The sickly sweet 2-man mutual appreciation society that consists of Cristiano Ronaldo and football bigwig Sepp Blatter continues to grow stronger by the day.
This time Ronaldo has declared that Blatter’s suggestion that modern footballers contracts are tantamount to slavery is bang on the money:

“I agree with the statements of the president, what he said is correct. You know what I said, what I want and what I would like. Now I have to wait and see what happens.” (The Times)

It is obvious to everyone why Ronaldo has endorsed Blatter’s comments; he wants to hotfoot it to the Bernabeu, but what of crazy Sepp Blatter? Football’s head honcho, known for trying to sex up women’s football by trying to push through tighter uniforms, is swiftly heading towards cloud cuckoo land….