The dark horse that became black beauty
by Luke Eldridge on June 30th, 2008The curtain came down on Euro 2008 last night with the result that football fans around the world hoped for. With some familiar faces from the Premiership wearing the red of Spain, we English fans now rather like their brand of football. We used to think it was boring and slow, but now we recognise our good friends Nando and Cesc in the team, we have decided that actually we love it.
‘A victory for football!’ we all cried. ‘Fans of the beautiful game, rejoice!’ ordered the newspapers.
The stylish Spaniards finally overcame their fear of success and put to the sword an average German team. It was not a bad German team, as many had suggested, it just lacked the defensive intellect of its predecessors. The Spanish midfield resembled a hive of bees, always on the move, darting around with purpose and impossible to track. Poor old Christopher Metzelder and his giant of a partner, Per Mertesacker. Their defensive frailties were a small pull of thread before kick-off that the Spaniards had comprehensively unravelled by the end of the night.
Spain did not play well for the entirety of the tournament. They were lackadaisical against Sweden before David Villa’s last minute winner and dominant, yet uninspiring against Italy. The difference was that whatever the scoreboard read, they kept the ball. There was no ingenuity about their passing style, it was short and to the nearest man. But did you notice anything about that nearest man? He was always in space. That wasn’t an accident. He didn’t wander there and fortuitously end up with the ball. He created it for himself.
Euro 2008 has not been a tournament for defenders. Alan Hansen and co have been having a field day tearing apart nearly every back four on the BBC. The eventual champions were no great defensive side, but they did enough. Carlos Puyol and Carlos Marchena looked like a dam ready to burst at times, but they held out. The importance of attacking full-backs was apparent for most sides, but such was the ability of Spain’s midfield, Sergio Ramos and Joan Capdevila were not quite as vital to their teams as the likes of Philip Lahm, Hamit Altintop and Yuri Zhirkov.
The Spanish were not the most flamboyant , the strongest or the quickest side at Euro 2008, but they were the victors. Their sheer ability to starve their physically superior opponents of the ball was the defining factor. Were they ever likely to fail though with two strikers of the quality of Fernando Torres and David Villa?
The red rag of a Spanish shirt tempted the German bull and had him aimlessly charging around the Ernst Happel Stadion all night. Now the jinx has been broken, can Spain realistically maintain a challenge for the World Cup in 2010? Is this the start of something wonderful or the climax of so many years of hurt?
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Tagged Under: Euro 2008, Fernando Torres, Spain



Jim - July 1st, 2008 at 2:18 am
Not a surprise in the slightest, spain have always had a strong team as you know, but this time around big names had been dropped to make way for the next generation, Torres.. Ramos…Casillas..Fabregas all of them with such an obvious hunger for success.
Everyone talks about the Premier League taking over as the biggest league in the world, maybe so, but the spanish have been clever..not only is it still a joy to watch the spanish league, thier teams are full of spaniards, and still also.. they have players all around europe.
Now take a look at the current england team, how many are doing their trade in other leagues in other countries…1 David Beckham… and like Raul and morientes its about time he was moved on to make way for the next generation.
Viva Espana!
Nick - July 1st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Great article, very funny!
Nick - July 1st, 2008 at 9:24 am
They deserved it all the way
Anonymous - July 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
yeh but it doesnt count because england weren’t in that tournament
there is no way they would have won if they faced the mighty three lions with our “world class” Stevie G and JT, Wazza would have won the golden boot, and Rio would have “merked” everyone to keep up team morale.
where the hell were the WAGS? The Sun has been so boring this past month, i wanted to know what posh and tweedy were wearin, and what their bar bill was in the VIP section of the Hush Hush club in Basle
what the hell was all that good friendly banter about in the town centres?! i didnt see any german flags of fire, nobody pissing in a water fountain, nobody throwing chairs through the window, and no abusive songs being blared out at 4am
i here the tv signal went off during one game, why werent the police and city council rounded up by angry mobs and burnt at the stake?
and what are those songs all them other countrys play before the game?
i thought only we sang God Save the Queen with all our pride, i thought everyone elses song was like a whistle and boo sound?
rubbish tournament. crap entertainment all this passing and movement lark, good footballers playing for their country with pride. give me a becks freekick with an owen header and messy uninventive classless football anyday.
NO SURRENDER, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, ST GEORGE, INGURLUND!!!!!!
Hamish McSporran - July 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Fuck you, y’sassenach pig - Europe’s best were a wee bit further north eating deep-fried Mars bars and pissin’ whiskey all 0ver their ladies’ ginger pubes… Scotland would have walked it
Anonymous - July 1st, 2008 at 3:41 pm
yeh ur right.
i missed the barry ferguson poster pose this tounament
vest on, shirt over the shoulder, staring into space like a heartbroken warrior
because they couldn’t score the 1 goal they needed (after a 3nil defeat and a battling 1-1 in the first 2 group games against countrys with far more resources than poor old scotland that would give england a run for their money)
but they battled like 11 bravehearts, forever the proud underdogs with big chips on their shoulders
poor poor scotland
Hamish McSporran - July 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
you spaz