Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
One to watch in the Premier League’s ridiculously hypocritical merry-go-round of tapping-up allegations for Tottenham fans.
Sir Alex Ferguson, fresh from ‘stealing’ Dimitar Berbatov from White Hart Lane for a meagre £30.75million, has started talking up Spurs defender Alan Hutton.
The Manchester United manager, still to find a long-term replacement for Gary Neville, said of Hutton: ‘He’s without doubt as good a full-back as there is in Britain. He’s got great attacking qualities.’ (Daily Mail)
So has Sir Alex overstepped the mark again? Are Spurs fans unhappy with the Scot’s comments or are his actions being blown out of all proportion?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.