SHOCKING news for Newcastle United fans: Yet more PROOF that Ashley is an IDIOT!
by Mr Comfort on September 7th, 2008 343 words | 31 commentsJust when it looked like Newcastle owner Mike Ashley couldn’t be any more incompetent this source proves he can sink even lower than a bag full of cats covered in cement!
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FURIOUS Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has launched an amazing attack on ex-boss Kevin Keegan as the Toon Civil Wor turned even more ugly.
Last night Newcastle issued a no-holds-barred statement. It read: “NUFC wished, at all times, to keep any dispute that it had with Kevin Keegan private.
“It is, therefore, disappointing information has reached the media through unnamed sources and a briefing has been given by the League Managers’ Association that could give rise to a misleading impression amongst the club’s fans.
“It is a fact that Kevin Keegan, on appointment on January 16, 2008, agreed to report to a Director of Football and to the Board. It is a fact that Kevin Keegan worked within that structure from January 16 until his resignation.
“It is a fact that Kevin Keegan, as manager, had specific duties in that he was responsible for the training, coaching, selection and motivation of the team.
“It is a fact that Kevin Keegan was allowed to manage his specific duties without any interference from any board member.
“It is a fact that Kevin Keegan agreed only to deal with the media in relation to club matters relating to the team and not to communicate with the media in relation to the acquisition or disposal of players.
“It is a fact that NUFC is a business and operates, like all businesses, with financial constraints.” (News of the World)
Just what the club thought they would gain from releasing such a statement is beyond me! It would have made more sense for them to try to ride out the storm rather than stirring more trouble. The sooner Ashley leaves the better and the good news for Toon Army fans is that apparently Anil Ambani is still very interested in buying the club and would make sure that Kevin Keegan is reinstated!
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k k forever - September 7th, 2008 at 11:28 am
ashley is a 100 times worse than fred at least fred was and is a supporter
Fred flintstone - September 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am
you can’t buy success using stones as currency
redeye - September 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am
hey fat cunt buy a hospital yur gonna need one
blackandwhite9 - September 7th, 2008 at 11:39 am
The guy is an absolute F***ing moron …just what does he expect to achieve by this??? that we ( toon fans ..and football fans in general) will just say ” oh is that what happened …thats ok then ,….better get ” wise” printed on the back of my new toon shirt that I’m off to buy today now!!”
as a blacknwhite season ticket holder ( idiot who forked out huge amount to pay for 3 seasons in advance just a few weeks ago …DOH!!!!!) I’d like to say a huge thanks to all the support I’ve read on various sites / blogs that has been coming in from supporters of all different teams , liverpool , villa, west brom man city , …too many to mention really, it just shows that we are similar creatures and that we ALL care about the game …. the only exceptions appear to be man utd , spurs and the mackems ….but you wouldn’t really expect anything else from that lot would you???
redeye - September 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am
jesus christ you geordie girly girls are you gonna take this shit from fat boy? what is it with you northern wankers, leeds ring any bells? get the fuck gone you loosers you make the EPL look bad
The Checkout - September 7th, 2008 at 11:47 am
bar coders dont register at the club and put them out of business, ashley needs to lose weight dont give him your money
pol pot - September 7th, 2008 at 11:52 am
If Newcastle go down the same road as Leeds then the F.A. should look at Ashley to see if he is a fit and proper person to run the club, it’s bordering on human rights abuse.
toonboy - September 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Keegan…the ultimate quitter….Cant handle pressure. Lives in his own little world…
k k forever - September 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
u little prick toonboy or shud i call u rent boy cos u talking out ur arse
toooner - September 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@ redeye
it’s pricks like you that give football a bad name.
I bet if the same thing happened to your club you’d be even worse.
So, if you haven’t got anything useful to say…….SHUT THE F**K UP
toonlord - September 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Yeah redeye get a life you sad animal, if you have nothing constructive to say stick to your own site!
Ian - September 7th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Interesting twist reported in the Mirror. They replay some of the public statements made by Ashley and Wise in the club magazine and in interviews where both stated that Keegan wuld have th final say on transfers. In Wise’s words:
“He will say yes or no. He has the final word. No one else.I am not going to do things like bring players in behind his back. I am not into that.”
Except that’s exactly what he did.
Ian
sniffer - September 7th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This was an accident waiting to happen; MA is strong willed and a ruthless buinesman..nobody makes a self-made billion without playing hard-ball, KK is also strong willed so shit was gonna happen?
I did not agree with KK on Barton who should have ben sacked..it now seems KK had a hidden agenda for bringing him on against the gunners and I he was also wrong when he said Owen should be signed up “at any cost” this said who the F** is Wise to deceide who we sign? if it was a top guy with a excellent track record then we would understand MA thinking. Best result now is MA slls to someone who understands running a premiership club is not like running a retail business andcannot be run on the cheap.
Richard P - September 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
What appears clear already is that Keegan will win any legal battle re constructive dismissal. In his first statement after he resigned he singled out the issue that the board (judging by their statement) have no answer to i.e. the manager was promised that he had the final say about whether a player was bought or not. At the close of the transfer window that clearly did not happen. So Keegan is set to win any legal battle but there is a long term issue about what talent has been bought when managers have had a free hand at Newcastle. All Geordies know who I am talking about, there is a very long list of players that have not only proved to be a waste of money but who have also brought shame and ridicule on the club and its supporters. To coin a phrase, it is a fact that the players bought under this regime appear to be good buys and more importantly good professionals. What I am saying is that if the board had stuck to the rules they themselves have made public and the talent was selected by the scouting system controlled by the director football, but that Keegan was consulted as soon as a deal looked possible, the club would not have got itself into this mess. Why the agreed system brook down is difficult for the fans to understand. The urgency needed at the close of the transfer window obviously created its own pressures but certainly it would have been better to miss out on a signing rather than loose a manager. But that thought does lead you to question why despite Keegan making his views clear, the transfers went ahead i.e. was this just a set up to get Keegan to resign?
Lets hope the Indians rescue the cowboys, but if they are successful, hopefully they will not give Keegan the only say in who the club buys. Please learn from the mistakes previous managers have made and also make sure you do not recruit a pitbull for the job of director of football.
Richard P
Man City Blue&Blue - September 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I love jordies I think they are great and always up for a laugh, unfortunatley you are not laughing at Ashley, put enough pressure on him and he will go and then you might have a brighter future, Kevin Keegan is a top geeeezer, Wise should of been given the job in the kitchen at sunderland cleaning the silverware
GUNNER - September 7th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
KEEGAN WENT TO NEWCASTLE SAW AND BUGGERED OFF, GOOD ON YOU KING KEV
PETRUVOVVICH - September 7th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
KEEGAN IS A WISE MANAGER THAT’S WHY HE LEFT NEWCASTLE
Long John Silver - September 7th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
redeye- have you just come out of hospital, I was wondering why your eye is red.
gazza - September 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
well said toon boy.king kev would of been dreaming of these big name signings which would never have happened .from day one the board have said this which i think is totaly right you have to remember this is ashleys money not fat freddies loans.man city would be a nice job for him spending silly money and silly wages.i love kev but he will always cry off when things dont go his way.
chris mort should be brought back in to communicate with the fans cos i can see the fans driving ashley out which would be a total disaster as he looks to me as hes trying to get away from the stupid big money buys an silly wages which everybody hates.
give him another chance
lilil - September 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
This is a message to every NEWCASTLE FAN who wants ashley out. USE YOUR VOICE and let him know that he is the most HATED MAN in our town and we want him OUT OUT OUT! Everybody has got to get together on this to remove him.
lilil - September 7th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
lilil – September 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
This is a message to every NEWCASTLE FAN who wants ashley out. USE YOUR VOICE and let him know that he is the most HATED MAN in our town and we want him OUT OUT OUT! Everybody has got to get together on this to remove him.
King Kev - September 7th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
ASHLEY OUT
toonfan - September 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am
kk deserves to be out…newcastle fans need to be realistic…stop leavin in the past….cuz if u do..that’s where u’ll stay.
let’s all get behind the club and move it forward…i think ashley and wise shd stay..whateva did they do wrong…not allow kk to buy absolutely any player he wished to buy? with what money? did that policy eva bring newcastle united any success?
they put more focuz on the acadamy..that doesn’t bear fruit overnight..but when u look at players like Giggs, beckam, and co u’ll understand…they brought in 6 players ova a summer when there’s been a credit crunch…6 who in ma opinion are better than those we had here (except losin milner was such pain…he puts out 150% week in and week out..but it is also true that he hasn’t achieved any of the potential we all believe he has..how long do we wait?)
i say we get a more tactically competent coach…who will not just make players attack but no how to change things in a match…we need at arsenal last week…(if we don’t we’ll just play beautiful football the whole of the first half…get a goal behind..players will lose confidence and by the end of the match…the opposin team will be 3 or 4 goals to the good.) i love kk..but in ma opinion, this is a blessin in disguise…a chance to move away from the past
i don’t care if any of u lot disagree with me…u can say anything u want…but one day u’ll realize the truth…and then an only then will u understand..
long live newcastle and its fans…for all our sake, i hope ashley dosn’t desert the club..the only problem is he’s not meeting our overly high unrealistic expectations
redeye - September 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am
hey loonlord (haha) get over yourself you and your team aint in a position to wait this shit out, before you know you’ll be a “coke drinker”. its sad but gotta be said , when you protect fuckers like basher barton no-one is gonna have a good word to say about ya. my advice is to move hadrians wall south some and start playing celtic and rangers, cause the north has already got a real team and a real manager and were red.
Sam - September 8th, 2008 at 8:09 am
redeye – i think you’ve just proved your ignorance with the whole “move hadrians wall south some” statement – do you actually know where the border is?!?! They have these things called maps, take a look at one now and again.
Hobby Horse - September 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am
You are right toonfan
k k forever - September 8th, 2008 at 10:53 am
toonfan hobby horse fuck u maggots
Hobby Horse V Brown Ale - September 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
toonfan shut up brown bum monitor lizard going nowhere drown ale drinking pie comping puta, chupe me cojones,
brixton4444 - September 8th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Ok, football fans let me give you the rea;l deal here. I have 1st hand knowledge of this and it will be realeasd in major newspapers soon.
Mike Ashley is Gay (really, it will come out soon), right now he is screwing Dennis Wise.
But here is the weird part, Ashley used to make Keegan put on his permed wig and dance naked for him in his office. KK would sometimes wear his Liverpool shirt while blowing Ashley. Ashley has stated on numerous occasions that KK gives a better blow-job than Wise. So all this has nothing to do with transfers, it has to do with a bunch of queers that are in-fighting about sucking cock, and that is the truth. You will all find out very soon.
Anonymous - September 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
red eye is a cunt
arselywise - September 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Who the fuck is Dennis Wise? I don’t think he had any pulling power to attract star players that is why those players that came in were hardly heard of and quite frankly poor value for the money paid. The 2 Argentines and the Spaniards all unheard of or of questionable class.
How did fat arsely put that ridiculous price tag on NUFC is beyond even the brightest minds there is on this planet! The first team squad add together do not even equate to 25% value of what he is asking!