As Mr Comfort has said many a time: “Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps.” Here is your chance to cut to the chase.

Tottenham to claim that elusive fourth place - or to struggle to get into the top half? Hull to beat the drop - or to outshine Derby’s feats? Chelsea to win the title - or to fail to play their superstars succesfully? Liverpool to finally challenge - or to be out of the race by November? Newcastle to storm into Europe - or to contribute comedy defending clips?

Sum up your thoughts for the Premier League season in just six simple words. Be honest, funny or downright dismissive. It doesn’t matter, its your opinion!