In a not-at-all surprising bit of Premiership news, a couple of Aston Villa supporters decided that doing the sideways tango in the loos at the JJB was more interesting that watching Villa and Wigan grind out a 0-0. Although they probably weren’t sideways, because that would be disgusting.
A club source said: â€œTwo Aston Villa fans, a male and a female, were discovered after having spent over half an hour in the disabled toilets in the away end of the stadium.
â€œNoises had been heard coming from the inside the toilet.
â€œStewards knocked on the door and asked the couple to come out which they did. They were asked to leave and did so without any fuss. They were quite embarrassed.â€
One onlooker said: â€œIt was quite obvious they werenâ€™t disabled.â€
Not that the thought has never crossed the mind of many a CaughtOffside staffer, but after a quick show of hands (email hands) it seems that no one has actually attempted this unique way of scoring at a Premiership match. Maybe one day when clubs like Arsenal or Manchester United add to their state-of-the-art stadiums, more comfy loos will be on the agenda.
If anyone out there has had more success, feel free to let us know.
[Via The Offside]