Well, if anyone thought that Carlos Tevez’ “unique” working situation (i.e. he is enslaved by Kia Joorabchian) was over following the West Ham debacle, well…uh…you’re super wrong apparently.
The “credible press” are reporting that Tevez is about to sign for Manchester United on a two year loan deal, with an option for a further three years. Not quite sure who he is on loan from, or who is being paid, but at this point we wouldn’t be surprised if it involved some sort of nuclear arms sale or the exchange of Chinese slaves.