According to a recent update on the website of Spanish newspaper and part time Real Madrid fanzine Marca, Arsenal are about to agree a deal for Julio Baptista that will bring ‘The Beast’ to the Premiership and finally, FINALLY see moanin’ Jose Antionio Reyes return to Spain.
According to a terrible online translator we found, the article says:
Jose Antonio Kings returns to approach Real Madrid. In fact his draftee by the white set is to a ninety percent of possibilities of closing itself in the next hours. The set that Ramon Calderón presides over has returned to the load by the Sevillian left-handed person and in his supply she would be of three million euros and to Julio Baptist, who seems to have accepted the possibility of going away to London after to have rejected a supply of the Tottenham.
The multipurpose Brazilian soccer player always has interested to Arsene Wenger, reason why the French technician would now see with good eyes the madridista supply by the international Spanish. For want of a day so that the market of draftees is closed the operation would have to be accelerated in the next hours so that the danger does not run to remain, like in previous occasions, in the inkpot.
Basically the key points there seem to be:
– Baptista to Arsenal for Reyes and 3M Euros
– Baptista rejected Tottenham to join Arsenal (does anything ever go right for them?)
– Baptista loves Arsene Wenger
– Reyes means “Kings” in Spanish, who knew?
– Some sort of left handed person is involved, for some reason.
– The transfer has to be rushed, or else it’ll end up in the inkpot. Apparently it’s happened before.
Good news for Arsenal as they get a physical presence in the middle of the park, or up front, that will help them make up ground on Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United. Bad news for Tottenham, because it’s Arsenal.