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Spartak Moscow have told BBC Sport that striker Roman Pavlyuchenko is poised to join Premier League side Tottenham.
“A deal has been agreed between the clubs and the transfer may be concluded by Thursday,” said a club spokesman. (BBC Sport)
So what do the fans think of this signing? Will it spell the end of the sulk machine Berbatov? Will it lead to a return to form for the side? Is he good enough for the club?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.