Robinho’s Guide To Asskicking

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Step 1: Single out the craziest looking motherf**ker you can find

Step 2: Call his mother a whore then strike classic “KEEEEYA!” Kung Fu pose you saw on the telly

Step 3: Realize you’re in way over your head

Step 4: Flee the scene while bigger people save your arse

Step 2: Call his mother a whore then strike classic “KEEEEYA!” Kung Fu pose you saw on the telly

Step 3: Realize you’re in way over your head

Step 4: Flee the scene while bigger people save your arse

The full battle between the ex-Everton hardman and the quite possibly ex-alive Robinho can be seen here.