What can Spurs do to get their season back on track in SIX WORDS!
by Mr Comfort on August 25th, 2008
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Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
After two disappointing performances and, more importantl,y two defeats, many Spurs fans will be wondering what has gone wrong. Do the new players just need time to gel with their team-mates? Is the Dimitar Berbatov saga affecting matters on the pitch? Does Juande Ramos need to spend more to get the team back on track?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.
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Tagged Under: Premier League, tottenham
{ 142 comments read them or add one }
Neil - August 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Get rid of the Sulky Bulgarian berbatov
blobby - August 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
thats 7
Dan - August 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Dump Berba, Sign Arshavin, Kick Ass
adam - August 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
neil, that’s seven words - unlike me.
lee - August 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
holding midfielder, defender and two strikers
Hot-Spur10 - August 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Jenas Bent Out Arshavin Huntelaar In
Camel with the Hump - August 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Keep Berbatov, buy Arshavin, Barry and Corluka.
EngNor - August 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Play players in their correct position.
RoundTheCorner - August 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Fuck Berba, Sign Hunter, Sign Veloso
Ramses - August 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
sell berbs, buy arshavin-huntelaar-falcao
loozegear - August 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Buy back Keane, Defoe and Carrick
hugh jass - August 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Leave Arshavin, Keep Berbatov, Buy Podolski.
Ellz - August 25th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
ARSHAVIN IN BERBA OUT HUNTERLAAR IN
SteveC - August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
this is a fucking pointless exercise
CLYDE - August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
veloso-arshavin-CORLUKA-hunter-falcao NOW!
Ellz - August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
ALSO Falcao IN VELOSO IN
sean anthony - August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
out berby,
bring in Arshavin, hesky
2xs - August 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
buy the worlds best eleven players!!!
spurfect one - August 25th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER
Mike hunt - August 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
protect nature, sleep with Panda bears
CLYDE - August 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
sean a u mad son
CLYDE - August 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
heskey???is this a joke?
peterock - August 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
lee at 1:28 got it spot on
joe - August 25th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
berba out anybody just anybody in
Darren Anderton - August 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Stop selling our best players!!! Period.
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
sell berbatov get two strikers now!
sean anthony - August 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
at least hesky will score goals unlike bent
Darren Anderton - August 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
but still sell boohooing baby berbaatov
war - August 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
top 4 this season? ha ha..
Canadian Gooner - August 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
To the championship where you belong!!!
Darren Anderton - August 25th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
swop berba for eto and gudjohnson
Gazza - August 25th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Give me a job… pretty please????
leroy dexter - August 25th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
whip dem berba arse real good
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
buy some big strong boy’s… mmm
Borat - August 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Huntelaar and a good defensive midfielder- Now!
Ben - August 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
serves you yiddos f—– right
denboy - August 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I have two solutions for us
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@Gooner - Arsenal Kids, welcome to reality
denboy - August 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Fence off our goalmouth area immediately
denboy - August 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
try and play with thirteen players
Beach_Bum - August 25th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
SELL THE CLUB.GET LEVY OUT
Borat - August 25th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
P.S And this is not to rescue Spurs season but would make me fee a whole lot better- 6 words are. Nasty dose for Berbatov, Dunchev & Fergie!
David Villa - August 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Sign me i love spurs PLEASE
Samuel Eto - August 25th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Sign me i love spurs too
Lee Dixon - August 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I know its not six words but - After seeing arsenal against fulham i have a feeling that spurs will trample them this season
Stevie Gerrard - August 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I wanna play for spurs too
Dimitar Berbatov - August 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
can i hav me ball back
big boy - August 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
sell berba buy hunterlear and veloso
Gareth Barry - August 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I am a life long Spurs fan!
Dimitar Berbatov - August 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Yes i am a twat head
Dimitar Berbatov - August 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
AND I want to suck fegie’s cock
Joethfc - August 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Sell Berbatov and add four more
Daquan - August 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
win win win
Juande Ramos - August 25th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Leave it to me.
Dimitar Berbatov - August 25th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Let me join the arsenal boys
increase their average age to 12
then they can compete with stockport
James - August 25th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
they cant do anything - relegation certain.
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
MR JOE LEWIS, TIME TO INTERVENE
Bristl Spurs - August 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Buy Coluka, Huntelar, Arshavin, Capel, Tiago.
John Motson - August 25th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Buy maradonna, pele, eusebio and Cruyff
Antonyj7 - August 25th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Dump Jenas, Zokora
Play Huddlestone, Gunter,
Juande Ramos - August 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Sign the fcuking players i want
Alex Ferguson - August 25th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Why is my nose so red
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
tell man ure to fuck off
Thetford Yid - August 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
sell berba, buy replacement, sack comolli
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
sell jenas, sell jenas, sell jenas.
Bristol Spurs - August 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Comoli out and take Berbatov too.
Mullet - August 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Fuck Berbatov Right Out Of It
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
dont give berbatosser what he wants
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
alonso + huntelaar + CB in, berbs out
MEL - August 25th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
berbi fuck off to manure shithead
sfe - August 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
get huntlear or archavin this week
John Motson - August 25th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
i just heard we are gonna offer £10m for Hesky!? Hesky!? we have already done that once last year… if we pay over teh odds for a striker that does “ok” for lesser clubs again i will go MAD
Bob - August 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Arshavin, Corluka, Huntelaar, Veloso in please….
Bob - August 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
And sell Jenas, Zokoro, Lennon, Gilberto
Emile Heskey - August 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Don’t sign me. Im SHIT
Emile Heskey - August 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I could weigh in with 2 goals a season
Emile Heskey - August 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Only 2 Goals Man i am shit
Alex Ferguson - August 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Hic where’s my whisky gone
Dreamer - August 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Veloso- Arshavin–Huntelaar-Capel-Coluka-Berbaf***off
spurs fan - August 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
bent/berba out- veloso/arshavin in!
thfc in cyprus(Ar5erna1 wa**ers) - August 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
only three points behind the scum
Mod - August 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
JOE COLE / UPSON / COLUKA/ ARSHSHAVING / TAYLOR
destroyer - August 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I want to say something . If Spurs sell Berbatov and i hope they will in the end they will be happy to be in Top 10 . Keane and Berbatov were the best players for Spurs and now …. they are gone .
HESKEY - August 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
SIGN ME & UR GO DOWN
BERB-A-TOSS - August 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I CANT WAIT TO GO MAN U! THEN THE GAP BETWEEN SPURS & THE TOP FOUR WILL BE EVEN GREATER!
thfc in cyprus(Ar5erna1 wa**ers) - August 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
scum are playing worse than us
Breezer - August 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Jenas is vice-captain!!!! Says it all!!!!!
Daniel Comolli - August 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Effective immidiately, I resign from Tottenham Hotspur
issbill - August 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
six players in 4 players out
totallytottenhma - August 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
get on your knees and pray
New York Hedge Funds - August 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
We are recalling Manchester United’s 600M loans
john is a big mug - August 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
i as a massive spurs fan will burn my spurs shirt tommorow, as i truly believe the club i love has become nothing more than relagation fodder. i had such great hopes for martin jol and believe that we made such a mistake getting rid of him. i mean we had a strike force envied by the rest of the premiership. DAFOE…KEANE…BERBA…BENT. now look at us. bent left, why oh why did we sell dafoe still is beyond me. Ramos will be sacked before the season ends. spurs will go back to nothing. modric, santos.. we should be buying consistent defenders and Defensive midfielders. (sissoko from the scouse scum would have been perfect). you need pace and strength in the premiership marcelo moreno, (frm brazil), would be great.
anyway i really do believe that we are on a big downer this season. mark my words lads. its gonna be at the bottom half….. now off to burn the shirt.
Jim - August 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Sell Berbatov Buy Huntelar Buy Falcao
nwales yid - August 25th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
go back in time to sixties
J Jenas - August 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Let me play upfront again, i like to do nothing more than…..nothing, infact let Huddlestone play instead of me. i can sleep on the bench………also Berba is my friend, leave him alone….please?????? i like to suck dick.
norwegian yid - August 25th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
no massive spurs fans is thinking of burning their shirt. so fcuk off john is a big mug. you are a disgrace.
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
ps! his name is DEfoe, not DAfoe. Go wank yourself.
davspurs - August 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
john is a big mug dont dispair because i no what is going on its not ramos is fault . We have lost to two managers that need to deliver with average signins so what do you do easy there are programs out there run by pyhsios that make average players look good for 90 + mins .Iam not sayong this because spurs got beat twice i said this before the season started this year results will baffel punters but not bookmakers . i swear to god i could make money on spurs but my heart wont let me and as for six words what i no cannot be said in six words i also forcast liverskint would beat the burra one of the top 4 teams according to the penalty missers comments after beating spurs . fans would say to me i could have told you liverpool would win yes you could but not in the last few remainiing mins when the new governing body gets its act together results will be back to normal and my campain coys
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
ashavin,veloso, huntalaar, capel, jarque, any other cb than dawson
Jose Mourinho - August 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Let me sign Jenas, please..
I’ll give you Cambiasso+Adriano
brad - August 25th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
davs spurs thats not 6 words
anyway….
Sign Huntelaar, Falcao sell mingehead berbatoss
woody - August 25th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
swap Berbatov for Carrick and Saha
davspurs - August 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
GMES COMMAND IS AREA MODERICK MOVE UP 30 YARDS BENT SCORE
Berbatov - August 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Plase ah let me go…eeef i got to man u i be very harppy,i can be king of my country! I will av many,many womans…
Henry Hill - August 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Get that berbatov prick da hell outa here-Yeah itz more then 6 words, who gives a rats ass!
Bill Ollie - August 25th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
iv gone mad again i just poo’d myself
Jill - August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
dump bent buy 2 BIG strikers (ie not arshavin he cant replace berba and we have players to cover the loss of Keane, if we persist with Bent our season is ******)
Marzipan Mynci - August 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Bent is RUBBISH
Darron - August 25th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Keep Berba, Fire Ramos, Play 4-4-2
Jigen - August 25th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Sell Jenas to the Gooners…Please!!!!!
Jigen - August 25th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Actually wrap him up and give him away for free….Please!!!
hotspurs 61 - August 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Veloso, R de la Red, Wheater, Falcao,Thiago Neves,A Negredo
paphos yid - August 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
why all the anticipation? if the sulky git wanted to leave a month ago he should have his nose half way up fergies ass by now. I mean even if we do ending up keeping him against his will after the window closes he will never have his heart it for us like he used to. No surprise he would even score an own goal when we play the mancs at old trafford !!!
All the possible sigings being floating around and we are still walking around with a picture of berbs pleading for mercy. Fucking wake up or get ready for Preston and the likes in the championship.
Potential replacements?? Yes i totally agree with Falcao,Huntalaar and Arshavin. And then we’ll soon be saying Robbie who?? Berba who??
Six words=bollocks
Jigen - August 25th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
lets drive jenas out of spurs
afc - August 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
buy african players is the answer
afc - August 25th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
my name is togo i love arsenal it like afrca natios cup it very good my good friend kwango we go see arsenal and get great joy.aderbayor he very big in africa and all africa love arsenal teem they play like african teem very good kwango we sing the songs many times this very good it make me very pround of afrca when i watch arsnel much joy i love asrenal please come to a game it very good
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
jigen im 100% with you, jenas is shit
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
jenas is a bad sunday leaguer
sean anthony - August 25th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
my mate is a scout at tottenham and i have just come off the phone to him and tottenham and have agreed a fee and terms for Huntelaar. at last!!!
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
sad to say this, kings ,gone
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
i hope so sean
jj - August 25th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
play o’hara-he shows passion
afc - August 25th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
obongo wontongo googopongo africa football club afc
Viper2k - August 25th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
In six words if you want a chance of success……….Switch to womens League Football instead………….lol
Canadian Hammer - August 25th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Not a bloody thing they suck!
TIM - August 25th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
we are being sabotaged from within
afc - August 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
in afrca arsenal is the club we all love it joyful greatest players they make us most welcom aderbayor he is supar plater
Anonymous - August 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
huntelaar, arshavin, alonso, wheater. sell berbasulk
James - August 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
alonso to spurs?!?! you really are a retard
Park Lane Yid - August 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Shoot Dimitar Berbatov in both kneecaps
i.p.freely - August 26th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I wonder, what shall i write
i.p.freely - August 26th, 2008 at 9:14 am
kaka’s on his way to tottenham!
i.p.freely - August 26th, 2008 at 9:15 am
sell king, buy bramble - we own
i.p.freely - August 26th, 2008 at 9:16 am
it cant get worse,can it?
Anonymous - August 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
get fucked james u little prick!
Jimmy The Weed - August 26th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
stop.thinking.you’re.a.big.club - losers (doh!)
blues - August 26th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
afc thats why arsenal are all crap, no style ,starting from adebayoyoyoyoy
Oh Dear - August 26th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
blues - chelsea have won two titles in 50 years and have never won the european cup. don’t get carried away with your nouveau riche self
BLUES - August 26th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
ARSENAL DAYS ARE OVER YOU BELONG IN THE LOWER LEAGUE,WAIT TILL YOU MEET US ,PRAY YOU DON’T MEET US IN THE CL, WENGER WILL SHIT HIMSELF.
Jimmy The Weed - August 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
And you pray you don’t meet US, chelsea rent boy. It might just end in tears for YOU like it did for your mard-arsed little captain last year. Booo-hoooo! booo-hoooo! ha ha ha ha.
BLUES - August 26th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
jimm the weed, YOU LOST AGAINST A MINNOW TEAM LIKE FULHAM, HOW CAN YOU WIN AGAINST THE MIGHTY CHELSEA, WITH ALL THE WORLD STARS WE HAVE, ARE YOU NUTS, NO TEAM IN UK GOT A CHANCE WINNING AGAINS US NITWIT.
Jimmy The Weed - August 26th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Blues. Sorry to be a nitwit old chap but we won the DOUBLE last year and when we were watching the European Cup hoisted into the air, you were watching your captain sobbing, like a girl and you know how he went……..booooo-hoooo! booooo-hoooo! How can we win against the ‘mighty’ chelsea? watch last seasons highlights, nitwit
James - August 26th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
no Anonymous you get fucked. Too scared to say your name??