Charmless Chelsea chief exec tells Spurs, Newcastle, Villa and Everton to ‘get their houses in order’
by stresster on July 29th, 2008Just when you thought that Peter Kenyon couldn’t get any more unpopular, here is something which will surely do anything but endear him to the vast majority of football supporters. As we all know, Chelsea’s recent successes have been due in no small part to the club being bankrolled by a rich Russian oligarch, who has essentially changed the face of the Premier League as a result. However, this doesn’t stop the Blues chief executive protesting too much when someone claims that the division is now uncompetitive.
The Guardian find Kenyon in a bullish mood, claiming that the onus is on the UEFA Cup hopefuls to narrow the gap between themselves and the Big Four. While setting fire to some petty cash found in one of his drawers, he states that the likes of Tottenham and Everton need to get their act together - how very dare you!
When it was put to him that clubs outside the top four had been reduced to budgeting to finish 17th, he added: “I don’t meet that mentality on match day at Bolton or at Newcastle. Other teams in England should be knocking on our door: teams like Tottenham, Newcastle, Villa, Everton. It’s more about them getting their houses in order rather than us coming down to their level.”
If any club has their ‘house in order’, it’s surely Everton, who consistently achieve great things despite spending relatively little money every summer. Indeed, many would argue that Chelsea are the biggest financial shambles, operating at a loss every season to ensure that they can bring big-name stars to Stamford Bridge. Attack is clearly the best form of defence for Kenyon, who once again comes out with the sort of delusional bile that does his football club no favours.
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Tagged Under: Aston Villa FC, Chelsea FC, Everton FC, Newcastle FC, peter kenyon, Spurs



Bristol Spurs - July 29th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Tottenham and Everton DO have their houses ‘in order’ Mr Kenyon.
Unlike the self acclaimed ‘top 4′, neither club is running in debt. Surely a chief executive’s job is to ensure that house accounts are not in the red.
Sort your own house out first Kenyon!
spurfect one - July 29th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
chelsea certainly did not have there house in order before abramovich. at least clubs like spurs and everton operate off there own profit. whats gonna happen when the rich russian has had enough, they will be left with overpaid players beyond there means.
paul usa - July 29th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
You rode Sir Alex’s coat tails and now you just do whatever Abramovich tells you to do! Can’t believe I’m even responding!
Ger - July 29th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I think the 4th and 5th place team in the Premiership should play off for the last Champions league place. It would make it more interesting.
Anonymous - July 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
what an idiotic, ignorant comment. but it is no more than i expect from that smug cunt.
coming from the club that forced out the best manager they ever had and replaced him with a grumpy toad, gave him a 4-yr contract and sacked him 5 months later.
the club that has recently, and no doubt will in the future take massive hits on players transfer fees in and out
the club which is run at the worst operating turnover probably in the world
prick
see ya berbs and keano!!!!!!!! - July 29th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Kenyon is an idiot!! in the 5 years roman has been in chare chelsea have spent over 500 million, and to add insult to that it’s only a loan from roman, so mr kenyon WHEN roman wants to go it’s bye bye chelsea with a big hand from your fat kid in a sweet shop syndrome mr kenyon. I think that you will find that Tottenham and the over teams mentioned are much better off than chelsea!!!
Rich - July 29th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Twat………
Blue - July 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Yep Mr Kenyon is a twat…of the first order in fact.
OK then, if it’s so easy Mr K - leave your nice plush job at Chavski and come run Everton, Spurs or one of the other ‘out of order’ clubs for a year and lets see how you do?
shelf - July 29th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
How can us non top four teams compete when every time we get a good player the top four unsettle them and buy them off us you bald idiot?
Lloyd - July 29th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Ger 07.29.08 at 8:34 pm
I think the 4th and 5th place team in the Premiership should play off for the last Champions league place. It would make it more interesting.
YEAH MAN!! That’s a great idea! So:
The last game before the FA Cup Final is as follows: 4th & 5th Place teams playoff for Champions League place with 4th place team being the home team. Winner of this match goes to Champions League & Loser goes to UEFA CUP. The battle for 3rd & 4th would heat up as well as the battle for 5th % 6th!
Borat - July 29th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Wow Kenyon said all of that, without moving his lips and nothing but a Russian cock up his ass?
Pol - July 29th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Under ENIC Tottenham have either managed to either break even or make a small profit, this is despite spending over £70,000,000 on new players over the last couple of years. Perhaps if Mr. Kenyon was to exrtract his tounge from the arse of his second hand oil dealer he might wake up to the fact that the Stamford Bridge Darby and Joan club is not quite as solvent as he thinks. Still he can always ask Peter Risdale for advice when the bayliff’s start calling.
Toon - July 29th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
What a muppet that bloke is! Spurs, Villa and Everton are in my mind financially stable. Newcastle are getting there but I can’t wait for the day when Roman pulls the plug. We will quickly see a club that over the years has been buying trophies etc hit the wall.
Glen - July 29th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
hahahaha atleast our club (spurs) is run the way a football club should be. Itll be all the more rewarding getting into the CL playing (dare I say) arsenal-esque football after spending a fraction of what chavski spend on wages. Mark my words, there is now a top 5 in england.
LFC - July 29th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Everyone join me in telling him to f**k off
What did chelski win last year sweet f a thats what pompey got the FA CUP tottenham got the CARLING CUP and they didnt buy their trophies
magpie4lyk - July 29th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
what a fuckin muppet……
johnny g - July 29th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
kenyon you fucking bald twat, as soo as abramovich gets bored and buys into f1 you cunts will be relagated in 2 years. there is no way your club cannot sustain the stupid wages you pay, you cannot even fill your shitty stadium…..prick!
chief - July 29th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
baldy fudgepacker!!!
Ger - July 29th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
football fans unite!!!!!!
together we will crush kenyon as an army
brummies, geordies, spuds, and scousers lets show that loud mouth arse who he is!!!
DoubleVision - July 29th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
lol whatever as long as u beat rudolphs manure
bitter and twisted - July 29th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
You boys are so snappy…if you read what he actually said he implied that rather than artificial putting handicaps on the leaders, that the following pack should work harder to try and catch them. He also said that the premiership is not exclusive is being dominated by the same clubs each season. Barca and Madrid in spain ( although Valencia and Villereal are now pushing them). Juve, the two milans in Italy. Fenerbache/Galatasaray in Turkey. PSV, Ajax in Holland etc etc for example.
You are all so sad wishing another club to fail rather than wishing your own clubs to succeed. Exactly Kenyon’s point
joe - July 29th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
spurs definately have their house in order they dont run the club on a massive debt like chelsea and kenyon didnt waste any time leaving united for chelsea when he knew all that money was involved shd roman leave chelsea it will be the blues who will need to get their house in order the clubs that kenyon has mentioned what about the top 4 clubs all running on massive debts………
not posting comments too quickly as this is the first one. your mechanism is BROKEN - July 29th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
A very retarded comment from an idiot whose club taps up players from non-Big 4 clubs to stop them from ever being competitive
beef curtains - July 29th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
The comments of an ignorant,self opinionated no mark who if any other job without the financial clout that Chelski have would soon find himself exposed as inadequate.
P***k
geordieSpiderman - July 29th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
kenyon has his knob so far up roman, he will never get it out
EFC - July 29th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Everton finished in the top 4 too!
David Villa - July 30th, 2008 at 2:45 am
what?
Tipsy Mcstagger - July 30th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
EFC
Does the number five come before 4 now
School has changed since i was last there.
does this mean Villa finished in the top three then.
oh bollocks Im fucking confused.
Adam - July 30th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
What a Cheeky Bastard. He doesnt even do anything at Chealsea except gets bullied and ridiculed by Mr Abramovich
ourtetas view - July 31st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Tipsy - think efc was referring to everton finishing in the top 4 a couple of seasons ago,as kenyon was stating that the top 4 has always been the top for for years and isnt going to change unless the genuine football clubs get their house in order.
After today,my mind is changing slowly on teams chances of getting into the top 4.
Efc no signings,ceo leaves,strange rumblings goin on,again a top 6 finish is max at this moment in time,but i couldnt see anyone bar us breaking into the top 4.today spurs got bentley,and apparently in talks with paluychenko or whatever his name is and arshavin who is a very class outfit.
I have been arguing with spurs fans for months stating,you always big yourselves up about getting there,and its all talk,just like lfc with their “title ambitions” (which they are doin again this year,what a joke)but i am seriously wondering weather this could be their season.
If spurs get the 2 russians,they could have one hell of a squad. they got a cracker of a deal for rk,20 mill is a fortune,his is very good but not that good.
for me,if they get a couple more decent signings they could finish top 3.
as for my team efc,its getting quite frustrating,but,it wouldnt be efc if we didnt have a summer of drama.
good luck to the genuine clubs of our league,from 5th to 20th.
ballack13 - July 31st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
u idiots…..chelsea is owned by the 15th richest man in the world…..so chelsea as a football club would come under ambramovich’s overall business….he would lose more on the stock exchange each day than what he pays all players each week….infact its probably covered by his bank account interest….while chelsea may be running at a loss as a sole entity, it would definetly not be affecting the bigger picture….now lets go get kaka shall we? hahahaha dickheads
ourtetas view - July 31st, 2008 at 2:07 pm
oooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!put ya handbag away mr no ballacks,ya a window licker and everyone on this board knows it,do you have your prawn sandwiches cut in triangles or squares,do one soft lad,your out of your league when it comes to a real footie fan,go polish your car!
Donavan Ried - August 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I am a Liverpool fan who thinks that King Kevin was our greatest ever player. I have always surported and adopted as my second team any team Kevin Kegan as managed. In the first game that finished 4-3 i found myself cheering when Newcastle sorced and when Liverpool sorced, wanting Liverpool to win but not wanting Newcastle to lose. GIVE KEGAN TIME TO BUILD, it will be harder for you this time round as before you were going places a top three club. It will be harder to attracted top class plays until you start finishing further up the table. GOOD LUCK. P.S Heskey would be a great buy for you as he and Owen know one another so well