The Premiership transfer window is full of nonsense, but some nonsense is more interesting that the other nonsense. Hereâ€™s our thoughts on some of that more interesting nonsenseâ€¦ if you have any thoughts, pop em in the comments.
Newcastle want West Bromâ€™s defender Curtis Davies so badly theyâ€™ll offer Â£9 million plus Titus Bramble.
CaughtOffside Says: Making a grand total of Â£9 million.
An unnamed club have bid Â£10 million for Southamptonâ€™s Gareth Bale
CaughtOffside Says: Yes, an “Unnamed Club”. Manchester United are so committed to signing British talent that they’re willing to pay 50 million pounds for Michael Carrick, Owen Hargreaves, and some child left back who could be completely crap.
Stilian Petrov has had enough at Aston Villa and fancies a move back to Celtic.
CaughtOffside Says: What happened? Is Birmingham that much worse than Glasgow???
Ashley Young could finally put us out of our misery and join Aston Villa for Â£9.65 million.
CaughtOffside Says: Just leave FFS!
Blackburn will strengthen their defence by signing Hertha Berlin defender Chris Samba (whoâ€™s been on trial at Ewood Park recently) to replace broken legged Andre Ooijer, and also nabbing Liverpoolâ€™s Stephen Warnock just because.
CaughtOffside Says: No idea if Samba is any good, Warnock is a solid Premiership player. So should help Blackburn stay exactly where they are…
Manchester City and Blackburn are chasing Wycombe Wanderers striker Jermaine Easter.
CaughtOffside Says: He might be playing down in League Two, but Easter has already banged in 20 goals. The last striker to come from the that far down in the leagues and make an impact was Jonathan Stead, who is now an England star and Premiership top scorer. What’s that? He’s crap? Oh…