Definitive proof that Man Utd star is heading to Real Madrid
by Dexter on July 9th, 2008 150 words | 14 comments The Sun today gives us proof that Cristiano Ronaldo and his slimy afterbirth hairdo are heading to Real Madrid.
Their “proof” is an eavesdropped conversation between Real President Ramon Calderon and new Wimbledon champion Rafa Nadal, who had a chin-wag after the young Spaniard beat Roger Federer:
Nadal met Calderon in the grounds of the All England Club on Sunday night and a Spanish-speaking onlooker heard him ask: “OK, President, where’s this Cristiano Ronaldo we’re supposed to be signing?”
The Real chief replied: “Relax, Rafa, everything’s under control and we’ve got him done and dusted.”
Real are now hoping Ronaldo will bring the saga to an end by publicly saying he intends to quit Old Trafford. (The Sun)
You have to give it to The Sun, when most papers rely on hard quotes, this rag instead goes for unsubstantiated tripe that couldn’t be dodgier if Mystic Meg gave her tuppence worth.
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bertie - July 9th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
mystic meg’s tuppence. I feel ill
Greg - July 9th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
this is the most concrete story ever unearthed in the tabloid filth,id bet my house on the honesty of the church going reporters of the sun
Portsmouth Rocks - July 9th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
real madrid are a rubbish football club
all that money they spend wheres there champions league titles ???
they think by buying ronaldo they can buy the champions league title
hahaha
no way
that spanish fool thats always talking from real madrid is an embarsment to spain…
real madrid gonna get whipped in the champions league again by an english team with ronalado or without
Anonymous - July 9th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
i hope we play them in the champions league and spank them
caledron - July 9th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
who is nadal ????
sara - July 9th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
rafel nadal- the new wimbledon champ- it says it in the article
united - July 10th, 2008 at 12:22 am
This story is a complete bullshit.
Rafel Nadal is a Barca supporter, he said it once. Moreover, his uncle was a barca player so there is no way he could support Real or care about their transfer targets.
If the Sun want to make a story, at least make something reasonable and easy to swallow and believe.
TH - July 10th, 2008 at 3:16 am
No…you’re wrong my friend. Nadal is a Madrid supporter…he’s said so many times and I watched the final game of La Liga last year when Madrid won it,he was there cheering them on.
Man Utd - July 10th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Funny, i jus had coffee with Tiger Woods, he told me Ronnie is no done deal..Tiger had counter-offered him 100Mil for him to remain at Utd…damn i must ask Roger Federer who is tellin the truth…
Big sexy - July 10th, 2008 at 8:02 am
ok its hard to decide whose comments are the bigger joke. the guy from the sun or the portsmouth fan saying that real madrid is a rubbish club? im not a real madrid supporter but if the club who is the spanish title holders and the club who won the champs league the most times in history, is rubbish please tell me what portsmouth is.
randy the macho Man - July 10th, 2008 at 8:25 am
I am pretty sure Portsmouth will win next year’s title – having Crouch and Kanu as their twin strikers
bertie - July 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am
aye it’s true about Pompey. Tim henman told me
Anonymous - July 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Andy Murray told me Kaka is coming to Derby County, trust me
liverpool - July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
sorry real madrid and congrats man utd
im positive ronaldo stayin at man utd
my mates dad is at wimbledon atm n he was talkin to the owner of man utd, n he said theyv signed him up for four years, hasnt been released in the press yet
there is stil the slightest posibility i guess that he will move as no contract is safe, but he would only sign it if he believed he was stayin!