The S*n crowns Everton as the “girliest” team in the Premier League…
by Dexter on July 23rd, 2008
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The S*n has today crowned Everton the girliest team in the Premier League.
Young Everton defender Jack Rodwell admitted in an online team diary that after a hard day of training in Switzerland, some of the squad went of to see a film, and it was their choice of viewing which caused the S*n to crown Everton the girliest of sides in the top flight.
The boss gave us some free time in the evening and a few of the lads, myself included, went to the cinema in the town to watch Sex and the City.(EvertonFC.com)
A slightly weird choice of film admittedly, and it got the S*n very hot and bothered after the news reached their newsdesk a good 13 days after young Master Rodwell’s actual posting (those S*n journo’s are nothing if not up-to-date):
WHEN the Manchester United team went to see CHRISTINA AGUILERA at the MEN I thought footie stars couldn’t be more camp.
But Everton have gone one better – with limp-wristed behaviour that deserves to be outed.
The metrosexual Toffees did some team-building by watching Sex And The City in Switzerland. (The S*n)
Here at the CaughtOffside favelas, we aren’t usually the type of precocious pipsqueaks to indulge in some pot-calling-kettle-black hypocrisy, but the S*n has really gone overboard with this craptastic story, a 13-day-old story. It is that, not Everton’s choice of film, which is the real embarrassment….
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Tagged Under: Everton FC, jack rodwell, Premier League, sex and the city
straight blue - July 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
maybe that was the only film being shown in english
mark - July 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
ditto..
Nick Toye - July 23rd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
What about the camp “Top Gun” esque goings on with the Spurs? Or does it not apply to Southerners?
Jonny Southworth(15) - July 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Whats wrong with “sex and the city” are lads not aloud to watch it.
Its like the colour pink, knowbody said this colour is for girls, this article is a waste of time and the ppl who did it need a life.
Jonny Southworth(15) - July 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 pm
What is wrong with “sex and the city”, can men not watch it?
Its like the colour pink, knobody said that thiss colour is only for girls.
This article is a waste of time and the people who did it need a life. (Probably Redshite Supporter)
Hornfinger - July 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I’m sorry, Jonny; are you suggesting that a Liverpool supporter could write for The S*n? If you knew fuck all about fuck all, then you’d know that is an oxymoron. Or, in terms you may understand, you’re a moron.
Truth - July 24th, 2008 at 9:47 am
That’s right Hornfinger, you keep blaming “The Sun” for a tragedy that was all your own making. I’m no fan of The Sun or any other tabloid for that matter but this set of supporter’s persecution complex is tiresome, they harp on about their victim status but we hear nothing about Heysel. If they really cared about Hillsborough then they would have learnt from their own mistakes, but no, still they tried to bully their way into the ground in Athens without tickets even stooping so low as to steal tickets from each other.
KFC - July 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Truth - absolutely spot on. They’re the biggest bunch of sh1thouses on the planet. Blame absolutely everybody else but themselves. “Kick-off was scheduled for 3:00 pm, with fans advised to take up their seats fifteen minutes beforehand. On the day of the match both radio and television advised that supporters without tickets should not attend”. So why were there so many supporters there without tickets? And how many that had bunked-in have come forward since and said i shouldn’t have been there, it wasn’t the polices fault. F’ing none, that’s how many.
MW EFC - July 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Truth & KFC - I’m a season ticket holder for 20 years at Everton, and i’ve got to say that gobsh*tes like you don’t deserve to be called Evertonians. How can you say that Hillsborough was all their own making? Even Evertonians had families and friends at Hillsborough. You are taking something meant as a joke in the Sun, and turning it in to an argument about people who lost their lives. Why? Not one kopite have blamed the sun for Hillsborough. They have boycotted it for blaming them for the tragedy. End of. Comments like that come from chavs who weren’t even born when Hillborough happened, or people who dont live in the city. Which are you? F**king idiots.
Truth - July 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Actually, I have family who almost died at Hillsborough.
Hornfinger brought Hilsborough into this discussion.
Who was to blame if not the fans who entered the ground without tickets?
It’s a shame you have to resort to petty name calling MW EFC, because there is actually a legitimate deabte to be had here. Who are you to decide who is fit to be evertonian? We all have a right to an opinion and mine is just as valid as yours, who are you the evertonian thought police?
redman - July 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
truth the twat most lfc fans like me got stuck in roadworks an never got d ground till 2.45 and we were dropped off at the forrest end then walked into the shambles that was the yorkshire police.