First we had allegations of Taylor calling Ronaldo “ugly” and Ronaldo calling Taylor a “Rubbish footballer, which had us all thinking we’d get a good week’s worth of media fallout as Pizzagate became Uglygate.
Alas, Taylor has now come out and said that nothing actually happened in the tunnel and that he and C-Ron are best mates or something.
“There was no bust-up with Ronaldo,” Taylor explained to The Newcastle Chronicle.
“I shook hands with him at the end of the game.”
If you’re as disappointed and confused as we are about the sudden turn of events, then you may find a good answer here.