Is Liverpool man Dirk Kuyt an imbecile?

March 27, 2008

Liverpool striker Duyt Kuyt has taken a break from calling a spade a spade, revealing that Friday comes before Saturday, and amazing us with the fact that 1+1=2, to bring us his latest shocker:

“The derby is always big but this one is going to be really big.

“It’s an important game, there’s no doubt about that.”

Well done Sherlock! Next he’ll be telling us that the Pope is a Catholic and that bears defaecate in woods.

Everton are currently two points behind their Merseyside rivals ahead of Sunday’s Merseyside mashup - with a glorious pot of millions and a Champions League spot the prize at the end of the season.

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Comments

23 Responses to “Is Liverpool man Dirk Kuyt an imbecile?”

  1. Jon Tile
    on March 27th, 2008 9:54 am

    the only idiot is you for writing the dumbest piece of all time ….. give it up for ned the imbecile …… shut up and go blogging about something worth while

  2. Damo
    on March 27th, 2008 10:03 am

    Is that how they’re spelling defacate these days?
    Who’s the imbecile now?

  3. vinny1892
    on March 27th, 2008 10:05 am

    Nice try Damo, but it’s defecate.

  4. ANON
    on March 27th, 2008 10:11 am

    WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS ARTICLE.
    GET A LIFE YOU SAD MAN

  5. Rav Dhillon
    on March 27th, 2008 10:11 am

    Are you some kind of cunt??

  6. loseit
    on March 27th, 2008 10:15 am

    what an arse - I wish newsnow would filter out this kind of shit…

  7. magnumopus
    on March 27th, 2008 10:17 am

    Is this your excuse for not having an intelligent article to write?
    Try writing something about the game mate!

  8. hughyao
    on March 27th, 2008 10:48 am

    what’s your problem ned? not getting any?

  9. Damo
    on March 27th, 2008 10:54 am

    Ooops, true, but I’m not the one calling Kuyt an imbecile

  10. merc
    on March 27th, 2008 11:00 am

    I wish I had the last 2 minutes of my life back, what the hell were you thinking while writing this??

  11. Tony Khouri
    on March 27th, 2008 11:04 am

    Ned ,isn’t that a name for a donkey or an ass.(Hole)? Appropriate .

  12. anthony
    on March 27th, 2008 11:12 am

    ned u bellpiece have u not thought that some reporter prob asked him how big the game was? whats he supposed to do, not answer?

    you idiot.

  13. Graeme Hornby
    on March 27th, 2008 11:41 am

    DUYT KUYT? not even a newsworthy article, with poor spelling for the finale

  14. Rups
    on March 27th, 2008 11:52 am

    ned…..its spelt deficit you dislexic peahead!!!

    as for kuyt he is spot on as it is not only the fact that it is the biggest derby
    in europe but also that it is at such a crucial stage of this campaign…

    stick to being a moron, you are good at that mate!!

  15. YSB
    on March 27th, 2008 1:32 pm

    Biggest derby in Europe? Ha, nobody gives a shit tbh.

  16. on March 27th, 2008 2:47 pm

    thats funny and true

  17. on March 27th, 2008 2:48 pm

    it is the best derby in europe

  18. Khan
    on March 27th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Why is it wrong to say the obvious? The school children does that all the time..rote learning 1+1=2, 2+1=3…and the Ned did just that here too..stating the obvious. Geez..

  19. on March 28th, 2008 1:54 pm

    Nice one, Ned.

    You’re absolutely right - if I haqve to listen to any more of Dirk Kuyt’s state the obvious bull I’ll go insane. Every.Single.Day he seems to be in the press spouting off about something or other and he has nothing interesting to say. his latest comments about the derby are a prime example. Crap footballer and crap interviewee.

  20. Bill Vector
    on March 28th, 2008 1:56 pm

    Utter crap from Ned.

  21. John
    on March 28th, 2008 2:47 pm

    Well, actually guys, he is right on that spelling, check here: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/defaecate

    not defacate. not defecate and certainly not deficit, a deficit in an insufficiency of something.

    However, having said that, Ned, stop wasting valuable space on the net with crap like this

  22. ...
    on March 31st, 2008 4:53 pm

    LoL i thought it was hilarious…

  23. Matt
    on March 31st, 2008 5:35 pm

    Defaecate is the American spelling, in England it’s defecate… I guess that’s what happens when you use online dictionaries to look up the big words you don’t how to spell isn’t it Ned?

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