Arsenal Now Trying To Steal Tottenham’s Stewards

The Daily Mail is reporting that Arsenal haven’t limited their poaching of other teams’ stars to the playing squad, and have tabled an offer to a long-serving Tottenham steward. The Spurs stewards are even in line for some sort of police award for letting the Sevilla police beat them in the face in order to protect the fans.

The steward, though, showed a little more restraint than his on-pitch peers,

“They are offering more money but I’m not sure I can do a Sol Campbell.”