CaughtOffside is still in Japan covering the FIFA World Club Cup and Boggs thinks he’s beaten Frank Arnesen to the ‘Next Ronaldo’ in Pato Alexandre. Although that means absolutely nothing since Frank probably knew about him years ago and Boggs can’t exactly buy him either. Basically he’s an idiot.
Brazilian club Internacional vs Egyptian side Al Ahly was set to be the first decent match of the tournament, as my attempts to scout new talent for the Premiership has instead unearthed amateur New Zealand footballers. The atmosphere at the Tokyo Olympic stadium was easily the best thus far, and by ‘atmosphere’ I mean the large percentage of Brazilian women in the crowd.
But for me, all I wanted was a taste of Alexandre “The Duck” Pato. This is a young man whose ability was almost a legend prior to the tournmant (he had played only one half of first team football and was not allowed to speak to the press).
He was bigger than I expected, with a physique similar to that of Cristiano Ronaldo, but the babyface and yellow boots gave him away. He started the match and immediately impressed, showing fantastic chest control and deft touches that other players struggled to achieve in the wet conditions. He had pace, power, great workrate and inevitably opened the scoring with a fine finish. The best was yet to come as, early in the second half, Pato flipped the ball up in the air with his heel before running down the sideline juggling the ball on his shoulder. Bit fancy, but it brought the crowd to it’s feet:
He eventually went off with what looked like severe cramps but the 17 year old had done plenty to add to his reputation. The tricks were the same as any you’d see on a playground, but the intelligent vision and movement he displayed were most impressive. He worked the defensive line like a seasoned pro, moving into the channels and running across the centre backs to give his midfield a pass (which failed to come). Internacional struggled to find any rhythm this match and Pato, along with Fernandao, were the only two who consistently kept the ball moving to the right areas in attack. He wasn’t perfect, losing the ball cheaply on a couple of occasions but we’re talking about potential here – not being a finished product. Best of all, when we spoke to him after the match he said he was disappointed with his own performance.
So with just over 90 minutes of professional football under his belt, Alexandre Pato remains Brazil’s hottest new talent. The final against Barcelona on Sunday (assuming they beat Club America) will be his first big test.
CaughtOffside is still in Japan covering the FIFA World Club Cup and Boggs thinks he’s beaten Frank Arnesen to the ‘Next Ronaldo’ in Pato Alexandre. Although that means absolutely nothing since Frank probably knew about him years ago and Boggs can’t exactly buy him either. Basically he’s an idiot.
Brazilian club Internacional vs Egyptian side Al Ahly was set to be the first decent match of the tournament, as my attempts to scout new talent for the Premiership has instead unearthed amateur New Zealand footballers. The atmosphere at the Tokyo Olympic stadium was easily the best thus far, and by ‘atmosphere’ I mean the large percentage of Brazilian women in the crowd.
But for me, all I wanted was a taste of Alexandre “The Duck” Pato. This is a young man whose ability was almost a legend prior to the tournmant (he had played only one half of first team football and was not allowed to speak to the press).
He was bigger than I expected, with a physique similar to that of Cristiano Ronaldo, but the babyface and yellow boots gave him away. He started the match and immediately impressed, showing fantastic chest control and deft touches that other players struggled to achieve in the wet conditions. He had pace, power, great workrate and inevitably opened the scoring with a fine finish. The best was yet to come as, early in the second half, Pato flipped the ball up in the air with his heel before running down the sideline juggling the ball on his shoulder. Bit fancy, but it brought the crowd to it’s feet:
He eventually went off with what looked like severe cramps but the 17 year old had done plenty to add to his reputation. The tricks were the same as any you’d see on a playground, but the intelligent vision and movement he displayed were most impressive. He worked the defensive line like a seasoned pro, moving into the channels and running across the centre backs to give his midfield a pass (which failed to come). Internacional struggled to find any rhythm this match and Pato, along with Fernandao, were the only two who consistently kept the ball moving to the right areas in attack. He wasn’t perfect, losing the ball cheaply on a couple of occasions but we’re talking about potential here – not being a finished product. Best of all, when we spoke to him after the match he said he was disappointed with his own performance.
So with just over 90 minutes of professional football under his belt, Alexandre Pato remains Brazil’s hottest new talent. The final against Barcelona on Sunday (assuming they beat Club America) will be his first big test.
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Lee - December 14th, 2006 at 7:46 am
whomever wrote this article knows nothing about football, Pato was OK, nothing more, football is not just a nice flick and a back heel.
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Adam - December 14th, 2006 at 8:50 am
[quote comment="20398"]whomever wrote this article knows nothing about football, Pato was OK, nothing more, football is not just a nice flick and a back heel.[/quote]
I despite know-it-alls like you. The article specifically says that his “tricks were like any on the playground” but the impressive part was his intelligence. Yet you try to criticisze by saying “football is not just a nice flick and a back heel” like you’re some kind of genius? Try learning to read numptey
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Yo - December 14th, 2006 at 8:51 am
I do that all the time in my Sunday league!
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Antonio Gramsci - December 14th, 2006 at 9:31 am
You clearly weren’t at the same match I was. Pato was invisible most of the match. His goal was nice but fundamentally the result of a defensive howler. Inter generally were awful from about the 30th minute to the time when Pato was replaced. Only when Luiz Adriano came on did the Inter fron line look dangerous again.
http://gramsciskingdom.blogspot.com/2006/12/doolittle.html
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Boggs - December 14th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
I wrote the article, obviously. Tried to make it clear he wasn’t perfect, but I analysed him from the view of a 17 year old playing his second match EVER.
I didn’t expect him to dominate the match or score with every touch, but what he showed me was a lot of potential.
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Socceroo - December 14th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
but to be the next ronaldo he’s going to need serious diving lessons
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Carlos Cruzate,Jr. - December 16th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
This guy is amazing, I think he is already a fantastic player and I know He will go so far just like Ronaldo. HEY Messi, You’re not alone anymore…
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Rubinho - December 17th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Does anyone know of a website on Pato Alexandre?
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Zavosh - December 17th, 2006 at 10:31 am
don’t forget he’s just 17! I think he’s going to be a star, too! I hope to see him in Rossoneri shirt sooner as possible.
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ScarlettATL - December 18th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
He’s “pretty”, like Ronaldo.
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Samir - December 19th, 2006 at 7:08 am
I think that he has great potential, they said he did make mistakes, they said his not perfect, and he said himself that he was dissapointed with his performance, so this suggests that he is much better than what we saw, i myself am 17, can do what he can do, except that his vision of others is very superior and rare, just like what Zidane is attributed with. My conclusion is that he is a great player, and you will see it after a few matches or maybe even his next
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Vanessa - February 4th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
He is great! I think he will go far.
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Jabz - March 25th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I think for a 17-year-old he’s absolutely fantastic. I agree with Boggs, he’s not perfect, and a little bit over-eager with his tricks at times, but he’s still got amazing potential! Look out, Ron!
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Anonymous - March 26th, 2007 at 9:55 am
honestly doesn’t seeem to me such a great champion. foquinho seems a lot better, and like him there are others better young players in brasil.
he is a good player. nothing more, not a genius.
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Beany - March 29th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
[quote comment="20404"][quote comment="20398"]whomever wrote this article knows nothing about football, Pato was OK, nothing more, football is not just a nice flick and a back heel.[/quote]
I despite know-it-alls like you. The article specifically says that his “tricks were like any on the playground” but the impressive part was his intelligence. Yet you try to criticisze by saying “football is not just a nice flick and a back heel” like you’re some kind of genius? Try learning to read numptey[/quote]
Lee you are boring pesamist! Cheer up and try to enjoy football!
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Beany - March 29th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
This lad has a lovely touch, and lets face it at that age if the technique is there it’s easy to teach awareness and intelligence. I love hearing about new talents such as this one!
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J.C Ramon7 - April 21st, 2007 at 8:05 pm
He should join Arsenal
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J.C Ramon7 - April 21st, 2007 at 8:06 pm
But there are two more talents on the loose Alex from Vasco and Lula from Corinthians. Dont forget Robertinho
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brabski - May 12th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
lets face it if he is a anyyhing like messi or the ronaldos of this world he wont b seen anywere near anfield .
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magnumopus - May 13th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Good thing Lucas doesn’t have your thoughts!
Perhaps there is more on the way that you do not know about.
Don’t be so pessimistic lad!
Rafa is just getting going now, have more patience.
Keep your eyes open.
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db1 - June 6th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
alexandre pato absloute star futre worlds best player according 2 papers weve signed him although chelsea aare trying 2 steal him off us. touted the new kaka
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sawtheinwin - June 10th, 2007 at 5:48 am
Hey,Boy
Please come to Anfield.
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Ross - June 10th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
HEY YOU!!!
He is coming to CHELSEA…just like Dani Alves so SHUT UP and imagine him wearing all blue and yellow boots…MUHAHHAHAHA
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Sam - June 13th, 2007 at 7:07 am
Hey Guys the boy belongs to Anfield but do not steal him from us Rafa get the boy before the Chelsea clown get him!!! He’s a Red.
Come Home Boy!!!!
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Dan - June 17th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
He’s joining Chelsea in Jan’08 for 30M pounds. I’m an Inter supporter and my uncle is a board member. 22M for the club and 8M for the player and his agent. I bet he’ll be the best player in the world before he turns 20.
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Tiago - June 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I am an Internacional supporter too. The local press says he’s going to Chelsea for a little bit more than US$ 20 million. This is not exactly a selling transfer, but the price any club can pay to brake the contract. About his talent, disaccording to most of my friends, I don’t think he’s a genius yet. He has everything to become a top-ten-world-player: amazing dribbling and ball control, power, heading, shooting with both legs and incredable technique. If you think he is just 17, just 21 games as a pro and 8 goals, 5 assists, 1 Recopa Title and 1 World Champion Cup…It’s pretty impressive. Besides, he is the star of Brazil’s under-20 team, which is full of stars. I’m sure he’ll be a great player, like Cristiano Ronaldo. But not like Ronaldo. Ronaldo is a legend.
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Bob D - July 6th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Hes good but i think its a bit soon to say hes the next ronaldo dont forget that he has only played brazilian and u20 football the real test will come when hes in a big league like the premier league, la liga etc and to the chelsea fans out there you know its uniteds title again dont you especially now with hargreaves and possibly tevez and nani
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elise - July 17th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
whomever wrote this article knows nothing about football, Pato was OK, nothing more, football is not just a nice flick and a back heel.
you’re stuffy and annoying. this was pato’s second game. I personally feel he has amazing potential, especially because he’s so young.
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trimi - July 19th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
pato are a a gret player and a like too see pato in acmilan
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luis. your r a prik - July 20th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
[quote comment="20404"][quote comment="20398"]whomever wrote this article knows nothing about football, Pato was OK, nothing more, football is not just a nice flick and a back heel.[/quote]
I despite know-it-alls like you. The article specifically says that his “tricks were like any on the playground” but the impressive part was his intelligence. Yet you try to criticisze by saying “football is not just a nice flick and a back heel” like you’re some kind of genius? Try learning to read numptey[/quote]
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Bilal - August 3rd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
I think now in Italy he will have the chance to show his skills, he became a Rosseneri player and beside kaka and ronaldo i think Milan is a bomb now, no doubt pato is still young to be judged but i am sure he will have a bright future, milan knows how to make stars, good luck Pato
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hasan-vitia-kosovo - August 4th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Bravo pato qe e zgjedhe Ac milan zgjedhje e duhur ne kohen e duhur, ki vepru sikur rikardo kaka i madh sukses ne Ac milan urime
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Stevo - August 4th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
U guys are all gay (except milan fans) cause hes at MIlan now ahahhahaaahahhahaahahahhaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahahah, who won the champs leauge chealse? man u? barcelona? NO, milan did so wat now we da best team in da world, ronaldo, kaka, pirlo, gattuso, pato, gilardino, inzahgi, dida wooooooooooooo we gonna win it again baby, so SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FORZA MILANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FORZA PALERMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lito-kaka - August 7th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
milan champion KAKA wery wery goog forza milannnnnnnnnnn ronaldo skill ac milan albania lito
forza champion in europe
2007 ac milannnnnnnnnnn
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kosova - August 7th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
kaka ma i frti ne bot hallalledje ronaldo me pirllonn dhe talenti i ri braziljan pato
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Greasy Kenny - August 7th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
[quote comment="46378"]He’s joining Chelsea in Jan’08 for 30M pounds. I’m an Inter supporter and my uncle is a board member. 22M for the club and 8M for the player and his agent. I bet he’ll be the best player in the world before he turns 20.[/quote]
I’m a fat, lazy, masturbating idiot and I know for a fuct he’ll be all burned-out in a couple of years – he has an amazing girlfriend and she saps his strength blowing him in between wanks – the poor lad’s got nothing left. Bloody WAGs.
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busu - August 12th, 2007 at 3:44 am
yo guys…he’s at milan now….
we’ll see what this boy could do…despite his young age i thought that he’s gonna be a great player…he got great skill,technique…but we’ll see if he could handle the pressure at milan…
can’t wait to see another new brazilian legend(i hope so..hehe)…
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arban - August 16th, 2007 at 9:49 am
milan champione of the europe in the future
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salisu mekatsina - August 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
busu u er right ,pato is at milan now and i am eiger to see him wearing his number 7 jersey playing along with the king kaka ,pirlo ,goucurff,ronaldo ,+motta
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Dennis Messi - September 1st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
PATO IS WELL GD BUT HE WONT BE AS GD AS RONALDO,
RONALDO IS THE GREATEST STRIKER OF ALL TYM PELE DOESNT CUM CLOSE TO RON! ON FOOTBALL MANAGER PATO IS AMAZING! CNT WAIT TO C HIM PLAY IN ITALY AGAINST WORLDS BEST DEFENDERS!!!
FORZA INTER MILANO
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DENI MAKEDONSKI - September 7th, 2007 at 9:12 am
IMPRESIV PLAYER,
FORZA MILAN
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Fat Ron Jokey - September 7th, 2007 at 9:20 am
forza milan? forza big one out me backside more like… having said that, fair play to the lad he’s got bags of talent dripping out of his bell end. This milan bunch remind me personally of the rolling stones, a bunch of old masters. Bags of talent, like, but they’ll be rolling out the zimmer frames down the san siro this season. Pierluigi Maldini? he’s got a bloody minge for a visage but what a player, in his day, in his heyday and in his rachel hayho flint. I’m not expecting any great sheikhs from the breadcrumb boys late doors, i think they’ve shot their load a long time since.
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Anonymous - October 1st, 2007 at 11:34 am
He will not join arsnel up your mums ass. Pato is gonna be the best player in the world allong side KAKA. C.Ronaldo is shit! he is to over rated and Kaka is much better than him in Dribbling, Speed, Technique, and Shooting. KAKA is the Best in Football and he will show again why he is the best in the Champions League 07/08
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decky_united - October 8th, 2007 at 11:52 am
bies, i duno.but i just want to say up da hoops! (not celtic theyr rank, sarsfields, http://www.sarsfieldsgfc.com if u wana find out more but the websites a touch poor) were a we club from derrytrasna but we put it up to all the big teams by cuttin tripe outa them!! yehaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! united for treble!!!
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tani - January 14th, 2008 at 9:04 am
i love you pato i likt to stay in milan en to score gooolssss
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tani - January 14th, 2008 at 9:05 am
you are the 1 in europe i like to play with you frends kaka,sedorf,ronaldo
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Fat Ron Jokey - January 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
There’s a whole host of hotheads writing rubbish randomly on this webshite – and I don’t personally, for one, for myself, find it terribly amusing. Quit the lamentable histrionics lads, there’s footy to be discussed – and I’m not referring to Tony Blair’s vagina.
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beni - January 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
hej fort u kan milano pram ma ka knaq zemren me paton ronaldo edhe si gjithmon ma i miri kaka tung nga beni podujeva
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Fat Ron Jokey - January 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Hedge fort? You can Milano pram? What the bloody goddamn hell are you soutin on about y’crazy banana-faced lizard monster?! Can’t you translate your stupid gibberish into plain English. Freak!
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Fat Ron Jokey - January 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
i meant ’sPoutin’ on about
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samed - January 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
oooooooo pato je ma i miri veq vashdo ok mos u largo prej millanon
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samed - January 15th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
o pato ta ha zemren veq vashdo ok millano nuk funksionon pa ty je ma i miri lojtar ok ok nga prishtina
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Rizwan - January 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I went to see AC Milan play against Napoli on sunday and knew nothing about Pato, i was just interested in Kaka’, but ill tell you that thos boy is special, he is the next best thing in football, believe me, watching him live you really appreciate what he can do on the ball!!!
Big Pato fan now!!!!
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avni - January 16th, 2008 at 9:37 am
ok veq vashdo per at golen per millanon u kan e qart ok ma te miren gol e ke edhan ti veq vashdo
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Marzipan Mynci - January 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
something about Helen Mirren’s backside?
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kosova - January 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
pato zemra jeme ta ha shpirtin a nive une jam zanna nga prishtina
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mya_kawaii - February 9th, 2008 at 2:53 am
I LIKE YOU
I LIKE YOU
I LIKE YOU
YOU ARE THE BEST
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douk - March 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 am
hello pato you are the best i will really like to have you e mail address.because you play football very well and i wish i could play like you.
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Wayne Bridge - March 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Hello Pato I want to suck the shit out of your back passage
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Wayne Bridge - March 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Hello Pato I want to lick your back passage clean
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kosova - March 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I LOVE YOU PATO
YOU ARE THE BEST!
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Mojo - March 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Great talent, no way close to ronaldo though, theres only one ronaldo.
United for the premier league and champions league.
arsenal and chelsea can just think about fightin it out for 2nd and 3rd place. hehe.
Come on united.
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k - March 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
dcw
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alexandre ilir pato - April 8th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
pato je ma i miri veq vazhdo se edhe c.ronaldon ke me mujt
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kosova - April 8th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
pato hajt veq vazhdo keshtu se edhe ronaldinos ki mi ja nal
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - April 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
wtf????????????????
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HRISTOV - April 12th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Pato is the best…..New Star,,……….
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anduan - April 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
hoi pato ka je
qa po ban
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kosova - April 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
valla spo di qa me te than veq ma i miri je perj krejve mos ta nin a po ta prish kush a veq ni zile ma bon ne qit telefon 044235478 uba kissssssssssssssssssssssssss puqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq pato ma i miri je quki
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Edwin Kronos - April 22nd, 2008 at 11:39 am
forza milan? forza big one out me backside more like… having said that, fair play to the lad he’s got bags of talent dripping out of his bell end. This milan bunch remind me personally of the rolling stones, a bunch of old masters. Bags of talent, like, but they’ll be rolling out the zimmer frames down the san siro this season. Pierluigi Maldini? he’s got a bloody minge for a visage but what a player, in his day, in his heyday and in his rachel hayho flint. I’m not expecting any great sheikhs from the breadcrumb boys late doors, i think they’ve shot their load a long time since. There’s a whole host of hotheads writing rubbish randomly on this webshite – and I don’t personally, for one, for myself, find it terribly amusing. Quit the lamentable histrionics lads, there’s footy to be discussed – and I’m not referring to Tony Blair’s vagina. Hedge fort? You can Milano pram? What the bloody goddamn hell are you spoutin on about y’crazy banana-faced lizard monster?! Can’t you translate your stupid gibberish into plain English. Freak! something about Helen Mirren’s backside? Hello pato let me lick your back passage cleeeeeeeean
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Peter Holliday - April 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Pato no am the next ronaldo
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Edwin Kronos - April 22nd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Holliday, that’s a good idea
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Edwin Kronos - April 22nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Pato, can I tickle your dingle-dangle?
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KNEE SURGEON - April 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“I hope so”
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Salford Sam - April 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I’d like to get that Pato kid, tie him up, cavort around him in the wife’s panties before licking his back passage until my tongue bleeds – then I’d stuff an orange in his gob, slice off his nipples with a carving knife and bite his genitalia off with my sharpened teeth.
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ARTAN MARKAJ - April 30th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
hey pato is the best player together with kaka.They are stars of football.
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fioe - May 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
i love pato forzamilan, go pato
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ibrahim - June 1st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
well great talent.he is young only 18 i thing with work he will arrive a lot in his career.just go on.good luck
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