After losing the popular and rather competent Paul Jewell, Wigan fans have been given a sneak peek at the terrifyingly delusional mind of his replacement Chris Hutchings,
“This is an excellent signing for us,” Hutchings told the club’s official website. “He will add experience to the back four and now we must keep up the chase for further targets.
“Other clubs were very interested and it speaks volumes for us as a club that he has chosen to come here.”
If by “excellent” he meant “unbelievably silly” and by “experience” he meant “experience at being sh*t” then he would be spot on. We ran an article entitled “We Have Signed Titus Bramble” and sent thousands of supporters into cardiac arrest at the thought of the former Newcastle man running out in their colours.