Alexander Hleb is a confused individual. The Times reports that the ice cream-loving Belarussian is mad at reports linking him away from Arsenal, despite his agent being possibly the most outrageous flirt in the history of football. Does this signify that the winger might be staying at the Emirates after all, or is he just having a hissy-fit for the hell of it?
“These reports anger me,” he said. “I have not signed for Bayern, Barcelona or any other club for that matter.
He added: “So much is being speculated and said, but I just want to have some peace and sit down with my closest friend [and representative] Niki Spilevski to consider my future.”
Is Hleb angry because the press are linking him to the wrong clubs? Should they be associating him with Real Madrid, Inter and Milan instead? Perhaps the player should consider his future very carefull before jumping ship, especially as Arsene Wenger plucked him from relative obscurity in the first place and made him into the player he is today.