Manchester United To Make Record Breaking £40m Striker Move

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Hello all, It is good to talk to you all on this wonderful website that I found today.

I read that Manchester United are interested in signing of Villa. I get confused first as I first thought Villa was club, but I know now that he is a player and a very good one at that. I looked up his shirt on internet and found out was he is capable of.

Me, I think he stay in Spain, where sun is hot and women hotter.

Only place like that in England is Liverpool. And he will also be joining the biggest club in the world.

Utd may have the money but I can not see somebody wanting to join them.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

got more chance of joining liverpool but he stated he not coming to england so no english team will be geting him

Paddy - June 26th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Not a chance!!If he comes to England it will be to Liverpool!!!

Paddy - June 26th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Not a chance!!!If he comes to England it will be to Liverpool!!!

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Hello my friends,

My friend Ash T has told me that Villa and Silva have accepted a transfer to Liverpool and it will cost 60 million.

This make me very happy as Liverpool will win everything next year, apart from the League Cup.

Its superb.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

no i didnt haha i said thats what sort of deal it would take to get villa(40mill) silva (20mill) i never said they accepted it and it says on skysports that no bids have been placed for villa so stop puting words in my mouth ivan :@

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Hello Lovely People,

I not know where this story come from as I heard it from my good friend Ash T that Liverpool have signed Villa and Silva for 60 million each. This is god business and we both can’t wait to see them at anfield next season

With these two players we will win everything next year apart from the league cup. The league cup we will coose to leave for Manu and chelsea to fight over. I made a joke!

Hope you enjoy this news

Ivan & Freddie

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

ican no i didnt say we have signed villa and silva :@ i said it would be about 60mill for both of them villa(40mil) silva (20mill) so stop saying i did u nob :@

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Ash T,

I sorry for putting something in your mouth. I thought we were friend but now you confuse me with this change of story.

This has be sadness on my evening and I may no longer honk my horn with Freddie.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

god sake use better english :@ all i said was was should put a bid in for about 60mill plus how can you be friends with some one over comments haha and when you dont even know me hahahaha

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Ash T,

I have cheer up now and will still be honking my horn over Johnson signing.

I will wait further update over 90 million Villa, Silva and Tevez bids. Keep me in posting.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

lol tevez said hes not coming to liverpool hes going to man city lol

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Ash T,

Are you say that we missed out on Tevez? I think he would have been good by as he is lively with balls. So we are spending 60 millions on Silva and Villa. But only if accepted. Ok I understand now.

I sorry for English, but it is not my mother language. I go to night school and learn and typing here helps.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

its ok your english alot better than some people on here lol and we havent made a bid for any one yet as far as i know but tevez said he doesnt want to come to liverpool cause he rivaly between man u and liverpool but thats stupid if he goes to man city it will just be all about the money tevez is just a shit kuyt i think
i am only saying that we should bid for villa and silva but i duno if we have yet ok ?

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Ash T,

Thank you very for the complement on my English. I am proud and one day dream of living in Liverpool and watching the reds at every game.

So your comment was a person opinion rather than a fact. I see. I will hold back my excitement until you confirm that it is true and will celebrate the Johnson signing tonight with Freddie and mother. I not want to invite mother but she found out and made me take her to honk horn in car.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

yes it was a personaly opinon but i do THINK that rafa will make a few suprize signing int he transfer market
we are not a club in trouble we are a club thats on the up and going to win another 18 league titles

Dom - June 26th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

Lol watching ash t and ivan talk is like listening to a prank call.

Hes having you on ash mate.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

lol i know dom but what is there better to do to day when its raining :@

Chelsea > Liverpool - June 26th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

haha ivan is sorry for putting something in ASS T’s mouth…dont worry Ivan he likes it………………….why are u liverpool faggots commenting on here? see the headline and wee a little bit did ya ladies? u havnt got fuck all chance of signing him so get ya fingers out of your asses and start looking in league 2 for your next ’star’ signing you poor, homeless fucks! i’d prefer man u sign him just to see you bunch of raging faggots cry

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

what number will johnson wear at liverpool do you think ?

Martin Lower - June 26th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

Oi Ash T – it aint raining… wot ya talkin about mate? U are so fick you aint able to tell if it is raining yayayayayaya

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

wtf course i can tell if it is raining and it is raining by me

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Hello Dom,

welcome very to my chat with ash T. You my friend as well now? You like Liverpool as well, they are a great club and with these signings potential we will be number one.

I not have anything of ash T, we only type each other and he asked to see pictures of Freddie. I refused as he not know Ash T.

I heard from another site that Manchester sign Tina Turner for £1 million… Ash T can you confirm this by looking up at the sky? I not know of Turner, but I’m told shes “a nice little mover” – does that mean she’s fast? Will she cause problems for Johnson next season. Me and Freddie are worried now.

Dom - June 26th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

its hot down wher ei am, sun shinning lol.

Number 3 or 4 maybe?

Martin Lower - June 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

So Ash T and Dom,

Ow cums it not raining where I iz then but you got rain… you in anuva cuntry then?

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

where you from dom and i think it will be number 3 or 2(if dossena leaves any time soon)

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Nice to talk Ash T,

I’m from Russia… I have two suits, a car and live with my mother and a goat named Freddie. I support Liverpool and dream of living there and going every game.

Dom - June 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Croydon, which is south london ish…

Good call on shirt number.

Dossenas agent said that his move isnt 100%. Was a bad signing by rafa, he does make them, more often then not im afraid. But at least when he gets it right, he really gets it right

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

well i dont realy think dossena was BAD signing he just didnt do us the job we wanted him to do
he was a left winger when he was younger then he went in to a left back and he was playing good as a left mid for us i think not brill but he did get a few goals

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Hi Dom, I have friend who lives in Croydon. She say it is a concrete shit hole and that there are lots of insurance places to work. She very nice though and has good looks.

Can I come and look for work in Croydon, can you help me with visa – I need someone to sign papers.

You my friend, you help. My friend and I stay with you until we afford a place. Have you got room for freddie?

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:36 pm

lol you say croydon a shit hole but i guess its better than russia its full of kiddy porn and pervy men +o( lol

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

I not know this words kiddy and pervy. Please explain

We all have porn out here… my mummy is porn star and does well very. She 58 now and helps pay money. I work on video and take Freddie to the shoots. We make lot of money and my friend in croydon appeared in a few of my films.

Ash T - June 26th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

kiddy = kids and pervy = perverts

alex - June 26th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

only club outside spain is liverpool so eat shit man u

Ivan Weener - June 26th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

I don’t have any kids, I live only with my mother and freddie the goat. One day I dream of moving to croydon with my Russian friend and Freddie. We will stay a Dom’s place and make porn films until I get an insurance job in the concrete shit hole.

I send papers to officials now

Mr Smith - June 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Alex,

I think you will find that there are millions of clubs outside of Spain and to a certain polictical section Barcelona would also be considered outside of Spain.

Before making such opprobrious remarks, please ensure that the content is factual.

Regards,

Mr M Smith

Ivan - June 26th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Goodbye my lovely people,

I leave internet now for I go to honk horn in my car with mother and freddie the goat.

LIVERPOOL SIGN JOHNSON
LIVERPOOL SIGN JOHNSON
LIVERPOOL SIGN JOHNSON

mark - June 26th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Ivan makes me laugh!

Vorian - June 26th, 2009 at 9:01 pm

You see the thing is. united are limited to some of the best players in the UK + amazing odd foriegner like Tevez and Ronaldo; but o wait those 2 players have already gone. Tevez because Fergie managed to do the same thing he does with all good strikers, piss them off so much they leave united, any heard or someone called Ruud Van Nistleroy who I think still holds the record for the most goals in the premier league ever. 44.

However on the otherhand we have liverpool who have by far the best english player atm, I dont even have to mention his name; along with that they have some of the all stars Europe to back that up with torres, alonso, masherano etc… Also we have chelsea and arsenal who have some of the all stars of the world in their sides, such as essien, ballack, arshavin, persie.

Now you may argue united have the amazingly talented rooney, but their again arsenal have the amazingly talented cesc who looks to surpass viera in tackling ability, and has already surpassed him in creativeness.

Cesc is forced to play defensive mid for a season as denilson cba, and cesc still does a decent job even though it was his first year having to play that position.

kermit - June 27th, 2009 at 3:42 am

i d like masch to talk tevez into staying then a bidf for silva , or robben or schnjeider and that would do me

Torres-9 - June 27th, 2009 at 4:14 am

Not a chance!!!If he comes to England it will be to Liverpool!!!

DIE Scouser DIE!! - June 27th, 2009 at 5:10 am

once again lfc fans think they have monopoly on spanish players…..
i mean come on mates you cant possibly expect to have the whole spanish international squad just becoz the manager rafa is a spanish reject can ya???
villa is gonna go to the highest bidder…which is probably gonna be manU coz we got the cash to splurge+we are still the current reigning world champions…besides who would want to opt for no.2 when they can go to no.1….its just common sense!!!!!

Ash - June 27th, 2009 at 10:46 am

There is no way fergies will splash the cash on villa he was never the type to buy big and when he did buy big he almost always got it wrong berbatov, veron for example.

i think villa is out the quetion, Fergie in my view would rather sign benzema for less but that is if the player wants 2 come to us. I think no ronaldo has gone man u will go thru period where we slump in champions league with no real goal threat teams will not be afriad as they used too.

Fergie needs to go buy some hot young talent for the future like giovinco of juve, Neymar or da costa.

Ivan Weener - June 27th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Hello lovely People,

My name is Ivan and I am from Russia, I just got home from honking my horn all night to celebrate signing of Johnson. My mother she said I was crazy too stay up soo late with Freddie, so we kick her out of car at 11 and carry on with out her. It good, we have fun.

I wait now for news of Liverpool signing Villa and Silva. Maybe Tevez and Walcott will join and we have big time fun with honking horn in my car. I have good car it is green and has four wheels.

Chat soon you lovely people

Lincoln burrows - June 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Ivan weener- what a character we have here!!

Ivan Weener - June 27th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Hello Lincoln Burrows,

What character have we got? It is Villa or Silva. Please tell. I want to celebrate again. Johnson is good signing, but to sign Silva or Villa would be more. My person opinion is that we sign Villa. I now feel Silva not for sale, but may be we get him next year.

I liverpool fan since I was a little boy, I dreamed of holding up FA Cup as liverpool captain at Wembley but I no good at football so I will be number 1 fan.

I been to anfield 4 times over last three season and I see many good players. I think this is best team I seen, but we need new winger and may be replace for Alonso and Masch – I think may be some truth in rumours about selling. May be they just want new deal and more money, but I have person opinion that we sell maybe one. I hear talk of Micky Owen, but think he would not be a good buy as we love him in our hearts but not in our heads.

Lincoln burrows - June 27th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Hello ivan weener, you are the character i’m talking about. I thought you said you’ve never been to england. So how come you’ve been to anfield thrice? Or do we have a place called anfield in russia?
Seriously, grow up! Though i enjoy your silly comments.
Anyway david villa has agreed to sign for us next week.

Oh! I forgot, how about your dead freddie? Its like she has miraculously risen from the dead.

Ivan Weener - June 27th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Hello Licoln burrows,

I am not a footballer so I can not play for liverpool… I not good. I been to Liverpool in England and watch Liverpool. I save money from films and make trip. It very good. I would like to live in England, ideally Liverpool but Croydon would do.

I not grow anymore as I am 36. I may grow in belly but no more tall.

I not like this story about Freddie being dead, I hear it twice now and it is true not. He is life and here now. He said Hi to all you lovely people.

I want to now more about Villa deal. Where news come from and is it fact?

isa mamuda - June 27th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Hello.i see villa on united shirt.woo can wait dat to happen i’m manu and forever,

Si - June 27th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

not a chance! utd wont spend 40+ on any player!!!

Calvo - June 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Not gonna happen!
And more for the fact that he wants to stay in Spain and in any case should Utd be bidding for anyone at that price im sure it would be Benzema and not Villa.
As for spanish players for Utd to sign,I would go for Senna,Silva or Carzorla.

Heretic - June 29th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Ash T – June 26th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
wtf course i can tell if it is raining and it is raining by me
——
And here was me, thinking you were located in Liverpool

Heretic - June 29th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

I would lay odds that Ivan’s middle name becgins with a ‘C’

Marco - June 29th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Ivan is the Borat version of a Liverpool fan from mother Russia