Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the shameful stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches here’s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from today’s Premier League football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity.
But what the hell do we know, leave your thoughts in the comments.
Here’s a list of the results as a refresher:
Birmingham 2-0 MiddlesbroughChelsea 4-4 Aston Villa
Derby 1-2 Liverpool
Everton 2-0 Bolton
Tottenham 5-1 Fulham
Sunderland 0-4 Man Utd
West Ham 1-1 Reading
Wigan 1-0 Newcastle
(LATER GAME)
Portsmouth v Arsenal (1945 GMT)