How do Chelsea beat Liverpool tonight in SIX WORDS!
by Mr Comfort on April 30th, 2008
| 105 words |
Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words to sum up what Chelsea need to do tonight to get past Liverpool. Sound easy? Good for you.
So whether it’s a tactical masterstroke or a playing style or simply a good old dig at the opponents, let us know, but remember you must make it short and sweet.
You could probably write an essay about this. Well, tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.
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Tagged Under: Chelsea FC, Liverpool FC, Premier League, rumours
{ 35 comments read them or add one }
Damo - April 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Eat cheese and go to sleep
ed - April 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
anelka and drogba, four four two.
Bats - April 30th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Convince Benitez EPL the important compo
Stu - April 30th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Torres, Gerrard, Torres, Gerrard, Torres, Goal!
Alex - April 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
simply score more goals than liverpool
Mr.galles - April 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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Anonymous - April 30th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Don’t let Liverpool score a goal!
macca - April 30th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
The usual Drogba, DIVE,DIVE, DIVE
Blue_tone - April 30th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Lampard, Drogba, Ballack, Drogba, Essien 5-0
both are shit - April 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
the usual sit back dont attack
@ Your mums gaff laters - April 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
If diving is an Art then Drogba is Picasso
Noonanio - April 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Lie Back and thing of England
Noonanio - April 30th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Maybe that should have been think!
Noonanio - April 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Come on you mighty mighty REDZZZZZ!!!!!!!
ktz1992 - April 30th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
motm gerrard,torres,charagher,renia,skrtle
Jimmy - April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Bring on Riise and his mum
KUNTFEIS - April 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Bring on Lampard and his mum
KUNTFEIS - April 30th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
lampard even looks like Norman Bates
deboy - April 30th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
take somebody elses team plus drogba
Mushy Peas - April 30th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
They don’t you daft little fart
Stephen Byron - April 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
F^ck Chelsea. They are darn boring!
Drew Vader - April 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
drogbitch knees carra in the face
drogbitch knees gerrard in the face
drogbitch knees torres in the face
drogbitch knees masch in the face
dirty cheating diving piece of fucking shit, pain tolerance of a five year old girl
Avram - April 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
get the ball to riise in box
Avram - April 30th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
i can’t count. but steve clarke can
Scabby - April 30th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
play lampard’s mum at centre forward
Bristol Spurs - April 30th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Torres, Gerrard and learn from Tottenham.
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!
Go on Liverpool, beat the West London BNP.
Give them anaother reason to hate their Jewish manager,
although they are always very quiet about the money invested by their Jewish owner.
Bristol Spurs - April 30th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
PS Scabby you are scum. Not EVER funny.
bluenose. mad - April 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
they only have 2 players torres and stevie me they are just a luck team
their luck ran out tonite
ie
2D - April 30th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat!!! drogbas second shouldnt have been allowed anelka was offside by a yard and hyypia should have got a pen, also a pen when makalele hand balled inside their box, sorry state that man u and chelski have to pay officials to get anywhere! drogbitch is a diving scumbag girl, skrtel should bite his face off!!!
allahs boot - May 1st, 2008 at 5:32 am
john arne riise and xabi alonso
CHELSEA - May 1st, 2008 at 6:38 am
Franky Lampard playing for his mom
dan - May 1st, 2008 at 8:23 am
In Your Face, You Chelsea Haters
14egend - May 1st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
sad,sick people saying stuff about Lampard’s mum who died.
WHat is wrong with u
sick people
im an arsenal fan 2
anyway well played chelsea rather u than those fucking scousers
hu all live in council houses and all get pregnant at 15
Jabba - May 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
14egend. come back when you have some pubes. this is for adults.
Anonymous - May 13th, 2008 at 7:52 am
get over it liverpool. the only thing you ever try hard to win is gone.