The eternally annoying/entertaining (delete as approapriate) Plymouth Argyle manager Ian Holloway attracts publicity with the ease of Lindsey Lohan. While this is mainly through the use of bad simile and and a comedy accent, he also seems to claim his own fair share of amusing incident, in the case of last week Argyle had their dressing room robbed at Stoke City.
“It’s not right when you turn up at somebody’s ground and that happens. You expect your belongings to be safe, don’t you?
Anyone who’s been burgled will know how I feel. But the thing is they had a bloke and he managed to escape. Who was it, Houdini? I’d like to have caught him at that moment.”
said the happy slaphead in his rather too popular BBC column, we can only assume the thieves weren’t looking for his tactics board, Argyle lost 3-2.
But does that really matter when Ollie is just so much fun? For those with Jose withdrawl symptoms you’ve found your man.