This Man Is Not Dead!
by Mad Dog and Glory on June 26th, 2009 4 commentsContrary to some rumours circulating, Jeff Goldblum, star of The Fly, Independence Day and the hilarious Tall Guy, is not dead! Michael Jackson is however dead.
The hoax of Goldblum’s demise has become something of an internet legend over the past 24 hours but he is said to be fit and well! So that’s cleared that up.
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Dom - June 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I had no idea he played football.
He must do, otherwise why would this useless news keep popping up on this site
Poor Spuds - June 27th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Dom:
tats cuz “COS” is diversifying on new forms of bullshit dude…
till now they were serving a niche audience wit football junk… they’re clearly tired of churning the same old trash football rumours time n again… so they’re tryin new ways of gettin noticed….
maybe due to the global economic slowdown COS is being offered lesser money by clubs like real, barca, inter n chelski to cook stories…
wat a pity….
Bruce - June 27th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
To Poor Spuds,
Get a life
To Dom
I have no problem with the occasional bit of ‘non-football’ but funny pieces every now and then.
Poor Spuds - June 29th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Bruce:
Got on somebody’s nerve did we???
Chill brother… I know tat t truth hurts… strt learnin how to digest it….