The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys!
Tired of all the transfer tripe? Ever heard of a mysterious and shady character called the Legendary Transfer Shaman? No? Get yer arse over to Studs Up for a comic vignette so glorious you will never want to view anything else again. Pronto! (Studs Up)
“Say hello to my leeedul friend!!!”Bayern Munich and France superstar Franck Ribery seems to be letting all this fame and success rhubarb go straight to his head. (The Spoiler)
…And talking of heady optimism, this San Jose “newscaster” seems to be getting mouth-frothingly excited over new MLS signing Darren Huckerby, I think he has him confused with Pele. (The Spoiler)
Shocking reports are also wafting in that Cardiff gaffer Dave Jones is acting like Mr Big Shot all of a sudden, something that definitely needs to be nipped in the bud. (The Offside)
…And Finally – Mister Pip Neville has got an itch that will only ease when he lifts a trophy as Everton captain, maybe he should look into getting some cream for it instead… (BlueKipper)