retired or dead we need to sign these player. Because frankly Carrick, Jenas and all them plain well suck.
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 3:16 pm
^ Youre oviousley an arsenal fan in disguise
catalan - November 11th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
this has to be the most retarded message board on the internet.
CF - Chelsea Fan - November 11th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
It has come to my conclusion that Arsenal -and- Tottenham fans are the most retarded set of fans on the internet… possibly the world.
abrahamovic - November 11th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
I agree with CF. Why would anyone want to support these two teams? Arsenal are on the decline and Tottenham never win anything and probably never will so why not just support chelsea? I just can’t see how anyone can support teams that will never win anything.
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
I don’t support Spurs because I like them, I just hate Arsenal
George_from_Seinfeld - November 11th, 2005 at 3:29 pm
This has been a great read. Keep it up boys! I’m enjoying every post so much that I’ve even bookmarked this page.
ManUSA and proud! - November 11th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
I totally agree with CF, who posted the only intelligent comment on the whole board. Why can’t more people be like this guy? Instead we have shit-eating dickheads like ‘Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal’ who say stupid things like: ‘I WEAR PANTIES ON MY FACE’ dude, get a life
Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal - November 11th, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Dickheads who post things like:
“Ok some woolch spaz-nal has pretended to be me well done you all deserve the prem League I really mean it I really couldn’t have thought of that infact I think all gooners derserve a night hood. jimmy calhoun. What a name or shall I say mistake I feel for the parents that have to stay a wake thinking every night “out of all this sperm that one got there first christ there is no godâ€. bye spaz-nalâ€
have no life and try to give me a bad image
rory calhoun - November 11th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
OMG!!! JIMMY youre back!!!! back to kill Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal
West_ham31 - November 11th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
HaHa! After reading all the comments i’m glad i don’t support Arsenal or Spurs or Chelsea or Man U. haha!
Anonymous - November 11th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
who’s CF?
remmy - November 11th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
This message board has more jokes than the Manchester United team
yiddyman - November 11th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Even though I am a spurs fan I think Bloody Woolwhich spaz-nal is the most retarded person to use the internet ever, he posts utterly dumbass comments and them he blames it on someone else! Grow up, get a life, and stop supporting spurs, we don’t need fucked up immature brats like you to support my beloved team.
martin jol - November 11th, 2005 at 4:19 pm
bloody tottnumb hotshit
when a donkey says moo
BUY IT! we could use a decent midfielder.
Ginola99 - November 13th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Arsenal I would love to say thank oh so very much for near enough gifting us three wolrd class players in the making. Carrick, Defoe and ENGLANDS NUMBER ONE!! Robinson. You had the chance to sign them and you being Woolwich Spaz-nal and all you didn’t so from everyone at Tottenham “thank you for being such a bunch dumb pricks”.
chelsea fc - November 13th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
so you have to live on the cast offs of Arsenal – says a lot about shitty spuds!
salford red - November 15th, 2005 at 10:21 am
Of course arsenal are gonna moan about ruud…he’s their daddy! keano owns viera, and reyes needs to be told of his mama how good looking he is before he can play and cole & henry will be off in the summer, dennis is scared of flying, brazilians with false passports, you sure mike bassett isnt the manager instead of wenger?
Good luck in filling your new library…you got no chance…call your self a big club, its almost embarrassing…why do arsenal fans need to be reminded of their own teams antics, do they really beleive that their own team of ballerinas dont dive or ‘shaft’ the ref….i would be worried about getting shafted in the arsenal dressing room too? watch out watch out theres a freddie about!
arsenal fans are so dumb lol
chelsea fc - November 15th, 2005 at 11:42 am
wots the “lol” ion ur fcukin comment abt? ur the only dumb fcuk laughing…………..oh yea ruud is a piece of shite n chelsea rule….
salford red - November 15th, 2005 at 11:58 am
Nice spelling chelsea fc,you armchair, your so thick it frightening. I’m amazed you can turn your pc on. Hmmmm score on last ManU/Chelsea game….oh yes Chelsea LOST, did you see on TV armchair boy?
rugger - November 16th, 2005 at 2:05 am
Ruud van Nistelroy. LOL
If the wind blows a little too hard he’ll fall over.
Can he actually do anything but tap the ball in from 5 yards? He offers absolutely NOTHING to the striker playing next to him. He’s worse than fucking Drogba. Van Nistelroy is not fit to clean my boots, he’d probably break a nail or something
chelsea fc - November 16th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
“your so thick it frightening” – hahahaha – stupid wanker, i think your quote speaks for itself. and yeah, i do watch every chelsea match, not from home, ARMCHAIR BOY – wanker