Is the New Newcastle United Away Kit the Worst In Football History?
by Mad Dog and Glory on June 24th, 2009 176 words | 9 commentsOh Sweet Jesus the the Baby Orphanage. What the F**k is going on at St James’ Park!
Yes this is Toon Army centre back Steven Taylor looking perplexed! You see he isn’t sure why he has been ordered to pose for the camera in a new kit that makes him look like a slice of Lemon Cheesecake!
Aren’t things bad enough at Newcastle United, without having to subject their players to the indignity of wearing the new shirt that will surely not sell like hot cakes and is in fact possibly the worst football kit known to man. One wonders is David Blunkett or some other famous blind person was selected to come up with the war crime or a travesty such as this!
Was Mike Ashley tucking into his fourteenth pudding of the day when he was asked what kind of ‘look’ he wanted from his team and did he just point his rotund finger towards the remnants of his glutton filled sweet tray?
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Burton - June 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Simply Yes, its crap
Dom - June 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I LOVE this kit.
Im not being sarcastic. I think its a great kit
Marco - June 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
It looks like he’s covered in vomit
Mike Ashley's Mum - June 24th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
oh dear, i think this may have been done one purpose to get all the players on big contracts to demand a move.
grafite - June 24th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
aint the best colours but its not bad to be honest
Paul (No1Fan) - June 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I’m not keen at all. How many blokes choose to wear yellow when they are out?
I mean, do you ever go shopping and think “I could really do with some yellow trousers”!
thomas - June 27th, 2009 at 3:19 am
I think it’s one of the greatest away kits I’ve ever seen. don’t understand the complaints.
Steven Taylor - June 27th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I felt like a tit in that strip
bob2526 - July 1st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
horrible