Liverpool gaffer Rafa B has taken to openly declaring his love for players these days, and – like an amorous drunk leering over other people’s girlfriends – he’s cruising for a bruising.
“Keane is one of the names on our list and we are still working with other names.
“We were in contact [with Tottenham] and we will see now. Keane is clearly a player that has game intelligence. We are looking for players who can fit into our systems and improve the team.”
Rafa’s masterplan is to combine Keane and Torres up front, but with his reduced spending power, has he got a chance? What would Spurs fans say to Rafa, in six words?….