The S*n, everyone’s favourite chip paper, has outdone itself. Not content with the “World Exclusive” stunna story that Posh gangster wannabe Guy Richie and Detroit’s Brit-wannabe Madonna have split, they are bringing us another, even more seismic, tale….
…Wigan & England’s Emile Heskey could be boomeranging his bulky frame alll the way back to Anfield!
“Striker Heskey, 30, is out of contract after this season. But Kop boss Rafa Benitez may even bid around £3m to get him in January.
The player is not cup-tied for Europe. And after spearheading England’s 3-1 win in Belarus, Heskey admitted his ambition was to play for one of the big four”
…The S*n’s journos mused.
As for the man himself, Emile muttered:
“I hope there will be a few managers taking notice of me. Everyone wants to be playing on the big stages — for their country and for their club in the Champions League.
“But I’m still a Wigan player and want to do my best for them.”
Liverpool fans, fancy a bit of Heskey at Anfield once more? Wigan fans, will it be a tearful farewell?