Oh Sweet Jesus the the Baby Orphanage. What the F**k is going on at St James’ Park!

Yes this is Toon Army centre back Steven Taylor looking perplexed! You see he isn’t sure why he has been ordered to pose for the camera in a new kit that makes him look like a slice of Lemon Cheesecake!

Aren’t things bad enough at Newcastle United, without having to subject their players to the indignity of wearing the new shirt that will surely not sell like hot cakes and is in fact possibly the worst football kit known to man. One wonders is David Blunkett or some other famous blind person was selected to come up with the war crime or a travesty such as this!

Was Mike Ashley tucking into his fourteenth pudding of the day when he was asked what kind of ‘look’ he wanted from his team and did he just point his rotund finger towards the remnants of his glutton filled sweet tray?

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