What do Spurs fans think the club should do with Berbatov in SIX WORDS!
by Mr Comfort on August 26th, 2008
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Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
It’s been reported that Tottenham are standing by their £30m valuation of their sulking Bulgarian and, if that is not met by Manchester United, then they will let him rot in the reserves. Is this admirable or a mistake? What do Spurs fans think the club should do with a problem like Dimitar?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.
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Tagged Under: Manchester United, Premier League, tottenham
{ 93 comments read them or add one }
Ferdy - August 26th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Offer to Man United in Ronaldo exchange!
Barry - August 26th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Keep on the bench throughout season
Dan - August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Sell Him Quick Or Team Looses
blobby - August 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
kill him with a sharp sword
Scorpion - August 26th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Stick his head up his ass
Dave Bentleys DVD Player - August 26th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Accept Real Madrid’s imminent offer quickly.
DublinYid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Make a statement kick into reserves
John - August 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Get rid of the incredible sulk
Gin-Ola - August 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Rot In Reserves, Rot In Reserves
spurfect one - August 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
pull his headband back let go
Anonymous - August 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Hot News???? Not news! No NEWSNOW!!!
spyro - August 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
cover in syrup, feed to squirrels.
BringBackBananas - August 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
forget this 6 words bollox.
i am no spurs fan, but a fan of football. unless united offer 30million+, keep him and then do what you want with him. reserves, bench, play him, ban him from the training ground. whatever, he is under contract. you cant tell me it affecting the players minds that much? hell most of them dont give a shit which shirt they wear as long as they get their pay packet
every fuckin year the slimey cunts use their underhand tactics to get what they want by unsettling the player and the club until they are forced to sell
(see Rooney, Saha, Ferdinand, Hargreaves, Carrick to name only a few) and get away with it
oldspur - August 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
berba goodbye - villa very good buy
luke - August 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
keep him in the 1st team
alfred wongo - August 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Don’t cut nose to spite face
My Claypole from Rentaghost - August 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
ROT IN RESERVES (or) LOAN TO MADRID/BARCA
DublinYid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Shut the fuck up Luke
frostyspur - August 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
send him down the mines
DublinYid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Send him to coventry ha ha
michael - August 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
make him read his contract
nutter - August 26th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
let him feed the squirrels
neilyid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
give him a good fu**ing kickin.
sillyfish - August 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
LET HIM ROT…..
anticapitalist - August 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
kill themselves and release mitko berbatov
Womb popper - August 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Have a dump on his mum
PORKIE - August 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
30mil or nothing……
Canada YID - August 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Sell him to Man Utd and then when we play the manure get Zokora to do a fine tackle on him to put him in rehab for a while.
NickIl - August 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Berba is not a SLAVE!
Lillywhite - August 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Stick him in the f@*king reserves
BIG JOMPA - August 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
SELL THE GYPSY TO REAL MADRID
Fat Whiskey Face - August 26th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Violently bum rape his entire family
DAKA-YID - August 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
NO PLAYER IS BIGGER THAN CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DublinYid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I would rather he just died !!!
BIG JOMPA - August 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
BALLOON HEAD BALLOON HEAD BALLOON HEAD…
EssexYid - August 26th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
gang r@pe him in changing rooms
Benny - August 26th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Allow him to ’spill the beans’ about SAF tap up controversy! LIFETIME ban for the decrepit old Manure CREEP….
theonlymvp - August 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Hope he does is cruicate on his man u debut the greedy money grabbing b@st@rd
fcked off - August 26th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
sell the prcik as soon as
Anonymous - August 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
tickle him with a banana plug
Anonymous - August 26th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
let John O’shea mount him naked
NickIt - August 26th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
F****** losers, Berbatov was the only good thing in SPURS…
simianSpur - August 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
shave his eyebrows while he sleeps
Jimmy - August 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Make him eat Juande Ramos’s shit.
berbatov - August 26th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
sell me to dag and red
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
leave berba alone you meanies
hux - August 26th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Drive the prick to Barcelona
hux - August 26th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Drive the pr1ck to Barcelona
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
shut the fuc up jimmy
Wilf - August 26th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
sell the greedy money grabbing c*nt
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
and you nick it
wenger's a nonce - August 26th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
do seven poo’s in his mouth
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
how can you do this to berba you gays
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
get bent wilf
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
lets buy rob earnshaw
steve - August 26th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
fuck him off out of it
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
your a homo steve
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
and you have no friends
James - August 26th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Berbatov? Ah, interesting! Well… oh shit.
Bilal - August 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
simple just sell him 2 man utd
Bonkers - August 26th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Make him sell programmes outside the ground. (if he’s in the right mood for it that is)
berbatov - August 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
i will kill you james
sfe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
joe HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO RONALDO:?
SPURS - August 26th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
JOE FUCK OFF TO MANURE
MEL - August 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
30MILL OR ROT IN RESERVES.
RAY - August 26th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
HONOUR THE CONTRACT OR 30MILL
RAYSPURS - August 26th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
FERGIE KEPT RONALDO,WE KEEP BERBATOV
joe - August 26th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
spurs guy PISS OFF YOU TWATER
Dimitar Berbatov - August 26th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
thanks joe, for kissing my *ss!
jacob - August 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
make him into a tasty sausage
King Glenn - August 26th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
fuck off now
buy huntelaar quick
no4skin - August 26th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
dear berbs,go fuck your mooma
JAMES - August 26th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
JOE YOU ARE A RETARD GET OFF.
Berg - August 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Read your contract again, greedy ass!
Aled - August 26th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Get RId of the Greedy Bas**rd!!
M.M - August 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Drive him to man utd myslef
brad - August 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Sell Him quick That little Pr**k
Colin - August 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
bit off nose to spite face
Goofy - August 26th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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Canadian Hammer - August 26th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Sell him, buy a better striker
Gazza, - August 26th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Some real mature comment’s their guys, Is this thread for the rehab unit only?
Two best players have gone!!
Keane, and Berba is as good as gone. How can we go from having Berba, defoe, Keane & Bent to just Bent? It’s f##king perfetic!
If we still had a willing Berba & Keane with the players we have brought in, then finishing top 4 would be more realistic. Looks like Andy gray was right!!
Stop f##king about and hurry up and get Ashavin before Chelsea do then go and pay what ever you need to and sign a proper holding midfielder. Jenus aint good enough!!!!
Goofy - August 26th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Ups Sorry abouth my first comment hi i am a Man U suporter i think it will be a big lose to tottenham but he realy want to leave then its no point to keep him in the squad maby he not even sign a new contract if the not sell him.. but if they do sell him tottenham will get 25 or 30 million thats quit much money to get a new striker like Arshavin
Posting Rumors Too Quickly, Slow Down - August 26th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Have Caught Offside Pay His Wages
SpursEd4Life - August 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Darren Fletcher plus 20Million for Berbatov
savechip - August 26th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
DROP ANVIL ON HIS FOOT HEHE
hamann - August 26th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
he should be allowed to move
specially if we dont wanna ude him anyway.
buy players we wanne use for the money
Tommy Lawrence - August 26th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
30 million from man utd, 25 from anyone else. If nothing happens, dont play him, not even in the reserves. He would just bring the team down, and the reserves need good morale too. Force him to watch every game from the stands where the fans can tell him exactly how they feel. Dont let him train with the team either. Let him train on his own somewhere else, or get fat. Refuse to let him play for Bulgaria.
Ooops, more than six words…Okay…
Make his life a living hell!
Adel - August 26th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Loan him to a Bulgarian second division team
paphos - August 26th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Take the bad apple out of the basket and let it rot alone in the 2nd team.
Then we must make all these siging rumours a reality. Then half way through the season Berbatov can watch us take the premiership by storm with the likes of Palacio,Falcao,Huntelaar and Thiago. And by the end of the season…………….if
he’s a good boy………………….we can let him clean their boots. ha ha ha ha.
GravesendYid - August 27th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Cut the gypsies face off
jay swizzle - August 28th, 2008 at 6:31 am
blame the club cant manage crap
jay swizzle - August 28th, 2008 at 6:32 am
asked for too much initially
Pete - September 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Simple as this, Buy him back