Say what you will about Chelsea’s egomaniacal boss, but the man certainly knows how to get a laugh. In responding to Middlesbrough keeper Mark Schwarzer’s comments that the Chelsea players lacked class because they fled the scene of their 2-1 loss without so much as a smooch on the cheek, the Portugese comedian was in […]

Wenger’s Arsenal is the worst Arsenal.
Michael Ballack is fined for careless disregard of the rules. When will Chelsea players ever learn?
Reading’s Leroy Lita hailed as the next Zidane.
Manchester United’s Louis Saha and Liverpool’s Peter Crouch love the idea that they could be dropped at any minute.
Arsenal and Tottenham fight it out for The Beast. And […]

Tottenham have supposedly completed a trio of new signings, stealing Fulham’s Steed Malbranque from under the noses of Bolton and West Ham (Wayne Routledge going the other way on loan), finally agreeing a deal with Wigan for Pascal Chimbonda and finalizing the return of Mido.
Malbranque is right footed but will play on the left and […]

At the opening of this summer’s transfer window, we asked ‘Who Do We Need?‘
A quick glance through the responses reveals that more than a few readers are still waiting as chairmen and managers across the country once again leave it to the last minute. So with the transfer window closing on Thursday, the question on […]

In what is probably a slight violation of Jose Mourinho’s club rules, Didier Drogba was apparently spotted meeting with AC Milan vice-president Adriano Galliano in a Milan restaurant on Monday. Could be that he was just there on a quick holiday during the international break, but Italian paper Gazzetta Dello Sport claims they met for […]

Boggs beats children with sticks to relieve his anger after reading another of Andy “Britain’s Best Football Pundit” Gray’s columns.
There is no ‘pundit’ in the entire free world that just rubs my tits all over the place as much as Andy Gray. Hansen and Lawro don’t even enter into it. These pundits are paid handsomely […]

Apparently Watford boss Andy Boothroyd believes that Watford can finish in the top 10 this season, and reach Europe within three years. Quite a bold statement for a club with one point,
“Last August, I was probably the only one who thought we were going to be promoted from the Championship,” Boothroyd recalled before the weekend’s […]

Tottenham have signed Mido on a permanent basis after he spent about 9 seasons on loan with them recently. The club has been negotiating with Roma for weeks and finally struck a deal amid speculation that Blackburn and Newcastle were both interested,
“I’m very happy to be back,” said Mido at Spurs Lodge. “It was […]

I mean, the hair is one thing. A little girly, but the lad’s been in Spain for a while so it’s only natural he’s picked up the whole alice-band thing.
The shirt is another matter altogether, at first it looked like a bunch of flowers but now appears to be some kind of weird asian art. […]

Boggs congratulates Sam Allardyce on another job well done.
I HATE HIM.
In yet another hilarious bout of delusional paranoia, Fat Sam Allardyce has come out and complained that Kevin Davies does not get enough protection from referees.
In reacting to news that Davies will be out for six weeks with a cheek injury from a […]