What do Liverpool supporters have to say to match-winner Dirk Kuyt after his AWESOME performance in SIX words!
by offsidetrap on October 18th, 2008
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Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Liverpool supporters have to be singing the praises of one Dirk Kuyt after his fantastic performance on Saturday against Wigan. Kuyt saved Liverpool’s blushes on two occasions, allowing the club to stay level in points with Chelsea during a critical juncture in the season. I’m sure Liverpool supporters have some words of praise for their Dutch workhorse.
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.
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Tagged Under: liverpool fc, Premier League
Spurs are Twats!! - October 18th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Spurs are the biggest ever twats.
Jimmy Hank - October 18th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
SteveBruce has got a big fathead
Jimmy Hank - October 18th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Go on you good thing Kuyt!
red steve - October 18th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
well done dirky son - good work
veronica - October 18th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
come on liverpool Steve Bruce has got a big fat face.
veronica - October 18th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Steve Bruce suck my nipples
veronica - October 18th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Come on you reds
stevie g's stunt double - October 18th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
dirkers does the double… sorry wigan..
how many match winners….
chaz - October 18th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
these six word things are poo…
UP THE KUYT
moody - October 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
kuyt sucks donkey’s dick, zaki is the man
moody - October 18th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
kuyt , u little twat , zaki is 100 times better
mark - October 19th, 2008 at 1:45 am
good on you kuyt, fuck zaki
Whiskey Nose Al - October 19th, 2008 at 6:02 am
zaki is very very very ugly
Leo - October 19th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Kuyt rewarded for his Dirky work!
lol sorry couldnt help meself
Cam - October 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Fuck wigan, Zaki sucks huge man titties.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
Go Kuyt we shouldn’t sell you
WIGAN SUCKS MONKEY BALLS
hav a nice day (apart from chelsea, arseholes , manc and wigan supporters)
UP THE LIVERPOOL
Ragz - October 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Hope supporters appreciate him more now
Jonib - October 19th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Even i would like 2 suck ur tits Veronica.. . . . . . . .Kuyt u rock & keep rocking
Cuttsy - October 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I LOVE U DIRK KUYT LEGEND
kermit - October 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
kuyt is a predator, not winger
kel - October 19th, 2008 at 9:56 am
moody,
what do u suck,….donkey’s
Donavan Ried - October 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Sit up and take note doubters
Donavan Ried - October 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Listen to the man name Kermit