How can Liverpool beat Manchester United on Saturday in SIX WORDS!
by Mr Comfort on September 8th, 2008
| 118 words |
Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Having failed to beat Sir Alex’s men in their last eight meetings with Manchester United, what does Rafa need to do to ensure victory this weekend? Maybe some tactical plan that could do the trick, or are Liverpool now strong enough as a side to compete with the reigning Premier League title holders?
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You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.
{ 138 comments read them or add one }
lmfaooo
Julian - September 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
We will beat them Torres Hat-trick
Norman - September 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Play Babel scare them to death
Smudger - September 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Score more goals than Man United
Anonymous - September 8th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
suck my sausage till i squirt
nico - September 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
break christiano ronaldos legs win easy
adam - September 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
haha you got there before me smudger…
score more goals then they do!
Bradley Pearce - September 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
play torres keane and babel easy!!!
Basketcase - September 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Play positive, fearless footie this weekend!!!!
jackie - September 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Babel keane torres gerrard mascherano Reira
Brady - September 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
By scoring couple of goals more!!!
+CHEERS LIVERPOOL FANS EVEN WITHOUT GERRARD WE WILL BEAT THEM EASILY+
ManU - September 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Fat chance …….Fool……Fat chance
BASS - September 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
hope their bus punctures its wheels
Anonymous - September 8th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
ha ha ha what the fuck?
man-red - September 8th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
JUST PRAY THEY DONT SHOW UP
diva - September 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
pray for a God f***ing miracle
Jimbo - September 8th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Sell the team, buy man utd’s
Georgie_BeSt - September 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
We’ll win when scousers start flying
yer ma - September 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
if they drug themselves with drugs
Blaine - September 8th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
liverpool will never beat man united
yer ma - September 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
eat pissgetti and pasta in sause
yer ma - September 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
bingo, two fat ladies twenty two
dutchmaster - September 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
kuyt…. will make its happen.. 1-0 for pool
zekk67 - September 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
(Man U) play best selection still will lose!
J Mac - September 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
By scoring more goals than them….
Chris - September 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
You’ll Never Win the league Again!
Secret I dont want to die - September 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Pray and Pray hard and fast
RAWK - September 8th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Sack Benitez - make me the manager.
hamshanks - September 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
sadly I think it’s very unlikely
weller - September 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
No chance with Rafa in charge
Danny Salford Red - September 8th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Paul Daniels, Harry Houdini, David Blane
Gaz - September 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Bring onmichael Thomas & Phil Babb at half time, maybe abit of Molby for variation.. might win then!!!
Ryan - September 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
i have no god damn idea
Roy - September 8th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Four,five,one babel,torres.Mark Scholes.
rafael benitez - September 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
torres,keane together for a change
red or dead - September 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
attack attack attack attack attack attack
f*** manu - September 8th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
play them at own game ATTACK
scouse and proud - September 8th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
positive mental attitude,just fuc**ng beat them
liver red - September 8th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
just take wingers out
manu-mad - September 8th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
HOPE UNITED TURN UP DUrNK
manu-mad - September 8th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
HOPE UNITED TURN UP DRUNK
The Bear - September 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
if no United players turn up
roders25 - September 8th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
cripple the scum before kick off
kermit (anonymous above also) - September 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
fuck six words this deserves more than six words
by playing this formation
carra skrtel agger dossenna
kuty masch alonso riera
kean babel
and teearing ferdinand out of position and keane for sneaky goals to win it
Anonymous - September 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
with sticks
fluff - September 8th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
bribe ferguson play 10 yr olds
Patrick - September 8th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Our Father, who art in Heaven…………..
Queeg - September 8th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
cheat more than man-ure do
or
pay the ref more than man-ure
Anonymous - September 8th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
no goalkeeper
and 4 red cards
Riley - September 8th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
it simply can not be done
Torres and gerrard aren't playing - September 8th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
by alonso scoring from own half
Saad - September 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
do wat u can do
Man Utd will win
bertie - September 8th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
By dreaming and not waking up
John - September 8th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
play players in their right positions
ynwa - September 8th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Put a sniper on the roof
Ade - September 8th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Pay the ref more than Fergy
byrneitez - September 8th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
1. stopping them from getting jammy goal
2. by getting what we always deserve
3. there fuckin jammy fuckers man united
4. torres and keane will embarass them
Liverpool - September 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
sell club to DIC buy Ronaldiniho
DB9 - September 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Liverpool can never beat Manchester United
Dr football - September 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
closedown quickly, attack, score more goals
Ryan - September 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Babel on right, Riera on left
dirk kuyt for the left bench
Donavan Ried - September 8th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Play adventurous,attacking,free-flowing Football
Alonso Mascherano
Babel Riera
Keane
Kuyt
On The Bench :El Zhar,Insua,Benayoun,Pacheco,Skrtel
OR
Reina
Carragher Skrtel Agger(if fit) Aurelio
Alonso Mascherano
Babel Riera
Keane
Kuyt
On The Bench :El Zhar,Insua,Benayoun,Pacheco, Spearing
If it is still 0-0 1-1 after 70mins,Bable swaps with Riera,Riera off El Zhar on, Keane and Kuyt swap and Pacheco on Keane off
Liverpool Will Win - September 8th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
rooney ferdinand giggs choke on dick
Whatever! - September 8th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Liverpool are rubbish! Maybe in decade…
fuck scousers - September 9th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Man U: Rooney Berba Tevez Ronaldo
Nuff said.
lfc4eva - September 9th, 2008 at 12:26 am
kill all manure players and fan!!!!
RaZoR - September 9th, 2008 at 2:50 am
You will walk alone again Liverpool!!!
redville - September 9th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Easy United win. Why? Annnnderrrrsonsonsonsonsonsonson (repeated)
D-coy - September 9th, 2008 at 5:40 am
get F1 stewards & use ferrari amblem
MAN UTD FAN - September 9th, 2008 at 6:01 am
WHEN ITS A NEW SOLAR SYSTEM
Naphat - September 9th, 2008 at 6:10 am
Pray, Miracle, Gerrard, Torres, Biased Referree
Sam - September 9th, 2008 at 7:01 am
1. Dun gangbang rafa’s wife b4 game
2. Fuck off scoushit, suck my cock.
MU_FOREVER - September 9th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Liverpool wont defeat MU in this Century.
Bobby Carpenter - September 9th, 2008 at 7:14 am
wind rooney and tevez up
DnN - September 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Don’t kick ball, kick the man
Tony R .K - September 9th, 2008 at 7:23 am
We haven’t got a f–king chance!
HAHA - September 9th, 2008 at 8:20 am
tevez berbatov rooney nani anderson No chance for liverpool to win at all. anderson easily outshone steven gerrard(whosuck) easily in the middle of the park
Djameel - September 9th, 2008 at 8:55 am
YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAIN LOSerpool…
''The Bootles'' - September 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Put some ice on the runway.
fentie - September 9th, 2008 at 10:05 am
to ice on the runway comment fuckin loser
** put gates between stands and pitch**
Man u for life - September 9th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Rooney Berbatov Giggs Scholes Ferdinand Vidic
good luck scum hahahahah
''The Bootles'' - September 9th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Fentie,
**and put barbed wire around Manchester**
FlyOnTheWall - September 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Get Riise and Traore to play for Man U.
Pool will win 2-0.
Bill Vector - September 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
chuck big turds at Gay Neville
Bill Vector - September 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am
chuck smelly turds at Ga’y Neville
Greasy Kenny - September 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Gary Neville
Gary Neville
Gary Neville
steve - September 9th, 2008 at 11:07 am
switch the playstation and telly on
Rob - September 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Two possible outcomes. Never and Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie G - September 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
United too Strong we’ve NO CHANCE!
Carragher - September 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I could perform more rugby tackles!
Torres - September 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Shave my hair, Look more masculine
Robbie Keane - September 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I remember scoring once for Tottenham
RED RUSH - September 9th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
grab em tightly by their balls
IVOR - September 9th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Sell their souls to the DEVIL!
jonny - September 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
liverpool have not got any class
fuck scousers. again. - September 9th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
lfc4eva - typical (retarded) scouser?
Paul - September 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
We’ve always beaten then in Ramadan
JJUNITED - September 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
NEVER GONNA DO IT THIS CENTURY!
tiza4gunners - September 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
torres,mascherano,babel ,stevenG and anfield
Long - September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
The Kop is where they drop ..
Turk - September 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
man utd are to good
berbatovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
df - September 10th, 2008 at 4:29 am
cheat on each and every play!!
too bad they already try that and it doesn’t work!
kevin - September 10th, 2008 at 8:22 am
MUFC, BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!
by the way, nico, aren’t u aware that ronaldo’s been injured and he’s not fit to play yet? you don’t even know what’s happening?
i wish those liverpool players are as absent minded as you are…
luke - September 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
scousers burn in fuckin hell wankers
Gizza - September 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Piss on bodies nick their wallets
Sloppy - September 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Push wall over squash them flat.
TFI - September 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
No Fucking Chance you scouse bastards
marlo - September 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
chirpse champs, get blackberry pins. confirmed
Anonymous - September 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
mourn a chicken, eat some rats
Ethers - September 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Horton Hears A Who or Spacechimps?
DimiFredDimi - September 10th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Pray for a last minute penalty.
Ooops, forgot, George Cuntney isn’t reffing anymore is he.
Ha ha aha
Sloppy - September 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Shit in cups then throw it.
John - September 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Push a wall on them
Marlo - September 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Hustle dem mans and score loadz
Mike Shields - September 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Am i guilty yes i am
Mr_Ed - September 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Hit them all with paving slabs
Graham Poll - September 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Bribe the ref. Dive in box.
Armchair - September 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
By having pancakes for your meal.
Scouse Dave - September 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Finger their grans. Rob their houses.
margaret thatcher - September 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Hark Now Hear No Fun Sing
Anonymous - September 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
sell cocaine from an icecream van
Magic_Cantona - September 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
By leaving me some rep please.
stevie G - September 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Tell them the baby isn’t mine.
Alan Smith - September 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Show their class by attacking ambulances
ScarFace - September 10th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
15 years being bummed by queers
Robbie Keane - September 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Scouse c*nts have robbed me already.
Fred - September 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
shag their mums while they sleep
Fred - September 10th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
by crying over a dead chicken
alfie - September 10th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
score more goals than them
Scousebuster - September 10th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Justice for the thirty nine first
Scousebuster - September 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Fred says KHITC
TFI - September 10th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!
sweetleftfoot - September 10th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Skaus granny stabbing doley grief junkies
wonky - September 10th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
throw bottles of piss at VDS
Wafty Crank - September 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Bring
Back
Bent
Ref
George
Courtney
There’s your six words….and Liverpool’s only hope.
Gruber - September 10th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Lots of scarey tin foil trophies
You sad scouse bastards
Chirpsy Chirpsy Cheap Cheap - September 11th, 2008 at 8:18 am
sell cocaine from ice cream van
Chirpsy Chirpsy Cheap Cheap - September 11th, 2008 at 8:22 am
throw paving stones at united players
Rafael Benitez - September 26th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
HAHAHA WHO COULDNT WIN???
