Middlesbrough v Tottenham : The REAL player ratings!
by Mr Comfort on August 17th, 2008
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Was it a barnstorming game or a damp squib? Who had a ‘mare’ and who was on the money? You decide with our lovely cut and paste thingy!
See below the line-ups, then simply give your personal rating for each player and cut and paste the whole thing into the comments box. Then see how your fellow fans scored the game.
Middlesbrough:
Jones
Wheater
Huth
Pogatetz
Taylor
Aliadiere
Shawky
O’Neil
Downing
Alves
(Mido 82)
Sanli
(Digard 72)
Tottenham:
Gomes
Zokora
Dawson
Woodgate
Assou-Ekotto
(O’Hara 76)
Lennon
(Bale 65)
Jenas,
Modric,
Bentley
Giovanni
(Berbatov 65)
Bent.
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Tagged Under: Middlesbrough FC, Premier League, tottenham
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Paul - August 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Middlesbrough:
6 - Jones
8 - Wheater
7 - Huth
7 - Pogatetz
6 - Taylor
7 - Aliadiere
6 - Shawky
6 - O’Neil
7 - Downing
8 - Alves
(Mido 82)
8 - Sanli
(Digard 72)
Tottenham:
6 - Gomes
6 - Zokora
4 - Dawson
7 - Woodgate
5 - Assou-Ekotto
(O’Hara 76)
5 - Lennon
(Bale 65)
6 - Jenas,
5 - Modric,
5 - Bentley
7 - Giovanni
(Berbatov 65)
6 - Bent.
Jon - August 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Jones 6 (nothing to do cause spurs are shit)
Wheater 8
Huth 8
Pogatetz 6
Taylor 6
Aliadiere 8
Shawky 7
O’Neil 7
Downing 7
Alves 7
(Mido 82) 9
Sanli
(Digard 72)
Tottenham:
Gomes 3
Zokora 3
Dawson 4
Woodgate 4
Assou-Ekotto 4
(O’Hara 76)
Lennon 4
(Bale 65) 3
Jenas, 3 (Captain marvel, what a joke)
Modric, 4 (over rated)
Bentley 3 (what a waste of money You really have not got a clue)
Giovanni 4 (wont be long before he wants to join a big club)
(Berbatov 65) 3 (cant wait to join a big club)
Bent. he certainly is also he is shit
Spurs will be lucky if they finish in the top half this season.
Dickhead fans will be calling for Ramos head by xmas!!
jordache halifax - August 17th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Middlesbrough:
Jones 5
Wheater 8
Huth 7
Pogatetz 6
Taylor 6
Aliadiere 5
Shawky 5
O’Neil 6
Downing 8
Alves 7
(Mido 82) 7
Sanli 9
(Digard 72) 6
Tottenham:
Gomes 6
Zokora 6
Dawson 6
Woodgate 6
Assou-Ekotto 3
(O’Hara 76) 7
Lennon 5
(Bale 65) 7
Jenas, 6
Modric, 1
Bentley 2
Giovanni 7
(Berbatov 65) 7
Bent. 6
crap team - August 17th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Tottenham:
0 - Gomes
0 - Zokora
0 - Dawson
0 - Woodgate
0 - Assou-Ekotto
0 -(O’Hara 76)
0 - Lennon
0 - (Bale 65)
minus 100 - Jenas,
0 - Modric,
0 - Bentley
0 - Giovanni
0 - (Berbatov 65, c**t)
0 - Bent
true yid - August 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
i dont careeeeeeeeeeee….fort we was gona do good this season but i was wrong coz we are fucking shittttttttttttt top 4 my asss lol
Rob - August 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
John your a prick and a rapists baby
Look In The Mirror! - August 17th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I see there are several comments from people who want the English game to consist of 4 teams
Juande - August 17th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Mr Comfort gets 0 out of 10 for a rubbish article, shame on you
harry carter - August 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
jon is a shitcunt prob dont even understand football….fat northen pie muncher
dave notsokeane - August 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
DANIEL”wants to buy every midfield player in the world and sells the worlds best attack ever mido,berbatov,defo,keane, jamain went for pennys while we buy darren (if i won the lottery youd not be worth my 16 mil) bent and what ashton maybe for 20 mil when keane is worth only 19 mil LEAVY… BEEN SPURS SINCE 1978 WHEN I WAS 6… A CRAP SEASON AND ILL BE LOOKING FOR A TRANSFER TOO……….a board of wa(kers…. bring back suger all is forgiven.
Ramos is King - August 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
What a bunch of muppets you lot all are! One game and the season is over? Middlesbrough at home is quite a difficult game, as many a bigger side has found out. Give it time and you will see what Ramos is building.
Paul, I agree with your ratings and Rob I agree that Jon is a prick.
5555555555555555555-1 - August 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
JON FUCK OFF TO YOUR ARSENIL SHIT AS LONG AS WE BEAT YOU WANKERS THAT IS THE MAIN POINT………
dave notsokeane - August 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
12 pre-season goals for Bent this guy could get the golden boot in the vauxhall conf.. the ones I seen was sitters(the sort the bloke misses in the regular season) buy Henry for the 20 mil and get rid of SulkItToff lets face it at the time he kept the scum affloat, at least he can speak english more than ramos can, poyets running the team and ramos just pulls the grim faces on the big matches in carling cup
ANONONYMOUS - August 17th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
A COUPLE OF GOONERS WROTE ON THIS SITE SURELY……..
DON’T FORGET YOU PLAYED AGAINST A TEAM WHO IS FAVOURITE FOR RELEGATION AND PLAYED AT HOME,……….
Dimitar Berbatov - August 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I’m not leaving okay, so just drop it
Paul - August 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Bora away is a bad game to start the season. Spurs are a new team up against a well established underated side like bora. I wasnt shocked at all to see this result as I believe Bora could be this seasons Everton. Spurs are still way to lightweight in the middle and desperately need a midfield general as well as a consistant defender to partner Woodgate at the back. Berba needs to go ASAP, we cant keep playing him, he is a negative influence on the team and if he picks up an injury now we can kiss goodbye to £25-£30mill!
N17 - August 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Middlesbrough: who gives a f*ck.not in europe and will finish below Spurs AGAIN
Tottenham:
6 - Gomes
6 - Zokora (why is he at right back?????)
2 - Dawson (shoulda kept Kaboul and got rid of Dawson)
7 - Woodgate
0- Assou-Ekotto(absolute SH*T belongs at boro)
(O’Hara 76)
4 - Lennon (no final ball as usual)
(Bale 65)
5 - Jenas (erm was he meant to be defensive or attacking midfielder for this game???)
5 - Modric (see Jenas)
8 - Bentley(watch this space LEGEND in the making)
7 - Giovanni (see Bentley)
(Berbatov 65)
7 - Bent (played as lone striker for large part of game).
dave notsokeane - August 17th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Middlesbrough:
Jones W
Wheater H Wa%ker
Huth 10 O
Pogatetz C
Taylor A
Aliadiere R
Shawky E
O’Neil S
Downing Tw4t
Alves your not the ex savilla alves so who the fook are you
(Mido 82) Daniel Cash in the forwards leavy that goal was for you
Sanli
(Digard 72)
Tottenham:
Gomes please go for the ball and punch some sence into SulkItOff
Zokora do some drama mate
Dawson dont head the ball out against spam in dying secounds
Woodgate love your freak goals mate
Assou-Ekotto arseh*le - ekotto what sort of a name is that
(O’Hara 76) not his fault
Lennon imagine if he would of been called john
(Bale 65) (Out) to a bigger club as leavy breeds players just to sell on
Jenas, jenas transfer to venus b4 sep 1st
Modric, the new ossie….. well in frame if not in mind
Bentley if only a game was about set pieces
Giovanni 3 goals for barcalona for us 1 in each comp if were lucky
(Berbatov 65) 28 million pounds of bench heater
Bent. bring back ginger pele need i say more
Stephen Hawkins - August 17th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Leavys just signed me for 50 million after i get clearance to get my chair on the pitch will be press conf soon
south american monkey - August 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
im worth over 30 mil and berbs worth 25????????
shaneanderson - August 17th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
didnt get to see the game, just aswell, cant understand asso playing, why zokora at rb, what happened to gunter, king?. dawson seems to be going through some crisses, come on ramos sort it out, i got £50. on us this season, as every year built up just to get dropped as always, well thats what comes with being a tottenham fan. if the players felt half the same as the supporters about this club we would be top two every season. before the window closes get rid of jermain anus, get huddleston in there, anus as always plays when he wants, on a possitive note bentley always trys, well done mate your living the dream, coys, ff s
spurs4life - August 17th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
JON GO FUCKING SIT ON ARSENE WENGER
DICK U PUSSY
billy the yid - August 17th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
if berbatov is valued @£30m by ramarse why leave him on bench.
great manager? i think not.
s4e - August 17th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
look guys this is the first match of the season,don’t forget king and hutton were missing, and boro are not an easy to beat at home.
Jon - August 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
You guys are pricks. You will finish 12th again like every year.
Berbatov just wants to play for a big team so did keane.
You cant be mad at them for that, small teams like spurs, fulham, bolton and wba must realise that if a big team come knocking players will leave.
Get over it you might win the 2 bob cup again this year cause none of the big teams play there first team
FABREGAS - August 17th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
JON THE RETARD THAT IS WHY FLAMINI AND HLEB LEFT ARSENIL WANKERS COS THEY WANTED TO PLAY FOR A BIG CLUB,AT LEAST WE WON A MAJOR CUP HONOUR YOU WON FUCK ALL .
55555555555555-1 - August 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
YOU WERE FIGHTING FOR THE 2 BOB CUP IN SEASON 2007 AGAINST CHELSEA YOU JON THE RETARD, STUPID.
Jon - August 17th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
You beat Arsenal’s youth team to win the potless cup so you should be proud.
If only you could move to a bigger stadium you might be able to compete with the likes of Everton and Villa.
jake - August 17th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
your all a bunch ov cockney twats u just cnt face the fact that boro are a better side than u. il enjoy wen we beat u at home just to top the icing on the cake. ur shit n u always wil be lol
Spurs - August 17th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I am spurs fan, and I am not blind. We were shit and we will contiune to be shit, unless we
1. Play a proper left windeg
2. Sell Bertatov
3. Buy two world class forwards, one tall.
4. BUY a Defensive midfielder
5. Play King regular
6. Start playing as a team.
Then we will win things, it will not be our season until this happens. I can see most of this happening apart from the defensive midfielder, which is the main reason why we are shit. It did not work for O.Ard, why would it work for Ramos. Bring back Gerry Francis, at least he knows how essential this postion is!
jake - August 17th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
oryt prest ibiza in 2 weeks lol da gypsey crew
jake - August 17th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
supa dupa dupa, on the way 2 da bubble n kris, dj tiesto is guna b fukin amazin whoo whoo, the boro boys on the go wiv the lyrical flow.
Bubble and Chris - August 17th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Big shout out for the Boro! The best Team number 1!
jake - August 17th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
oryt bubble u cumin 2 c me wen a get bak 2 me home town of le boro
Bubble and Chris and Presty - August 17th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
2 ryt loving it all the way the costa del boro is home sweet home c u soon jake
Wog trotter - August 17th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Spurs!
jake - August 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I am gay
davspurs - August 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
WHEN THE TESTERS MOVE IN THE BURRA WILL BE IN THE BASMENT WITH STOKE MIDO WILL BE FAT ALEVES AND TUCAY WILL BE IN REHAP WITH NO NO NO AMY WHINEHOUSE AND SPURS WILL BE UP CHELSEAS ARSE WAITING TO OVERTAKE THEM AT THE PEAK. OH AND I WILL BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL SOMWHERE. SHOUTING COYS
MM - August 17th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
JON THE RETARD IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE W2HAT TEAM ARSENIL PLAYED, THE FACT REMAINS YOU WERE BEATEN 555555555555555555555-1 YOU ASS HOLE…
FAB - August 17th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I WANT TO MOVE TO A BIGGER CLUB.