Three Things You Learned This Weekend? Arsenal, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Blackburn, Manchester City, Bolton, Everton, Fulham, Tottenham, Liverpool, Derby, Manchester United, Sunderland, Middlesbrough, Birmingham, Newcastle, Wigan

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Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the stench of defeat.

So instead, after every round of matches here’s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premiership football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity. To see what folks learned last time, click here.

This week it could be that this is going to be a hell of a season, that a lot of teams are being brought down to Earth pretty quickly, that Martin Jol is currently the world’s unluckiest man, that Martin O’Neill just bought himself another 5 years of the Villa job regardless of results or that Liverpool and Arsenal are looking a lot more cutthroat than people are givin credit for. Oh, and Derby are going down.

But what the hell do we know, let us know what you learned in the comments.

Arsenal 3-1 Portsmouth

Aston Villa 2-0 Chelsea

Blackburn 1-0 Man City

Bolton 1-2 Everton

Fulham 3-3 Tottenham

Liverpool 6-0 Derby

Manchester United 1-0 Sunderland

Middlesbrough 2-0 Birmingham

Newcastle 1-0 Wigan

Reading 0-3 West Ham