The TEN WORST Premier League players EVER! Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham Manchester United, Everton, Chelsea fans get voting!
by Mr Comfort on August 14th, 2008
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Everyone loves a top ten list and we’re no different. Why not help us come up with a definitive list so that we can then conduct a super-scientific poll to find the truly worst player ever to earn his living in the cash-rich Premier League?
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Sure there are the obvious candidates, Sergei Rebrov, Istvan Kozma, Marco Boogers, Igors Stepanovs, Eric Djemba-Djemba and Li Wei-Feng are names that will haunt their respective clubs, but there are far many more who are also equally deserving of a spot on this list.
We have even given you a helpful cut and paste thingy to help you come up with your list, feel free to name and shame as many as you feel necessary and they will be added up by our human calculator to help us define the top ten list to beat all top ten lists!
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Tagged Under: arsenal fc, everton fc, liverpool fc, Manchester United, Premier League, Spurs, tottenham, West Ham United
Jack - August 14th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Gary Doherty (Spurs) - Has scored both with a lob and a diving header against his own goalkeeper.
Tom - August 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Andy Booth, on loan at Tottenham. Made Doherty look like Pele
paul williams - August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Per Kroldrup
tom - August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Ten WORST Premier League Players ever!
1. lehmann
2. toure
3.sagna
4. bendnar
5. vela
6. rosiky
7. hleb
8. steve bould
9. nigel winterburn
10. fabianski
A Caravan of Love - August 14th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Is it West Ham? Its is isn’t it
Jimmytwosaints - August 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Ramon Vega, Ramon Vega, Ramon Vega, Ramon Vega, Ramon Vega and Ramon Vega
benny - August 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Arsenal
The G Man - August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Booby Mims has to be there.
Dave - August 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
LOL to Tom..you know its true..best selection of top 10 worst
flying hotspur - August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Oi, don’t knock the ginger pele! (he was truly f@cking awful though)
Coops - August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Bernard Diomede, Jean-Alain Boumsong, and Winston Bogarde.
Does anyone remember Ali Dia? His agent made out he was a Senegalese international and Southampton signed him when in actual fact he’d failed a trial at Rotherham days before. He came on as a sub and was replaced 50 minutes later. He was released 2 weeks into his contract.
james - August 14th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
1 biscan
2 Djemba djemba
3 Kleberson
4 Doherty
5 Blanc
6 Taricco
7 Veron
8 Anton ferdinand
9 Evra
10 Balaban
Yiddo - August 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
just a few from the top of my head!
Thimothee Atouba
Moussa Siab
Nicola Berti
Grzegorz Rasiak
GHALY GHALY GHALY
Flange - August 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Massimo Taibi - Worst without doubt.
Winston Bogarde was a shocker too
Andy - August 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Ali Dia of course, the man signed by Graeme Souness just to last half-a-game for Southampton in 1996.
“His performance on the field after he came on to replace Le Tissier “was unbelievable. He ran around the pitch like Bambi on ice, it was very very embarrassing to watch.” Yet according to the team’s physiotherapist on Sunday morning Dia “turned up for treatment of an injury” and “then he left, and we never saw him again … “
Revan - August 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
spurs .. spurs.. spurs.. spurs.. spurs ..
spurs.. spurs.. spurs ..
spurs.. spurs.. spurs.. spurs..
and spurs.
Til - August 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Ditk Kuyt/ Jermaine Pennant/ Andrei Voronin/Fernando Morientez/ Igor Biscan/ Titus Bramble/ Jean Alan Boumsong/ Josemi/ Antonio Nunez / Andre Shevchenko
Me & your Mum - August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Tom………….. Brilliant lol
Spanky Monkey - August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Juan Veron (Price Tag to Performance ratio alone)
TK - August 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Ten WORST Premier League Players ever!
1. Robinson
2. Lennon
3. HuddleSTONES
4.Chimbonda
5.Berbatov
6.Keane
7.Ghaly
8.Darren Bent
9.Jenas
10.King
tom - August 14th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
how about 10 worst managers anyone??
1. Glenn roeder
2.Glenn roeder
3.Glenn roeder
4.Glenn roeder
5.Glenn roeder
6.Glenn roeder
7.Glenn roeder
8.Glenn roeder
9.Glenn roeder
10. wenger the paedaphile
tom - August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Tk suck my left one
leon - August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
shurely titas bramble would top this list?
Anonymous - August 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
1.Justin Edingborough
2.Steve Morrow
3.Thomas Brolin
4.Clive Wilson
5.Inamoto
6.Toda!
7.Poborski
8.Cygan
9.Morientes
10.Doherty
mark - August 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Gary Neville
jerome - August 14th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
1.pele
2. maradona
3. kaka
4.c. ronaldo
5. ronaldinho
6.maldini
7.ronaldo
8.messi
9. eto’o
10. antoine sibierski
Socceroo - August 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Fernando Morientes… damn, he was so pathetic. My personal #2 though, is Manchester United’s Gary Neville and please don’t even try to convince me that he’s at least a poor defender…
mike - August 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
francis jeffers…hands down
Irish Spur - August 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Ali Dia, wasn’t he meant to be related to George Weir, I remember must have been very embarrassing for Graeme Souness, shows his management skills though, must be almost as embarrassing as Ar5ena1s carling cup side in last years semi final
Wobbly Bob - August 14th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
1 Claus Thomsen
2 Marc Hottiger
3Brett Angel
4Igor Biscan
5Florin Radiciou
6Marc Delaney
7Micky Quinn
8Torben Piechnik
9John Jenson
10Thomas Brolin
Tommy Harmer - August 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Like to put in a special word for Grzegorz Rasiak!!
BringBackBananas - August 14th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
boumsong
that bald guy for united, cantonas mate… prunier?
ali dia
marcelino (6 months out with a broken finger)
pretty much anyone signed by grahame souness (apart from Morten Gamst Pederson)
taibi/carroll/ricardo - any back-up goalkeeper fergie signed
houllier and benitezs squad players (le tallec, biscan, josemi etc….)
titus shambles
nelson vivas
cygan/senderos - are these guys the same person?
zekk67 - August 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
1. Phil Neville (can’t decide which position he is good at, then realised it is his own quality which is in question)
2. Karel Poborsky (Poor replacement for Kanchelskis)
3. Darren Fletcher (huge expectations, little to offer)
4. Gary Neville (can’t defend, problems supporting attack, no sportsmanship to speak of)
5. Djemba-Djemba (who?)
6. Alan Smith (good striker with Leeds, but prospect ruined by Fergie)
7. Tomas Kuszczak (I could score 10 past him in 20 minutes)
8. Andy “Over the bar at point blank” Cole (nickname says it all)
9. Nani (he can’t hold the ball, runs blindly, no wonder Fergie wants Silva)
10. Cristiano Ronaldo (his attitude and loyalty, flaunts too much)
kev - August 14th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
KUYT,DIA,DJEMBADJEMBA,RONALDO,JOSEMI,NUNEZ,MORIENTES, what was the name of the man u keeper that played a couple of games is it tiabe or whatever it is anyway he was crap and there’s DIOUF,PENNANT, i could go all day with this
Peter - August 14th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
REBROV!!!!
dave - August 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
paul robinson
anton ferdinand
nigel quashie
mido
voronin
carson
ronaldo(would be better at swimming and dancing, he’s a diver)
anelka(WHEN AT CHELSEA)
leacock(derby)(stupid arse)
chimbonda(wanker)
pat - August 14th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
spurs, spuds berbatov(man Utd)lennon
Revan - August 14th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Has everyone forgotten Rasiak, he was a pile of pants he was.
1. Taibi
2. Doherty
3. Dean Austin
4. Parker (Man U)
5. Boulahrouz
6. Freud
7. Hleb
8. Acimovic
9. Rasiak
10. Forlan
11. Rosenthal
thats goona be one of the worst 11 ever to play in the Prem.
wibe - August 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
These should all be up there with the worst:
Andriy Voronin
Harry Kewell
Bernard Diomede
Salif Diao
Jean Michel Ferri
Jan Kromkamp
Sean Dundee
Mauricio Pellegrino
Josemi Rey
Bruno Cheyrou
Nils from Norway - August 14th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Wel, I would say that Sean Dundee should be on the list( Coming as top goal scorer in germany) , then you have Bernard Diomede, he dident realy make people junp of their seats.
BUT at the top of every list of bad PL players should the new and promising Zinedin zedan, the man with the white boots and nothing else:
Bruno Cheyrou.
AND to tom:
You forgot Graeme Souness, he has, if not at the same extent as Glenn Rodeer, the same ability to make everything he touches into Shit.
Marwan - August 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
1. Drogba
2. Mrs. Ronaldo
3. Robinson
4. Gary Neville
5. Phil Neville
6. Cashley Hole
7. Flamoney
8. Berbatov
9. Ruud van Nisterpoor
10. Shrek
11. Bent
12. King
13. SPURS SPURS SPURS
Tottenham OZSpur - August 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Balaban,no doubt.This fucker living few doors next to me and I can’t realise who is paying bulks like him
Daz yid - August 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
1. Jason Dozzell
2. Ben “the thug” thatcher
3. Anthony Gardner Thank you Hull!!!
4. Nicola Berti
5. Paolo Tramezzani
6. Bobby Mimms
7. Moussa Saïb
8. Andy Booth
9. Stuart Nethercot
10. Gary “the Ginger pele” Doherty
Bossman - August 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Frank Sinclair has got to pip Shitus Bramble to the post surely?!??
Anonymous - August 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ALBERT LUQUE - NEWCASTLE (PAID TO DO NOTHING) ,,,
GAIZKA MENDIETA - MIDDLESBROUGH (GR8 UN EXPECTATIONS)
SHEZY - August 14th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
ALBERT LUQUE - NEWCASTLE (PAID TO DO NOTHING) ,,,
GAIZKA MENDIETA - MIDDLESBROUGH (GR8 UN EXPECTATIONS)
TomTraubert - August 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Paul Mahorn & Dave McEwen (both Spurs)
GanpatiGooner - August 14th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Igor Stepanovs made Pascal Cygan look like Tony Adams
ian - August 14th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
got to be Thomas Brolin
utter joke
gunner87 - August 14th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Kleberson, akinbiyi,veron (talented but 28 million waste of money)
jeffers,cacapa jordi cryuff ( son of johan) jody morris,
98% of tottenhams signings over the past 10 years.
yeo_lfc - August 14th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
1. VORONIN
2. VORONIN
3. VORONIN
4. VORONIN
5. VORONIN
6. VORONIN
7. VORONIN
8. VORONIN
9. VORONIN
10. VORONIN
Shite Hart Lane - August 14th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
TOM
your whole family have aids
and as for worst premier league players - spurs pre ramos era
tom - August 14th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
i here that nils
Grab your knees - August 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
titus bramble, jutchi inamoto and francais jeffers have to be up there
I hate the yidos - August 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Tom where do u live?
Bilal - August 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
1 bobby mimms
2 tony adams
3 nethercott
4 shitus bramble
5 winston(show me the money) bogarde
6 florent malouda
7 danny(mercenary) murphy
8 nicola berti
9 rasiak
10 marco boogers
11 rebrov
Jonty - August 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
1. Vinnie Sideways
2. Chris Armstrong
3. Jason Lee
4. Iain Dowie
5.Marco Materazzi
6.Carlton Palmer
7.Sergei Rebrov
8.Ben Thatcher
9.Hossam Ghaly
10.Mido
Billy blue - August 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Ten WORST Premier League Players ever!
1. Djemba Djemba
2. Gus Caesar
3. Roque Junior
4. Frank Sinclair
5. Massimo Taibi
6. Titus Bramble
7. Bruno Cheyrou
8. Nicky Summerbee
9. Carlton Palmer
10. Liam Miller
wez ham - August 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
titus bramble
Mercer - August 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
VORONIN
and ill add and 11th for VORONIN
gunner - August 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
andriy voronin… wot a joke!
silvestre…does he actually do anything to warrant getting his trophies n medals with Manure.
andriy shevchencko…wot a cunt! get all tht money for like 4 goals or sumin, ridiculous.
N above all Michael FUCKIN Dawson of spurs lol gotta be the shittest player in prem history!!!!!
Corinne - August 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
djim traore has defiantly got to be one of the worst! cant believe he hasnt got a mention yet
Corinne - August 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
djimi traore has defiantly got to be one of the worst! cant believe he hasnt got a mention yet
calvo - August 14th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
1.taibi 7.diao
2.sinclair 8.dia
3.bramble 9.berti
4.bogarde 10.dundee
5.edinburgh 11.akinbeye…..beat THAT!!!!!!!!
6.kleberson
Ferg - August 14th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Only one vote for Paulo Tremazzani???
He’s quite easily Spurs worst player in their entire history. Anyone voting any other Spurs player, but not him is simply deluded.
ARSE-------NILLLLLLLLLLLLL - August 14th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
THE WHOLE FUCKIN ARSENIL SQUAD ALL WANKERS INC WENGER………………………………………
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THE WHOLE FUCKIN ARSENIL SQUAD ALL WANKERS INC WENGER..
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THE WHOLE ARSENIL SQUAD INC WENGER
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THE WHOLE ARSENIL SQUAD INC WENGER
Dubaian - August 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
So hard to name and shame 10, so I’ll go by position:
GK - Taibi, Bywater, Walker
Def- Tramezzani, Prunier, Boumsong, Bramble, Doherty, Gardner
Mid- Dominguez, Kleberson, Jordi Cryuff, Jody Morris, Korsten, Cheyrou, Acimovic and Hossam the twat Ghaly
Att- Ali Dia, Boogers, Balaban, Lee (Forest), Brolin, Rasiak
Management - Christian Gross, Glenn Roeder
Think you would have the Prem’s 1st 0 point squad with that shower of crap
tindo - August 14th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
justin hoyte
boumsong
bramble
babayaro
voronin
djemba-jemba
titi camara
francis jeffers
AdoHus - August 14th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
1.KUYT - The worst player ever
manutdforlife!!!!!! - August 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
in a value for money sense shevchencko is the worst ever!!!!!!
Renju Abraham - August 14th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Djimi Traore - quite simply the man we are looking for
shkumbin - August 15th, 2008 at 12:59 am
TOOOOOOOOOOOM -U HAVE PUT THERE THE BEST PLAYERS,I REALLY THINK EVE WHEN U PUT THEM I JUST HAVE KNOWN THEY ARE VERY GOOD AND WILL BEAT U SPURS AGAIN
shkumbin - August 15th, 2008 at 1:01 am
SEE U THIS SEASEN -ALL OF U MAN U FANS LIVER FANS CHELSKE FANS AND U SPU FANS-
shkumbin - August 15th, 2008 at 1:02 am
ARSENAL
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LOVE FROM ALBANIAN-LOVE FROM KOSOVO
PENIS HEAD - August 15th, 2008 at 2:25 am
[1] SALIF DIAO
[2] BRUNO CHEYROU
[3] JAN KRONKAMP
[4]MAURICIO PELLEGRINO
[5] DJIMI TRAORE
[6] EL HADJI DIOUF
[7] STEPHAN WARNOCK
[8] SCOTT CARSON
[9] FERNANDO MORIENTES
[10] GERARD HOULLIER >>> THE MOST WORST !!!!!
Looney Toon! - August 15th, 2008 at 3:14 am
Carl Cort, Marcelinho, Hugo Viana, Stephen Glass, Titus Shambles, Luque, Smith, Boumsong, Bassedas. After Keegan(except for bobby), all the other managers have been buying tarts!
neeraj - August 15th, 2008 at 7:19 am
the whole team off man u
Revan - August 15th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Who the hell used my name at the top!!!!! I would never say spurs as worst 11, who ever did it was a wanker!!!!
hyypia - August 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Luke Chadwick of Man Utd
Not a Chelsea fan - August 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Ten WORST Liverpool Premier League Players ever!
1.Vladimir Smicer (even with the CL final goal)
2.Djimi Traore
3.Igor Biscan
4.Dirk Kuyt
5.Sami Hyppia
6.Anthony Le Tallec
7.Fernando Morientes
8.Emile Heskey
9.Domonic Matteo
10.Phil Babb
Ha ha - August 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Looney Toon what a call with good old Titus! My God how that man ever made a living as anything other than a bin man amazes me. And people keep buying him….although he is good for 5 goals a season……own goals that is! Big dopey idiot he needs to retire and quit while he’s only this far behind!
AAMM14 - August 17th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
all manu squads are stinky and worst ever ……………………
s4e - August 17th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
reyes he was a right wanker like all arsenil supporters
cr3zyid125 - August 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
the whole of the arsenal eam they are SCUM
Tom your mum makes a shitty breakfast
and tell her that themoney under the pillow
Big John - August 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I’m suprised at some of these absured suggestions that players such as Hyypia and Adams have been mentioned in the worst players…..have a quiet little word with yourself…..here goes…
The Worst players to roam the premier league:
Tiabi (MAn U)
McShane (Sunderland)
Moore (Derby)
Prunier (Man U)
Stepanovs (Arsenal)
Dia (Saints)
Djemba Djemba (Man U)
Stamp (Boro)
Boogers ( West Ham)
DIawara ( Arsenal)
Doherty (Norwich/Spurs)
Anonymous - August 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Does no one remember robbie savage????? useless diving shitheaded twat
jimbobmywints - August 30th, 2008 at 12:11 am
there’s some cracking candidates there, cant believe there’s only been a couple of mentions for the new zidane, good ol bruno cheyreu, then theres the othr clampits, florent sinama pongolle and le tellec.
At the minute tho, you cant beat tiitus bramble, no positioning,no concentration…. nightmare. Thanks god we’ve got ferdinand, terry, king, woodgate etc cos if he played for england….well, we’d be shitter than we are now!!
Toon - August 31st, 2008 at 11:55 am
This is the team to try to loose against, THESE PLAYERS SUCKKKS:
MANAGER: Steve McClaren
J. Speroni
Mr O.G. Sinclair, Claus Thomsen, Ramon Vega, Bogarde
Chadwick, Brian Pinas, Alexanderusless
Martin Pringler, DOng GOOK, Balaban
joe - August 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
revan is a twat
Aubrey and Dad - October 8th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
In our opinion Manchester is the worst up the hammers all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s. stop taking our players and do NOT rag on WEST HAM UNTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobs your uncle - October 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
kostinos chalkias
phillip senderos
andy obrien
david wheater
titus bramble
laurent robert
aliou cisse
bolo zenden
giannis skopelitis
EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR
AZAR KARADAS
Laura - November 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
RONALDO!!!! he is the biggest prick ever!! and i absolutley hate him
Laura - November 1st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
all the players in Manchester united !! i can not stand the team, liverpool all the way!!