Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches here’s your chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premiership action. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity. To see what readers learned last week, click here.
This weekend, it could be that United vs Chelsea was actually quite boring, that Argentinians and the Premiership just don’t mix, that Newcastle are back on track until next weekend when they lose 4-0 to whoever they’re playing, that Tottenham have more midfielders than some other clubs have entire squads, or that Bolton vs Arsenal continues to be like watching men play boys. Oh, and Reading are apparently quite good.
Here’s a list of the weekend’s results as a refresher:
Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea
Newcastle 1-0 Portsmouth
Tottenham 3-1 Wigan
Aston Villa 1-1 Middlesbrough
Bolton 3-1 Arsenal
Charlton 1-1 Everton
Fulham 0-1 Reading
Liverpool 1-0 Man City
West Ham 1-0 Sheff Utd