West Ham Seal Permanent, Slightly Dodgy Moves For Argentinians
August 31, 2006
It seemed unbelievable when it was season long loans, but now the official announcement has been made that West Ham have actually sealed PERMANENT moves for Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano. The best part of the announcement was,
“The pair have been signed for an undisclosed fee and put pen to paper on permanent contracts with the Club this afternoon. All other aspects of the transfers will remain confidential and undisclosed.”
Conspiracy theorists are going nuts trying to figure this one out with an Media Sports Investments takeover, Roman Abramovich’s involvement, corruption and exchange of sexual favours being discussed. But the matter remains that Alan Pardew and whoever conducts West Ham’s transfer business need to be given a standing ovation at every ground they go to. Manchester United, Arsenal, and plenty of others must be wondering what the f**k happened.
Simply unbelievable. Let the gloating, deservedly, begin.
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ABRAMOVIC F***OFF !!! YOU ARE SO LAME! F*** CH€£$KI AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT HEADS !! HATE THEM MORE NOW !!! COME ON YOU REDS !!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, LET’S KICK SOME ASS AND BEAT THE DAMN BLUES! AND SEND ABROMOVIC TO HELL
FIGURE THAT U PRICKS!!! COME ON WEST HAM! I LOVE YOU PARDEW! I FUCKIN LOVE U SON!
Soccer is dead.
PARDEW!! U DIAMOND! TEVEZ AND MASHCERANO ON PERMANENT CONTRACTS!!! FUCKIN FUCK YEH!
Didnt you fucking ammers want pardews head on a fucking plate, fickle bastards the lot of you.. WHU chelsea bitch boys
Now how about that Ronaldhino fella to West Ham? I heard he is unsettled at Barcelona
FUCK OFF U ARSE… what the fuck do u know? I beat ur Chelsea scum yeh,… well u all were cryin b4 abramovic came along..’dont take our club’ now look at ya! FUCKIN BOUGHT THE LEAGUE!
This is defintely a conspiracy. MSI tried to buy West Ham last year and I believe some sort of deal has been done where they may take over the club in the future.
No doubt there will be jealous bar stewards out there waiting to slate West Ham.
Man Utd. 1995 Ince walks off Crying Blackburn win Premiership.
2006 Man U fans crying and we will beat their arses so sore.
Ive heard from a reliable source the NRC is off though. I really hope not!!!
Hammer boy… spot on mate
Un fuckin believable!!!!!!!! look at what football has come to. I never thought i’d see west ham as title contendors…lol.Im sure west ham havent paid one dime for tevez or mascherano and they arent paying their wages either. MSI has got it all covered. This should be a good wake up call to fergie so he can get up off his backside and sign some quality players.
i still cant believe it.. well done the hammers thats some bit of business ya did there. think there is a lot more going on behind it all,
imo this deal might be cash and a % of the club to MSI. After some of the dust settles more will be discovered because if some of the club is part of the exchange then the FA will have to rubber stamp the deal. All in all this does put WHU in a very good position in all fronts. Remember two new boys that have signed are not yet healthy Mac and Green will be just another big boost when they come into the fold. A new dat for the Hammers!
Wat the fuck happend how did the pricks at united let this happen i hate them 4 this we needed both those players andfuck david trez
Nice to see so much intelligent debate going on here.
HA HA HA TREZ WOULD RATHER PLAY IN SERIE B THAN JOIN YOU LOT. DONT WORRY THERE’S ALWAYS GHOSTBOY CARRICK TO LOOK FWD TO. SEE HOW HE GOES MISSING FOR LARGE CHUNKS OF THE GAME WHILE YOU CRY INTO YOUR BITTER.
[quote comment=”10492″]Soccer is dead.[/quote]
What the fuck is soccer??? you HAVE to be a fucking yank!!! so why dont you just have yourself another box of donuts and shut the fuck up you fat cunt!!!