Who do West Ham United fans want to BUY, SELL and SLAP: VOTE NOW!
by Mr Comfort on October 23rd, 2008Here at COS, we like to have a bit of fun with our daily football meals, so why not give this little appetizer a go!
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All you have to do is pick a player at your club who they must absolutely positively SELL, a player they simply must go out and BUY, and a player who just needs a slap to wake them up from their daydreaming and get them back firing on all cylinders. Now this couldn’t be easier, simply use our useful cut-and-paste thingy to complete your selection, and then stand back and see if your fellow fans make similar selections or think you’re talking rubbish.
Remember only one player for each action!
BUY:
SELL:
SLAP:
Good Luck!
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lilsauze - October 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
well obviously sell LBM no need to keep him
Buy kikin fonseca from mexican club Tigres he would be cheap and is a very good goalscorer look at his record but he not arrogant and so is a good team player as well with zola as his mentor would be a great asset
Slap well lucas niell i think he could be doing more in his captaincy role but biggest slap of all has to go to BG and then he might realise that to win big you got to spend big, look at bate borisov for example was in belarus third division three years a go and now play champions league and not looking like a bad side either. all beacuse they got taken over and were not afraid to spend
gunner - October 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Buy: Top Striker - Santa Cruz etc
Sell: Etherington
Slap: Curbishley
Ollie - October 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
BUY : Kenwyne Jones (Realistic, Cheapish, Good finisher)
SELL: Boa Morte
SLAP: Mark Noble
Mylo - October 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
BUY: Eidur Gudjonson
SELL: Luis Boa Morte
SLAP: Steve Mccabe
steeno - October 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
sell etherington ?????- you must be mad?????
Richbythesea - October 23rd, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Buy: An injury free forward!
Sell: Boa Morte (if anyone will have him!)
Slap: Anyone to do with Sheffield United escpecially Warnock & Macabe.
kevin - October 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Buy Joe Cole
Sell Aston the fat lazy slob
Slap the whole Enlish FA
Cy - October 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Buy: A creative midfielder (Benayoun) or workhorse (Appiah?), a centre back and a left winger
Sell: Ashton (injuries and good value), Boa Morte, Neill, Davenport
Slap: Mark Noble (poor form), Neil (idiot), Ashton (various reasons), GUDMUNDSSON (everyone knows why).
StevH - October 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
BUY: Zaki (great attitude)
SELL: Lucus Neill (overated waste of money)
SLAP: Carlton Cole (he tries but doesn’t deliver)
B Kemp - October 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
BUY…………..Micah Richards (Great Right Back)
SELL……….. LBM (Enough Said)
SLAP…………Neil Warnock (Well Why Not)
Pepin - Czech Hammer - October 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
BUY:
1.) TOMAS NECID (Czech 19 years old striker who was the best scorer of U16’s EURO as well as of U18’s EURO and is currently the top scorrer of Czech league - he really is the Czech wonderkid)
2.) ZAKI (even if we had to sell Ashton to get funds to buy this fella)
3.) Creative midfielder. I do not know about anyone suitable but maybe some young Brazilian or Argentinian would do the job for us (even though we would have to sell Parker to buy him)
SELL:
Gabbidon, Davenport (we have Tomkins and Collins comming),
Mulllins, Quashie (we have Colisson and Dyer comming)
LBM
SLAP:
Everyone connected with Sheffield U., F.A. and Cristiano Ronaldo deserves his slap for sure as well.
bez - October 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
sell
lbm
buy
podolski
slap
mcabe n warnock
HFW - October 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Buy Andrés D’Alessandro, Appiah (free), Karim Benzema or Macauley Chrisantus
sell Davenport, Bowyer, Ashton, Mullins, LBM
slap pretty much everyone.
????? - November 13th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
buy:zaki & me
sell:lbm & etherington
slap:shefield utd & the f a
stupid - November 24th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
yes you tell um ?????