The Daily Mail ‘exclusively’ reports that Tottenham, having discovered the awful truth that they now have two gaffe prone goalies in their squad, will try and bag Portsmouth ‘keeper David James.

Although James has been very reliable of late, someone should warn Juande Ramos that he used to be called “Calamity James” and once upon a time was arguably the most bumbling of a whole carousel of bumbling Liverpool ‘keepers.

Despite Pompey gaffer Harry Redknapp hailing James as “the best goalkeeper I have ever worked with” – James’ contract runs out this summer, and may be tempted by the possibility of signing for Tottenham Hotspur.