Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Manager Kevin Keegan has left Newcastle United after only eight months in charge, BBC Sport understands.
Keegan held talks with the club’s board on Tuesday amid reports he was unhappy with a lack of control over transfer activity, notably James Milner’s sale. (BBC Sport)
So it appears that Kevin Keegan has decided that his position at St James’ Park was untenable and has left the club, what do the clubs fans think of this decision?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.