Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
A slightly despairing COS forum user and Tottenham supporter ‘nuttypoop’ posted a message begging people to give him a reason to live after Spurs’ shocking start to the season. So please try to help him off the window ledge by either posting your helpful six words or indeed visiting the COS forum thread itself by clicking here!
You could probably write an essay about this. Well, tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.