Manchester United Sign “Next Ronaldo”

31 Responses to “Manchester United Sign “Next Ronaldo””

1. Sab
   on May 30th, 2007 8:38 pm

   I’m sorry to say that next season we will have three of the biggest crybabies in the Premier League. We already have Ronaldo, next up is Anderson and Nani, I know Tottenham and Chelsea-fans, I’m sorry, but that’s how it will be!

2. cave man
   on May 30th, 2007 8:59 pm

   good news! Berbatov is ’save’ now from the red nose. No more money left in the kitty.

3. rob
   on May 30th, 2007 9:03 pm

   TBH, i am happy that man utd got the players instead of chelski striking again.

   Hopefully this means spurs will turn their attention to robben instead now. i didnt want nani at spurs if their intention was to play him on the left wing, the lad is right footed, and is better suited in centre or right wing.

4. tel
   on May 30th, 2007 9:11 pm

   Robben is staying at chelsea for the next 5 years at least…new contract

5. Tony Montana
   on May 30th, 2007 9:26 pm

   People, do not think that Nani will be at Old Trafford next season even though we have signed him. On the basis of the deal, it has been mostly likely confirmed that Nani will be loaned back to Sporting next season. Anderson will play left-wing meaning he is the replacement for Giggs. Now people might think that this is risky spending a total of £25 million on two of the most hottest properties in the world. But if you think in reality, we have just boosted our sales partnerships with Brazil and again Portugal. Anderson is our fourth brazilian to sign for united (kleberson, fabio, rafeal the first 3). Now you must wonder when Nani comes back, where will he play?? Hes the next Henry, he will be played upfront with Rooney.

6. niall
   on May 30th, 2007 9:41 pm

   the videos make nani and anderson look like superheroes, ill admit there good but its a fact that they dive and are crybabys as said before. the premiership could be to physical for them. i would prefer to be in chelski’s position(even though i hate them sooooooooo much, liverpool till i die) they could be about to sign queresma from porto hes a proven winger who can play on both sides and is on the portuguese national team which is more than can be said for nani and anderson. hes also a beast. nani and anderson will be snapped in 2 by sissoko
   LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Jay
   on May 30th, 2007 9:41 pm

   Nani is good, but nowhere near as good as CR. Bit more of a jermaine pennant at the moment, but he may turn out better IF he progresses. As for Anderson - the enxt henry, you are kidding. Ive seen him three times this year and he lloked distinctly average, but then again wasnt kleberson going to be the next roy keane, and djemba djemba. LMFAO.

   Lets see how it pans out after two or three season, personally I dont think either will work out that well…certainly not as well as CR has.

8. Jay
   on May 30th, 2007 9:44 pm

   Lets not forget…they are NOT signed…its an agreement in principle….the same agreement in principle Liverpool had with Vidic and Ronaldo before Manure paid over the top for them (around 4x what LFC offered)

9. Anonymous
   on May 30th, 2007 10:27 pm

   [quote comment=”42652″]I’m sorry to say that next season we will have three of the biggest crybabies in the Premier League. We already have Ronaldo, next up is Anderson and Nani, I know Tottenham and Chelsea-fans, I’m sorry, but that’s how it will be![/quote]

   Twat. We’ve just signed two of the most promising talents in the World and you’re concerned about them being crybabies. You’re not a United fan, you need to get laid.

10. Sab
    on May 30th, 2007 10:53 pm

    [quote comment=”42673″][quote comment=”42652″]I’m sorry to say that next season we will have three of the biggest crybabies in the Premier League. We already have Ronaldo, next up is Anderson and Nani, I know Tottenham and Chelsea-fans, I’m sorry, but that’s how it will be![/quote]

    Twat. We’ve just signed two of the most promising talents in the World and you’re concerned about them being crybabies. You’re not a United fan, you need to get laid.[/quote]
    If you didn’t understand, I was just being ironic (if you’re familiar with the word), making fun of the situatuion. Maybe I should think like you, ohhh… tomorrow we’ll claim it all, everything is ours… are you joking me??? Putting pressure on the lads is not what they need, and when you figure that out, you can also make fun of yourself and relax, it’s the silly season, and for all you know the deal is not done, so just relax, the lads DO NOT need anymore pressure. Being ironic relaxes the squad and the fans, take it easy, as long as the players keep their concentration right and the fans push them to play better (not like when playing AC Milan at home, but like when playing Blackburn at home) we might make another year we will love to remember!

11. King Kong
    on May 31st, 2007 1:34 am

    CR was already exceptionally when he debut for Man U but looking at this video, Nani is not really better than CR or even equal to him. He’s something like Aaron Lennon and mind you if AL plays for Man U with great players around him, he would be superb.

    I’m no fan of Spurs nor Man U, but Nani could be the next CR but CR is one in a decade but Man U had already got two, in CR and Rooney.

    I’d say Man U will be there towards the end of next season. So will Chelsea be if they get a CB.

12. lawltroll
    on May 31st, 2007 3:52 am

    [quote comment=”42661″]People, do not think that Nani will be at Old Trafford next season even though we have signed him. On the basis of the deal, it has been mostly likely confirmed that Nani will be loaned back to Sporting next season. Anderson will play left-wing meaning he is the replacement for Giggs. Now people might think that this is risky spending a total of £25 million on two of the most hottest properties in the world. But if you think in reality, we have just boosted our sales partnerships with Brazil and again Portugal. Anderson is our fourth brazilian to sign for united (kleberson, fabio, rafeal the first 3). Now you must wonder when Nani comes back, where will he play?? Hes the next Henry, he will be played upfront with Rooney.[/quote]Probably the single worst post ever made on this site.

13. luke-yid
    on May 31st, 2007 4:33 am

    hmm, that was nearly incomprehensible kong. you said nani could be the next CR, but then you said that CR is one in a decade…hmmm.

    I will be very happy if these signings go through…and get huntalaar too for all i care. as long as berbi is staying at the lane…cause he is a once in a decade without a replacement.

    COYS!

14. Loren Dunlop
    on May 31st, 2007 8:50 am

    [quote comment=”42665″]Nani is good, but nowhere near as good as CR. Bit more of a jermaine pennant at the moment, but he may turn out better IF he progresses. As for Anderson - the enxt henry, you are kidding. Ive seen him three times this year and he lloked distinctly average, but then again wasnt kleberson going to be the next roy keane, and djemba djemba. LMFAO.

    Lets see how it pans out after two or three season, personally I dont think either will work out that well…certainly not as well as CR has.[/quote]

    jermaine penant is wick, nani is already twice as technical.

15. LFC
    on May 31st, 2007 8:59 am

    [quote comment=”42673″][quote comment=”42652″]I’m sorry to say that next season we will have three of the biggest crybabies in the Premier League. We already have Ronaldo, next up is Anderson and Nani, I know Tottenham and Chelsea-fans, I’m sorry, but that’s how it will be![/quote]

    Twat. We’ve just signed two of the most promising talents in the World and you’re concerned about them being crybabies. You’re not a United fan, you need to get laid.[/quote]

    Apapprently he did - you’re Mum f***ed him last night! Apparently she gives good head!!!! YNWA

16. LFC
    on May 31st, 2007 9:31 am

    while your dad punished me up the shitter.. he also gives better head!!!! YNWA

17. word
    on May 31st, 2007 10:09 am

    calling CR a crybaby is not the definition of ironic you muppet. you claim to have a sense of humour but i fail to see any evidence of it here…

18. LFC
    on May 31st, 2007 10:32 am

    Sab - you’re a fucking nob mate - getting a fucking job you loser!!!!

19. LFC
    on May 31st, 2007 11:01 am

    or even better take me out for a candle-lit dinner, so we can discuss the finer points of stevie gerrards arse…. yum yum…!!!!

20. Sab
    on May 31st, 2007 3:36 pm

    [quote comment=”42713″]calling CR a crybaby is not the definition of ironic you muppet. you claim to have a sense of humour but i fail to see any evidence of it here…[/quote]
    I give a FU** if you think I’m a muppet or not, it’s not you I hail as the best team in the world is it?? It’s not you I’m cheering on to win the Premier League, is it??? Say something and mean the opposite that’s irony you MUPPET, and every Utd fan who can read could figure out what I meant in my first comment. Just don’t expect Utd to pull it all home next year, you WILL be dissappointed! Relax and support your team when they really need it, if I make fun of a situation who cares???

21. Squiddy
    on June 1st, 2007 12:31 am

    Looks like Championship Manager has taken over the buying policy at Man Utd. I feel sorry for them.

22. Loren Dunlop
    on June 1st, 2007 9:42 am

    intersting players. potential. good for them. hargreaves is still the best buy tho, top player.

23. cfc4ever
    on June 1st, 2007 10:28 am

    watch the devils fail next year - and go bankrupt within the next five - ha ha suckers

24. Sab
    on June 1st, 2007 12:12 pm

    [quote comment=”42948″]watch the devils fail next year - and go bankrupt within the next five - ha ha suckers[/quote]
    As you might understand Utd have a big stadium and it has been filled the latest three years, even though Utd didn’t win a major trophy, Chelsea have problems filling up the stadium when it’s Champions LEague, now think twice, who’s got the big problem if they don’t succeed? Shitsy or Glory Glory Man Utd, with the loyal fans?

25. cfc4ever
    on June 5th, 2007 9:41 am

    [quote comment=”42979″][quote comment=”42948″]watch the devils fail next year - and go bankrupt within the next five - ha ha suckers[/quote]
    As you might understand Utd have a big stadium and it has been filled the latest three years, even though Utd didn’t win a major trophy, Chelsea have problems filling up the stadium when it’s Champions LEague, now think twice, who’s got the big problem if they don’t succeed? Shitsy or Glory Glory Man Utd, with the loyal fans?[/quote]

    Gloy Gloy Sticky Bastards have the problem - coz we have Roman. Yours is borrowed, ours is forever, so shove it you Old Shitford sympathiser

26. Henri
    on June 16th, 2007 1:00 pm

    You people need to grow up and stop ridiculing for no reason, and learn to understand irony while you’re at it.

    Sab, ignore these fools, they’re obviously bitter individuals who haven’t reached maturity, and need to “get laid” themselves.

27. CHRIS
    on December 17th, 2007 8:57 pm

    watch the good devils go to the top of the table

28. Anonymous
    on December 24th, 2007 2:56 pm

    rubbish

29. Anonymous
    on April 17th, 2008 12:54 pm

    bous liki falur mama… moV kk liki

30. Traverse
    on May 5th, 2008 11:36 am

    so.. sissoko muscling Anderson out of the premiership…. that went well….

31. iceycalm
    on May 5th, 2008 1:57 pm

    who’s sissoko?

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