Teflon-coated Man Utd boss the Lord of the Ferg has wriggled, contorted and limbo danced out of any possible Football Association charges for his “gesture” at the Madjeski on Saturday.
The BBC reports that Fergie’s hand sign has been deciphered as being the heinous gesture of international renown known as “an up yours”. Fergie merely said that he was relieving himself, expressing relief after Ronaldo’s late late goal put them 2-0 up:
“All I was doing was expressing my relief at winning one of our hardest games of the season.”
So it looks like Fergie-Ferg has won the right to relieve himself with his hands whenever he sees fit.