First came news that Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was scrimping over the suits of his players, making them pick up the tab for their sartorial needs. Next came word that Ashley hadn’t completed his due diligence and so was completely unaware that his team still owed instalments on several players.
Add to this the fact that manager Kevin Keegan and director Dennis Wise seem to be operating from different planets, and you have yourself a noxious blend of ignorance…
The latest news in the Newcastle United saga is that, according to tabloid paragons of truth The S*n, they have shambled over to Real Madrid, cap in hand, to ask for Argentine Javier Saviola on loan. And they don’t want to pay his wages either (!).

NEWCASTLE cheekily asked Real Madrid to take JAVIER SAVIOLA on loan but not pay his weekly £125,000 salary.(The S*n)

Are things really that bad at Newcastle that they can’t even offer to pay a slice of Saviola’s wages? Or are all funds being directed towards Little Mickey Owen’s new contract?

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