Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
It appears that Cristiano is not only angling for a move to Real Madrid he is more or less pimping himself to the Spanish club, unsurprisingly Manchester United fans aren’t happy, but how would they sum up their feelings for the Portuguese winger now?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well, tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.