New Tottenham Manager Will Clearly Fit Right In With The Spurs Fans
October 31, 2007
New Tottenham manager Juande Ramos is going to fit right in at Spurs. Having taken control of the low-lying team, the Spaniard has claimed that he is going to take the club back up to “where they deserve to be”, which according to the dusty archived league records from 1961, is perched atop the league like a glorious (and somewhat delusional) cockerel.
Ramos said, through the medium of a translator (Gus Poyet?):
“I want to take it step by step. I want to get results quickly to breed confidence and then I can think about the long-term. But this is a great club and the aim is to take us to the top.”
The Spaniard was keen to point out that he won’t be frogmarching goalie Paul Robinson to the nearest Job Centre straight away, he’ll probably wait at least a week. Ramos said:
“I’ve only just landed. I need to look at the players and depth of the squad before we think about buying.”
Whilst everyone was excited by Ramos’ presence at Spurs, rumblings from Seville are as bitter and nasty as a Hollywood divorce. The Spaniards have launched a vendetta against Spurs, promising to
“make sure that Tottenham pay the consequences of this situation, a situation that they have illegitimately provoked”.
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yes, deluded, annoying, controversial and refuse to admit good football just because their rivals are playng it. not to forget a tinge of jealousy and a bowlful of envy
[quote comment=”73125″]yes, deluded, annoying, controversial and refuse to admit good football just because their rivals are playng it. not to forget a tinge of jealousy and a bowlful of envy[/quote]
Deluded - not at all…
Annoying - Hopefully!
Controversial - Always is with Spurs!
Playing good football - you wouldnt admit it if we were…!
Jelousy and Envy - we wouldnt be so shallow, besides, we have more important things to concentrate on, like ourselves. We’re not interested in what you lot are doing. However at least we’re proud enough to give credit where credit is due, even to your lot…!
Blue’s clues… I’m guessing you’re a Chelsea fan… not envious at all mate. Granted, I’d have a few of you players at Spurs, but you lot are more deluded, annoying and controversial than we are. Deluded, because, however you spin it, and however much Spurs fans may think we’re a bigger club than we are, we’re still a bigger club than you, albeit just for now. Controversial, don’t even need to go into the way your club treated your manager, Spurs are getting slated for what they did, but you sacked a manager that was winning you trophies, becasue (and this brings us nicely to you last point) you play sh!t football. Something you couldn’t accuse Spurs of until this season. The only teams I’m envious of are Man Utd and (however much I hate to admit it) Arsenal, and you know what…. so is Roman… doesn’t look like you’re much better off after all, best wipe that smug snile off your face… Oh, and I bet you weren’t singing Mourinho’s name on Saturday, I bet you’ve been slagging Grant off up til then as well…. best thing since sliced bread now is he? God, I hate Chelsea fans!
To the tune of “I will Survive”
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
and when I heard about Bent’s transfer fee I almost died.
The papers said they’d push for Europe, and the top four they’d break in,
but fast forward fifteen weeks later, and their seasons in the bin!
Yes spurs f**ked up, capitulated,
while Arse are sitting up on top, Spurs are getting relegated.
They’ve only won a single match, and even that was just a fluke,
and watching Bent’s attempts at scoring is enough to make me puke.
Pissed Martin off, got rid of Jol,
Berbatov decided he wanted to play again, but still can’t score a goal.
They brought in Juande Ramos, they still got blown right off the pitch,
I just can’t wait for the thrashing they’ll get when they come to Stamford Bridge!
Oooooohhhhh NO! They won’t survive!
When theyre playing in the Coke league I’ll be laughing till I cry.
They said that they be filling all the big four clubs with fear,
well good luck playing clubs like Luton Town and QPR next year.
And all they’re “stars”, they’re gonna leave,
as Spurs begin to slide right down to the fourth tier league.
One day there will no one left to watch the yiddos play,
how does it feel to know you’ll be supporting Arsenal one day?
OOOOOHHHH NO! THEY WONT SURVIVE!
Who wants to bet that CFC4Life sings the original version of ‘I will Survive’ on a regular basis as his Karaoke song…!! The old Fruit…!! Very well done on the song by the way but next time try picking a song that isnt a gay anthem or you risk being branded…!!
[quote comment=”73141″]To the tune of “I will Survive”
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
and when I heard about Bent’s transfer fee I almost died.
The papers said they’d push for Europe, and the top four they’d break in,
but fast forward fifteen weeks later, and their seasons in the bin!
Yes spurs f**ked up, capitulated,
while Arse are sitting up on top, Spurs are getting relegated.
They’ve only won a single match, and even that was just a fluke,
and watching Bent’s attempts at scoring is enough to make me puke.
Pissed Martin off, got rid of Jol,
Berbatov decided he wanted to play again, but still can’t score a goal.
They brought in Juande Ramos, they still got blown right off the pitch,
I just can’t wait for the thrashing they’ll get when they come to Stamford Bridge!
Oooooohhhhh NO! They won’t survive!
When theyre playing in the Coke league I’ll be laughing till I cry.
They said that they be filling all the big four clubs with fear,
well good luck playing clubs like Luton Town and QPR next year.
And all they’re “stars”, they’re gonna leave,
as Spurs begin to slide right down to the fourth tier league.
One day there will no one left to watch the yiddos play,
how does it feel to know you’ll be supporting Arsenal one day?
OOOOOHHHH NO! THEY WONT SURVIVE![/quote]
1 big flaw with this song, the 1 match we have one this season wasnt a fluke, i dont think 4-0 is a fluke, do you…?? So maybe this song isnt as clever as originally thought…!! Might want to rework your anthem there mate!!
Never the less, it was only Derby. Nothing to really claim there.
still wasnt a fluke though was it…?!
Chelsea, crap support crap club, 24,000 fans for a champions league match, what a fucking disgrace.
you’re a joke.
lol,lol,lol
coys
well, at least they are in the Champs league…
changing the manager does not prevent your club from being a national joke!
Oh for fucks sake, change the bloody record…! You lot are like a cross between school ground bullies and a really bad stand up comedian who knows just 1 really shit joke… If you really must insist on coming on here to subject us to your mindless and unimaginative ramblings at least make them interesting, put a bit of effort into them…
[quote comment=”73171″]well, at least they are in the Champs league…
changing the manager does not prevent your club from being a national joke![/quote]
‘Lets all laugh at Spurs’…??? How old are you, 5…????? If you going to call a group of people a national joke, might i suggest you do it in a way that doesnt sound like your sat in a primary school classroom…! GROW UP!
[quote comment=”73183″]Oh for fucks sake, change the bloody record…! You lot are like a cross between school ground bullies and a really bad stand up comedian who knows just 1 really shit joke… If you really must insist on coming on here to subject us to your mindless and unimaginative ramblings at least make them interesting, put a bit of effort into them…[/quote]
I went to the zoo. It only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.
[quote comment=”73187″][quote comment=”73183″]Oh for fucks sake, change the bloody record…! You lot are like a cross between school ground bullies and a really bad stand up comedian who knows just 1 really shit joke… If you really must insist on coming on here to subject us to your mindless and unimaginative ramblings at least make them interesting, put a bit of effort into them…[/quote]
I went to the zoo. It only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.[/quote]
I like it, its simple, just like most gooners who appear on here…!!
yes SHAMELESS, as ur name suggest, u really are shameless.
when arsenal and chelsea face off, we usually talk about which team has better players, when we meet u silly boys, we just laugh at you. don’t believe? look at the league table. i am trying not to laugh, but u really are shameless aren’t u?
anyway, spurs use to lose every match but at least they played well and fight
now i guess they will just lose!
spurs are rubbish - but i don’t half fancy lennon
Well done for working out my nickname there Blues Clues (Im sure my kids used to watch a program with that name!!!???). Now thats established and you’ve shown you can read…
All the premiership table shows is where each team deserves to be at the present moment in time. And yes Arsenal do deserve to be top of the table and I have no SHAME (see how that works ‘silly boy’) in saying that, credit where credit is due. Now Chelsea on the other hand are not exactly having an emphatic start to the season, by their standards anyway (Spurs almost always screw up the first load of matches!). I mean a 2-0 loss to Villa and sitting 4th after all this time, being over taken by the Mancs after their shoddy start must be a little embarrassing, especially as this was the season they were going to retake the premiership title. Let me guess, early days…?? Thought so…!!
As for Spurs losing (and I quote!) ‘every match’, I don’t remember us doing too badly last season, cant see how we could have finish 5th if we have lost ‘every game’, in fact I remember taking 3 points off Chelsea (and £20 off a Chelsea mate!) last season so don’t think we did too bad now did we.
Laugh at us all you want monkey boy, your nothing to us other than inconsequent words on a page.
[quote comment=”73191″][quote comment=”73187″][quote comment=”73183″]Oh for fucks sake, change the bloody record…! You lot are like a cross between school ground bullies and a really bad stand up comedian who knows just 1 really shit joke… If you really must insist on coming on here to subject us to your mindless and unimaginative ramblings at least make them interesting, put a bit of effort into them…[/quote]
I went to the zoo. It only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.[/quote]
I like it, its simple, just like most gooners who appear on here…!![/quote]
hoping you go down, tiny tots scum.
[quote comment=”73186″][quote comment=”73171″]well, at least they are in the Champs league…
changing the manager does not prevent your club from being a national joke![/quote]
‘Lets all laugh at Spurs’…??? How old are you, 5…????? If you going to call a group of people a national joke, might i suggest you do it in a way that doesnt sound like your sat in a primary school classroom…! GROW UP![/quote]
yeap you’re right “shameless” mate, they aren’t national jokes, you clowns are international jokes, even a hungry kid in maputo is having a laugh at the SPUDS… well atleast u r relieving them of worries for a lil bit.. faggots
yes indeed, SHAMELESS, if i can address u as such..
totenham has such a great season!
my word! fulham is on top of you!
the worst team in london by far.
fulham may be our local rivals, a rivalry i myself do not really understand but really my heart goes out to their passion.
but spurs, tottenham..thats another issue.
i agree, u guys ARE turning into a national joke!
thank goodness Arsenal moved to North london or there won’t be any half-decent teams there at all!
tottenham, the whipping boys of epl. top 4 my ass, top 4 of what? i can see status quo remaining for a very long time because spurs will never break into top anything.
hehe, wad a u-tuern from maureen’s comment. no wonder he was sacked..the players lost confidence in his judging ability once he felt tiny totts were ever gonna amount to anything..
[quote comment=”73238″][quote comment=”73191″][quote comment=”73187″][quote comment=”73183″]Oh for fucks sake, change the bloody record…! You lot are like a cross between school ground bullies and a really bad stand up comedian who knows just 1 really shit joke… If you really must insist on coming on here to subject us to your mindless and unimaginative ramblings at least make them interesting, put a bit of effort into them…[/quote]
I went to the zoo. It only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.[/quote]
I like it, its simple, just like most gooners who appear on here…!![/quote]
hoping you go down, tiny tots scum.[/quote]
Well of course you do, its not gonna happen mind but at least you can hope. You do say the nicest things…!
[quote comment=”73275″]yes indeed, SHAMELESS, if i can address u as such..
totenham has such a great season!
my word! fulham is on top of you!
the worst team in london by far.
fulham may be our local rivals, a rivalry i myself do not really understand but really my heart goes out to their passion.
but spurs, tottenham..thats another issue.
i agree, u guys ARE turning into a national joke!
thank goodness Arsenal moved to North london or there won’t be any half-decent teams there at all!
tottenham, the whipping boys of epl. top 4 my ass, top 4 of what? i can see status quo remaining for a very long time because spurs will never break into top anything.[/quote]
Blues Clues, your doing nothing that the gooners havent already done, and thats stating the obvious. Yes tottenham have bolloxed up the start of the season, we’ve established that more times than i care to remember, yes we’ve given away wins and points all over the shop and right now, i totally agree that we really are the worst premiership team in London at the moment, if not just for the way we’ve started the season but the antics of the board. However i ask you all, When Spurs start playing the way we should be, the way we can and start notching up the wins and climbing the table and getting ourselves out of this mess, will you then be able to do as i have and give credit where credit is due…? Will you then be able to stand there and say ‘fair enough, your playing well, its good to see Tottenham playing the sort of football they should be’???? Some how i doubt you will have the heart to say something like that but i will wait and see.
As for being Whipping boys of the epl, we’ve started shit this season, that doesnt count us as whipping boys just yet… If we’re still in this position at the end of march i would quite happily agree with you but until then your chatting shit mate…!
[quote comment=”73276″]hehe, wad a u-tuern from maureen’s comment. no wonder he was sacked..the players lost confidence in his judging ability once he felt tiny totts were ever gonna amount to anything..[/quote]
Typical Goon comment, makes no sense what-so-ever…!!